The answer was make a fortune regrowing bald people's hair.
Do my clothes turn too? I'm not a fan of the whole walking around nude things.
TPBM can absorb knowledge of a book just by touching it.
Yes, completely cloaked Check this genius out
I love my power, my thirst for reading is insatiable!!.
TPBM can Shapeshift.
Cool! Drat! I shape-shifted into a cookie!
TPBM can now see through walls.
to 
TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
Well that certainly makes voyeurism easier..
TPBM has the lines of every decent movie made in the last 20 years memorized and can pull out an appropriate line in any situation.
I feel the need...the need for speed!
TPBM can run at over 200 MPH.
Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
Wheeee I can pants people at high speed
TPBM can turn any part of their body into a weapon.
TPBM has
Penultimate Invulnerability - Your only invulnerable when your in mortal danger.
So you can still scrape your knees and get cuts but a bullet aimed at your head will bounce off.
Maestro Mavius - Infinity
Capt. Biohazrd - PCSAR
Talsor Tech - Talsorian Guard
Keep Calm & Chive On!
TPBM can generate garbage. 
The politicians already have that power..
TPBM can breathe underwater.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Ah relief. Thanks Healix
TPBM can turbo drill into the earth (tunneling)
Meh. Not interested.
TPBM can predict to the second when natural disasters are going to occur.
I will wet myself...now.
TPBM can recover his stamina 3 seconds after giggidy-giggidy-goo.
ALL RIGHT!
TPBM has tuna armor.
I'm as durable as Mako, but these damn cats won't leave me alone 
TPBM can turn anyone into a hobo.
*swipes Angry's wallet, takes over bank account, repos home and car* Tah-DAHHHHHHH! Just kidding, Angry. *gives eberyting back* BTW, you make being a hobo look GOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Fail Healix again you post and don't bvother continuing the game D:
TPBM can cause sexual pleasure in others just by thinking about it.
Meh I'll take my own power then!
*causes all females on forums to orgasm*
TPBM can turn liquids into other liquids.
Hell yes! Time to turn water into Pepsi 
TPBM can make people smell things that aren't there.
*I hope they don't smell my 'fail'*
TPBM takes pity on my pea-brain and makes it bigger so I don't fer-git stuff so much...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Lovely, but size doesn't really matter.
TPBM can live forever but get old.
Oh swell..I'll be using Endust as a face cream.
TPBM can surrond themselves with a see-through force field that can only be penetrated by sexy nekkid people.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Woww, thats quite the power , *dammit, get outts a mah bubble. * Grants TPBM a repellent power that will rid him/her of the unwanted ones!
They may be sexy, doesn't mean I want them all in my priate bubble
*Repells jerks*
I grant TPBM the power of EVERY SUPERHERO EVER JUST BY TOUCHING A COMIC!!
Wow, that's generous, I wonder why no one jumped on it... Prepare for the uber-Gray
TPBM will be granted the power to summon whatever meal/beverage/person he or she is craving out of thin air just by focusing on that desire.
That's pretty sweet.
TPBM can turn invisible!