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WOOT! Just what I always wanted! First thing I'll do is enter the lottery, since that's a form of a contest, to test out my newfound powers! Then, with all the moola I win, I'll be able to fight crime with the latest gizmos, and of course - debt!|
Originally Posted by Fuzzitron
TPBM, having been enbued with cosmic rays which resulted from little Billy next door's middle school science experiment gone horribly wrong, now has the uncanny ability to win every contest he or she enters.
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The Kalderian God Carderon (a deity in a game world I developed) grants upon TPBM the power to be MORE interesting than the most interesting man in the world (or in our case, on the planet Earth.) No postage necessary. No purchase necessary to enter. Contestants must be legal residents of the U.S. age 18 and older.
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I'll buy that for a dollar. Can I have a dollar? I know you have it after I gave you that power. I need all the interesting-ness I can get!|
Originally Posted by Kyzock
The Kalderian God Carderon (a deity in a game world I developed) grants upon TPBM the power to be MORE interesting than the most interesting man in the world (or in our case, on the planet Earth.)
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TPBM has the power to create one fully functional duplicate of himself or herself do to with as he or she pleases. However, only one such doppleganger can exist at a time and all issued commands must be given in Morse code by flexing "only" the left nostril.
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TPBM has the power to read noseflexing morse code from up to 1200 light years away.
Dude! There is no way I'm doing that! Especially with a garden hose and a phone book!
TPBM has all the superpowers of Statesman, but only in the presence of the most noxious of flatulence.
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America' for an amount of 'up to, and including, my life'.
Visit Amarillo
Check out my arcs: MA# 494947, "Operation: RISING STORM", MA# 407176, "I Got Your Mothership Right Here!"
So I get hired on at NCSoft, stay close to Positron and nerf everyone. Being reviled is not super!
TPBM you can shrink to the size of a small rodent.
Wash: "I've been under fire before. Well ... I've been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself."
Oh thanks!
TPBM has the power to turn in to a Localized weather system.
The Official Resident Fanboi of dUmb
Always Allow/Disallow Mystic Fortune Prompt!
PCSAR
Sweet! Give some lightning-less rain to Arizona!
The person below me can summon cockroaches and make them attack their enemies.
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TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
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Definitely cool with that, as long as it allows me to buy the power "Rain of Roaches" later. No damage, no fear, just a hard control that forces all affected targets to jump around crazily, slapping themselves all over while screaming "EEWWWW,GETEMOFFGETEMOFFGETEMOFF!!!" (Now... picture successfully hitting BAB with this... |
Originally Posted by cursedsorcerer
Sweet! Give some lightning-less rain to Arizona!
The person below me can summon cockroaches and make them attack their enemies. |
)To TPBM, I grant the power "Increase the intelligence of the person at the other end of the phone."
Where to find me after the end:
The Secret World - Arcadia - Shinzo
Rift - Faeblight - Bloodspeaker
LotRO - Gladden - Aranelion
STO - Holodeck - @Captain_Thiraas
Obviously, I don't care about NCSoft's forum rules, now.
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Good, I want to make someone I'm interviewing smart enough to recognize I'm the best candidate so I can get a job. |
Originally Posted by Bloodspeaker
To TPBM, I grant the power "Increase the intelligence of the person at the other end of the phone."
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I grant to TPBM the power "Clean the house well enough that even their parents/in-laws/most anal relative would approve."
Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
Gawds I wish!
I grant TPBM the power to be well and content no matter what happens to them.
Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
*hugs self*
TPBM now has the power to charm anyone; even the nastiest DMV clerk.
Alright! I'm going to get my license now....
TPBM has the ability to communicate with insects.
Nice, this with my Cockroach Summoning will allow me to RULE THE WORLD!
I grant the person below me the honor of being my lowly henchman.
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Thats one super power ill never Activate!|
Originally Posted by cursedsorcerer
Nice, this with my Cockroach Summoning will allow me to RULE THE WORLD!
I grant the person below me the honor of being my lowly henchman. |
TPBM now has the power to summon a single bag of Jet Puff Miniature Marshmallows. (Id suggest saving this for Around Christmas time)
The Official Resident Fanboi of dUmb
Always Allow/Disallow Mystic Fortune Prompt!
PCSAR
Sweet! Love marshmallows.
The person below me can recall any date and significant event in history. He/she is the ULTIMATE HISTORY BUFF!
to TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
Oh My Brother will be So jealous...
I grant the person below me, the Person to be the Next Aluminum Chef!
The Official Resident Fanboi of dUmb
Always Allow/Disallow Mystic Fortune Prompt!
PCSAR
*mix mix chop chop chop flip stir*
I grant TPBM to be able to teleport to anywhere they want just by concentrating on their destination.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Say "GOOD-BYE, RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC!!!"
TPBM has the truly cosmic ability to communicate with navel lint... anywhere in the Universe.
Where to find me after the end:
The Secret World - Arcadia - Shinzo
Rift - Faeblight - Bloodspeaker
LotRO - Gladden - Aranelion
STO - Holodeck - @Captain_Thiraas
Obviously, I don't care about NCSoft's forum rules, now.
Umm my cell phone could already do that....
TPBM can turn pollution into bacon.
And World Hunger comes to an end.
TPBM can see through walls and buildings when he/she needs/wants...
Sweet. So thats what they do behind closed doors....
TPBM has the power to Generate Electricity.
The Official Resident Fanboi of dUmb
Always Allow/Disallow Mystic Fortune Prompt!
PCSAR
Shocking!
TPBM can watch the evening news, see that the likelihood of a terrorist attack is high, and with a snap of the fingers, the attack is thwarted!
to TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
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Sadly, when I watch the evening news, I end up falling asleep from boredom or turning the tv off in disgust.|
Originally Posted by cursedsorcerer
Shocking!
TPBM can watch the evening news, see that the likelihood of a terrorist attack is high, and with a snap of the fingers, the attack is thwarted! |
I grant TPBM the power to make sniveling, whiny people who can't be happy with anything realize that they are the source of their own problem.
Where to find me after the end:
The Secret World - Arcadia - Shinzo
Rift - Faeblight - Bloodspeaker
LotRO - Gladden - Aranelion
STO - Holodeck - @Captain_Thiraas
Obviously, I don't care about NCSoft's forum rules, now.
WOW, you are a lifesaver! Thank YOU!
I give TPBM the ability to make copies of themselves when they need to do more than one thing at a time.
Responsible? Me? Mahahaha! Sure. I execute my power to convince you all that Meat Vision is fun! Now somebody cook me something. Please? One of my former superpowers caused me to turn meat into tofu by the slightest touch. I'm starvin'! Hayalp Mai!
TPBM, having been enbued with cosmic rays which resulted from little Billy next door's middle school science experiment gone horribly wrong, now has the uncanny ability to win every contest he or she enters.
I grant to the person below me the power to determine everyone's definition of 'fun.' (I must say that I envy you for this and hope that you will use this power responsibly.)