OMG - Great Job Posting !
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beyeajus,
Posted on: 2009-09-10 13:41 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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Epic win!
| achieve the ability to tell developers that their baby is ugly through objective bug descriptions, sans having your nose broken. |
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Originally Posted by ShadowNate
;_; ?!?! What the heck is wrong with you, my god, I have never been so confused in my life!
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ROTFLcopter.
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Originally Posted by ShadowKitty
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I think I need this job 
I wish I could get a job writing job postings like this. Wait..a job...writing job postings.
Oh wow. I had an existential thought.
Well...I guess this will be my last post on the forum as I now have to grow a goatee, buy a beret, join the Communist Party and quit my job to hang around in a coffee house listening to that poetry that doesn't rhyme.
I see they've added a bit more to the CoH animator description too:
"If hired, you will be working on a wide variety of characters, creatures, vehicles and props"
Should we read anything into that?
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
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Animals and Vehicles in I17! Plus new Prop Comedy powerset! |
Originally Posted by Golden Girl
I see they've added a bit more to the CoH animator description too:
"If hired, you will be working on a wide variety of characters, creatures, vehicles and props" Should we read anything into that? |
Storm Summoning is great because it makes you better than everyone else in the game. - Camma
Knockback is mitigation. It won't be removed just because meleers ***** and moan. - Chaos Creator
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While things like Warwolves and zombies and DE count as creatures, they also want someone with experience of animating non-human body-shapes, so I think we're going to get some kind of animals.
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Originally Posted by Duck Dim Sum
Animals and Vehicles in I17! Plus new Prop Comedy powerset!
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@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
I sooooo want this job
The Giant Ants are coming! Run away!
PS. I want that job, and might even be able to get it, but I don't really think they'd be willing to fork out for an H1 to import me to Austin.
Disclaimer: The above may be humerous, or at least may be an attempt at humour. Try reading it that way.
Posts are OOC unless noted to be IC, or in an IC thread.
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Best. Job. Ever.
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Originally Posted by ShadowKitty
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BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.
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Actually the more I think about it, the more I just want Prop Comedy as a powerset. :/
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Originally Posted by Golden Girl
While things like Warwolves and zombies and DE count as creatures, they also want someone with experience of animating non-human body-shapes, so I think we're going to get some kind of animals.
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Storm Summoning is great because it makes you better than everyone else in the game. - Camma
Knockback is mitigation. It won't be removed just because meleers ***** and moan. - Chaos Creator
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Originally Posted by Duck Dim Sum
Animals and Vehicles in I17! Plus new Prop Comedy powerset!
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Sounds like a new clown powerset, maybe for Masterminds?
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I'm in like Flint, baby!
"If youve ever spent a weekend bludgeoning an aluminum box with insults as to why it wont boot from a SATA drive, then wed like to talk to you."
Added: Aw man, Paragon Studios is still looking for an Online Community Manager. If I weren't living in southeastern England, I'd send in an application ASAP. Being an American, I wouldn't have to worry about getting a work visa or anything like that. But I just don't wanna have to sell most of my belongings, pack up and ship what I can't part with, make travel arrangements for my cat, and take an 11 or 12 hour flight to California for the purpose of starting a new chapter in my life just two years after I already did so in moving here. 
Positron: "There are no bugs [in City of Heroes], just varying degrees of features."
Kitty whips out her well-rounded knowledge of mapquest and places paws on keyboard.
Starting Point: Ontario, Canada
Ending Point: Austin, Texas
ROADTRIP !!!
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| How to properly wrestle bears (Grizzlies, Kodiaks, etc.). |
Lol.
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Originally Posted by ShadowKitty
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| Is your spirit animal akin to a praying mantis, anteater or bat perhaps? Then you may possess the instincts we are looking for without the crunching sounds so much. |
Not so much. Mine is more like a raccoon, or one of those other animals that has a knack for manipulating objects.
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| Since this position is for our Hardware Compatibility Lab, we’d prefer someone with an understanding of metals and how they conduct this electricity thing. In addition, understanding of bios, operating systems and drivers would be just damn handy. If you’ve ever spent a weekend bludgeoning an aluminum box with insults as to why it won’t boot from a SATA drive, then we’d like to talk to you. |
Hmmm, i do build my own computers, but most of my skill in dealing with OS issues and drivers is called using Google and RTFM. (Which when i worked in the electronics section of Staples had many customers convinced i was some sort of tech genius. Most of said genius consisted of grabbing and reading the relevant material when a customer couldn't figure something out.) That and i've always had a talent for making machines do stuff. Occasionally stuff they weren't intended to do.
Still, it's a temporary job in Austin, or i'd be all over applying for it.
Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
*sobs*
Yet another NCsoft job I'm not qualified for...
But damn funny description. I wonder if Sean Fish had a hand in that one...
Michelle
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Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
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THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
haha, that's awesome 
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Everyone knows you're OVERqualified for just about anything NCSoft has. No need to cry.
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Originally Posted by Dark_Respite
*sobs*
Yet another NCsoft job I'm not qualified for... But damn funny description. I wonder if Sean Fish had a hand in that one... Michelle aka Samuraiko/Dark_Respite |
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Originally Posted by Golden Girl
I see they've added a bit more to the CoH animator description too:
"If hired, you will be working on a wide variety of characters, creatures, vehicles and props" Should we read anything into that? |
Creatures: Devouring Earth, etc.
Vehicles: Buses to go with the bus stops. More cars that don't know how to steer
Props:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36641/My-Little-Exalt
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"See that... that code. That code what you wrote? That's right. That lumpy excresence of noisome fecal matter. That's what's wrong with this whole thing. And it's your fault because you're rubbish!"| achieve the ability to tell developers that their baby is ugly through objective bug descriptions, sans having your nose broken. |
I could do that job
Thelonious Monk
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I take it you aren't aware what 'sans' means |
Originally Posted by Scarlet Shocker
"See that... that code. That code what you wrote? That's right. That lumpy excresence of noisome fecal matter. That's what's wrong with this whole thing. And it's your fault because you're rubbish!"
I could do that job |
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Originally Posted by ShadowNate
;_; ?!?! What the heck is wrong with you, my god, I have never been so confused in my life!
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That job posting made my cats nervous. I started laughing too loudly and they woke up and fled the room.
No mention of cat wrestling so I guess I'll have to pass.
Part of Sister Flame's Clickey-Clack Posse
The English language is an intricate high-speed precision tool.Stop using it to bang open coconuts. ~Tokamak
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I was so in then they go and cross off the bear wrestling.
heh, check this out
http://tbe.taleo.net/NA5/ats/careers...&cws=1&rid=526