What'd the NPCs get for Xmas?

I'm sure that Miss Liberty and Ms. Liberty get Statesman some tacky Christmas sweater every year.

Manticore got Sister Psyche a nightie ... and the present she got him is to WEAR it.

Synapse got Positron the complete Statesman: The Animated Series on Blu Ray. Posi got Synapse a book on monagamy that'll go unread ...

Synapse got Mynx some catnip and a scratching post ...

Luminary tries to get Citadel a personality and he gets her some metal polish ...



Redside, I am sure that Recluse holes up by himself and drinks some wine and thinks about happier times ...

Ghost Widow glares at Mako and Black Scorpion and threatens them with a Soulstorm every time they open their mouths to tell Wretch there's no Santa Claus ...

And I think that Wretch gets a train set ... probably from Scirocco. (He may not be a Christian, but something tells me the Big Softie would get gifts for Wretch and Ghost Widow ...)



So what do you think the NPCs got each other?

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Blue's Assembled Story Links

Nemesis would get a digital organizer. He and the Clockwork King would hang out and talk about how there's no good machinists running around Paragon.

Tyrant would get a restraining order from Dominatrix-- his granddaughter whom we can all assume doesn't fit the part.

Imperious would get his own Nictus sword and shield because it looks completely awesome, and who doesn't want one?

Arachnos Operatives would be given a GENERIC CARE PACKAGE.

Jurassik would be given a Corvette to shove onto his mallet.

Sunstorm would be given sunscreen.

Statesman would receive a brand new Rolex from the Freedom Phalanx with a 'Lifetime Warranty'. He intends to test out whether or not they're serious.

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Indigo and Crimson would both give each other some fed-ex missions that take them to every zone in Paragon City on a timer.

Black Scorpion would give Silver Mantis a solid steel whip.

I'm sure someone would give Reichsman some new jackboots.

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Doctor Aeon: A complete print version of Girl Genius.

Doctor Vahzilok: Blu-Ray version of Young Frankenstein.

Snaptooth: A fresh bucket of blood to dye his cap with.

Nemesis: A copy of Illuminatus!

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Arc #40529 : The Furies of the Earth

- Nosferatu would recieve Twilight and New Moon on Blu Ray
- Hamidon would recieve a "Hami-size" jelly mold
- Kronos Titan would be given a spiffy anime theme song that plays whenever he spawns

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"A great love is alot like a good memory. When it's there and you know it's there,but it's just out of your reach. It can be all that you think about. You can focus on it and try to force it but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient and hold still...maybe...just maybe...it will come to you. I just need to be somewhere she can find me" - Church from Red vs Blue

Sister Psyche would give Swan some less-revealing clothes.

Mako would do quite well. He would get a Treasure Chest that blows bubbles, a Deep-Sea Diver chained to it, and big sign that says "No Fishing".

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The Widows chipped in and got Recluse ten mittens.

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Mini-guides: Force Field Defenders, Blasters, Market Self-Defense, Frankenslotting.

So you think you're a hero, huh.
@Boltcutter in game.

Fusionette and Faultline got engaged

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Blue's Assembled Story Links

Crimson and Indigo gave each other cell phones, and then neglected to exchange numbers.

Burkholder got Megas-XLR on Blu Ray.
Maestro got the Complete Beethoven CD set.
Arakhn got a gift certificate for Victoria's Secret.
Nosferatu got SPF 100 sunscreen and a tube of body glitter.
Vandal got WD-40 and a LazyBoy recliner.
Requiem got nothing, because he's hanging out in the past and they didn't have Christmas back then.

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Eva Destruction AR/Fire/Munitions Blaster
Darkfire Avenger DM/SD/Body Scrapper

Arc ID#161629 Freaks, Geeks, and Men in Black
Arc ID#431270 Until the End of the World

Blue Steel got the complete set of Texas Walker Ranger
Babs got a personalize theme song that sounds similar to Shaft
Castle got a book on how to nerf regeneration some more
Calven Scott got nothing because no one likes him!

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Virtue: @Santorican

Dark/Shield Build Thread

Well, Faathim the Kind was given an Iphone... and an AT&T service contract.

Dr. Quarterfield had a little bit too much Kora Fruit Punch at the Shard Christmas Party and now has a couple of Threat Level AV Rularuu interested in him.

Lady Grey was given a gift certificate to Cross-Dimensional Dominatrix's Toy Shop.

The Dark Watcher was given a I'm Sorry card from Statesman.

Gaussian was given a copy of Lord Recluse's book, How to control your troops.

Hro'Dtohz was given a globe of the Earth. Word has it that Hro'Dtohz still intends to take over the planet anyways.

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* Westin Phipps got enough coal to heat Haven House for six generations.

* Back Alley Brawler got those Freezy Freaky mittens. XXXXXXXLarge

* Scirroco got an IOU from Santa for when he finally manages to break the curse.

* Synapse got a year supply of "protection" which he insisted was a joke gift from someone. In early 2010, however, he will spend 20 minutes attempting to convince his accountant to accept a receipt and file it under "advertising expenses."

* Captain Mako got the blu-ray collector's edition box set of Jaws; special Family Reunion Version.

* Statesman received a year's subscription to Barely Legal magazine. After much public embarassment and bad publicity an investigation revealled the billing address on the subscription to be somewhere in the Rogue Isles. The press apologized and the whole thing smoothed over. No one noticed he never cancelled the subscription.

* Marshall Brass got a personality. He returned it for cash.

* Fusionette got a GPS tracking device.... surgically implanted under her skin.

* Black Scorpion got 25 cases of Turtle Wax.

* After several weeks of what seemed like a bad case of Turets Syndrome, Luminary was finally correctly diagnosed. Her Christmas gift of an effective Spam Filter cleared things right up.

* Ghost Widow got a case of Vanishing Cream. Once found, the sender got vanished.

* Sally got a giant economy size can of mace. Soon after, a random badger got a big surprise.

* Doctor Aeon got a Rubik's Cube. After five fruitless days he re-gifted it.

* Nemesis got everything he asked for on his Christmas list.... .... eventually...

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My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

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@Golden Girl

City of Heroes comics and artwork

Statesman would give the Reichsman a signed 8x10 glossy, framed with the message "better luck next time!" written on it. and it's rigged to blow.

Longbow troops all get nothing from Longbow. They're soldiers, what do they expect? (Desertion rates have doubled)

Vanguard troops all get Rikti-gun-proof vests

Serpent Drummer gets a poisonous snake from Gaussian

Gaussian Gets the snake back from Serpent Drummer, tied in a knot.

the Clockwork King gets an Automaton body from Nemesis

Nemesis gets some batteries and a book on electrical engineering from the Clockwork King

Longbow Troops all get Iphones from Arachnos, with a lifetime pre-paid calling plan. (desertion rates have tripled)

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