Err... What's a lemming again.
I grant the poster below me the ability to repair computers with his/her mind.
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TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
Dang it! My skull keeps getting in the way! I'll fix that TI-99 with my hands instead.
TPBM has the ability to turn all used chewing gum within a 300 ft. radius of himself/herself into expensive designer shoes by simply biting a sleeping ape's earlobe on Wednesday afternoons between 1pm and 4pm Eastern Standard Time while wearing a motorized beanie hat and neon orange and periwinkle striped biker shorts.
Upon activation of the power, if you survive the ape's wrath, the bitten ape will fall fast asleep and its ear will heal, you will lose your shoe alchemy power, and will then be granted.... Meat Vision!
Ok. What the heck am I supposed to do with that.
TPBM can travel through time.
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Shweeeet! Now I can go back in time before Enhancement Diversification!!!!!!!!!!
I grant TPBM the power to know what the Dharma Initiative is...
Mwahahaha! And I'm not telling!
TPBM now has the ability to "cry" tears that can be transformed (once per tear) into any type of liquid he or she so chooses.
I'll cry my own Well of the Furies from one eye, and Liquid FUNK from the other!!
In a freak mishap stemming from the misuse of bacon in a nearby particle accelerator, TPBM now has the power to cast a "Do Not Call" spell on telemarketing databases. And yes. You get Meat Vision too! Somebody's gonna take this Meat Vision, darn it!
YEAH! I needed the "Do not call" power! HOWEVER, I do NOT need 'Meat Vision."
TPBM has the ability to figure out why Fuzzitron is obsessed with Meat Vision.
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*head spontaneously implodes*
TPBM can now also spontaneously implode heads.
I must harness this great power for good and never for evil.
Hmmm.....
Bill Gates' head implodes
Kim Jong Il's head implodes
James Arthur Ray's head implodes
Who else?
TPBM can give me some suggestions...
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I suggest that you implode that cursedsorcerer guy. 
TPBM now has Granite Armor.
Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
I am Rock Solid!
TPBM has the unwavering ability to throw their voice.
*grabs Halloween decorations and makes puppets*
TPBM has the uncanny ability to impose their subjective views upon the masses of unclean heathens in an attempt to...screw it...TPBM can manipulate minds from great distances.
Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
I can make people play CoH?
TPBM can kill all the idiots in the world merely by thinking about them.
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That is so cool, I was just wishing I had that power.
TPBM has the ability to manipulate water.
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
Great now I need to learn how to swim!
TPBM has the ability to sneeze chocolate
How cruel...
TPBM can make stuff appear just by thinking it!
Hmm... Money!
TPBM is immortal.
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Behold, the Pig of Forever!
TPBM has "Transmute Stone to Rock".
I know this guy named Stone he's going to hate being a paper weight forever.
The person below me can now hear the cries of sorrow from paper weights.
The Legendary Cosmological Prince Reigar 53rd Illusion Control/Storm Summoning/Primal Forces Mastery/Incarnate
It's a dark and story night. That means something bad is happening out there
Now we can solve the mystery of who bashed that poor guy's head in with a paper weight!
TPBM can now smell through walls, even airtight ones!
Now I can give new meaning to the term "nosy neighboor".
TPBM can fast-forward through all the boring stuff.
.....
TPBM Has their own soundtrack where ever they go
its about time i got a cool power. Oh wait its the same annoying song over and over again.
The person below me can now summon purple winged monkeys.
The power to command such monkeys are not include that would be a diffrent power.
The Legendary Cosmological Prince Reigar 53rd Illusion Control/Storm Summoning/Primal Forces Mastery/Incarnate
It's a dark and story night. That means something bad is happening out there
Great, I guess I could be the Wizard of Oz villain!
I grant to the person below me the power to determine everyone's definition of 'fun.' (I must say that I envy you for this and hope that you will use this power responsibly.)
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Why yes I do the logo on my super suit says SBD (silent but deadly)
I have my noxious gas blast which speaks for itself.
I have the thwwwwwpppppp of stench which does minor lethal damage over time.
I have the mexican leftover which does toxic damage and the damage is felt almost immediately
I have the OMG did that just come out of you? which tends to make everything run away in slow motion akin to freezing rain, It also has a chance for Knockdown.
I have the silent make them sniff.
and the gag-o-rama which is akin to nova/inferno etc.
and many more!
I grant tpbm the ability to summon lemmings
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This is a bug, nothing more. Please put away the tin-foil hats, there's nothing sinister going on here.-Protea
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