Santa = villain?


BBQ_Pork

 

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Church Lady proved he was Satan!


total kick to the gut

This is like having Ra's Al Ghul show up at your birthday party.

 

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He SEES you when you are sleeping.

He KNOWS when you're awake


If THAT doesn't creep you out, nothing will.



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He SEES you when you are sleeping.

He KNOWS when you're awake


If THAT doesn't creep you out, nothing will.
I recall one thing a bit worse. GM Dave at Bannable Offenses commented on the book "Love You Forever"
http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.co...u-forever.html

Heck even Amazon.com mentions
Product Description
The mother sings to her sleeping baby: "I'll love you forever / I'll love you for always / As long as I'm living / My baby you'll be." When her son grows up and leaves home she takes to driving across town with a ladder on the car roof, climbing through her grown son's window, and rocking the sleeping man in the same way.

That's creepier to me.


total kick to the gut

This is like having Ra's Al Ghul show up at your birthday party.

 

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Bluh. Anyone who's watched Futurama knows that Santa is armed to the teeth. That's why they created Jolly-Seeking Missiles and armored chimney blast doors.


 

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I've been convinced. Now I have to go and buy some planks of wood as make-shift barricades


 

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Yep. Villian.


 

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Hey my character every December is A Cheap Pirate Santa. Santa outfit with pirate hat, eye patch, hook and peg leg. Each piece swapped out with normal Santa wear for alternate outfits.

He runs around shouting "Ho Yo Ho" and has the bio: "The kind of Santa you would order over the internet".

And yes he is always a villain. (or maybe that's me)


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Santa keeps a racially/ethnically pure enslaved work force in a forced labor camp.


 

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Bow down before the power of Santa, or be crushed by his Jolly Boots of Doom

Too bad I couldn't find a link to the actual Invader Zim clip... it's on Youtube but I can't watch it here in the U.S. due to the copyright thing.

In one of the old Badger comics (#70, the last one from First comics, I guess), Santa turned out to be a crazy biker dude in black leather with a foul mouth. That always made me laugh. ^_^ He still handed out presents, but he wasn't always jolly.



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In some legends, Santa defeated and enslaved a demon who now helps him punish naughty children.

I mean jeez.


 

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In some legends, Santa defeated and enslaved a demon who now helps him punish naughty children.

I mean jeez.
Santa does have a lackey.


Teams are the number one killer of soloists.

 

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You can all relax. Nobody needs to worry about Kris 'Crusher' Kringle again, thanks to The Main Man.


However, it turned out that Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator

 

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And yet... Longbow wear red and white and keep a "watch" over Paragon.

I'm thinking there's something wrong with them!!!



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Actually, come to think of it I have an Assault Rifle-wielding Merc MM Santa leftover from last year


 

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I had a Grinch-hunting AR/Dev named "Cindy L. Hu", but I deleted her.


 

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I have a Christmas Carol. Traps/AS Corrupter.

Well, she did work at the post office...

I know, I'm bad. stereotyping those postal workers that go postal.


There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"

 

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He SEES you when you are sleeping.

He KNOWS when you're awake
"There is no escape from the Klaus Organization" - MST3K

My opinion: Solos a lot... always has a pack of reindeer with him...associated with winter...clearly he's a Reindeer/Storm Mastermind, with a custom version of Group Flight. Rudolph is no doubt the set specific flavor pet, like Gang War or the Ghost from Necromancy - the nose is probably a laser. Or maybe just boosts accuracy; it was supposed to let Santa see better. It's Rudolph's Tactics toggle.


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I have a Christmas Carol. Traps/AS Corrupter.

Well, she did work at the post office...

I know, I'm bad. stereotyping those postal workers that go postal.
Great Christmas song, though. 'Christmas Carol' by the Oak Ridge Boys.


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if we're getting into Christmas songs, I'd hope for a "fat belly" costume piece (either as it's own thing, or on chest details, I'm not fussy) so I can play "Santa Claus Is A Fat &!^(#" while I roam around the Rogue Isles laying down some lumps of coal to those naughty kids.

edit: how badass must his Super-speed be that he can travel all around the globe in one night?


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I always figured Santa could either stop time, multiply himself, or just works with the Grim Reaper to keep everything scheduled really really well.


 

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And he wears red.
Naturally. He's obviously a Communist subversive, going about handing out gifts instead of expecting people to pay their own way. And really, handing out coal to the naughty? Would a well meaning individual hand out incendiaries to the wicked?


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