This thread should be renamed "your subscription should be revoked if"
I'm only a 3-month vet and face-palmed several times readin the first 3 pages.
People actually make these mistakes?! Are they 6 years old?!
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i16 will stop AE babies and they will be onto champions lol :P
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Originally Posted by brewha
Yep thats true vid for sure LOL ...
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You might be an AE baby if you wonder what these strange faces of people are doing in your contacts tab.
P.S., I haz invaded ur serverz
If you still don't know how to unlock Lvl 35+ Enhancements, you might be an AE Baby.
Welcome to Guardian Bookkeeper_Jay!!
*gives plate of fresh cookies*
You might wanna hurry and eat those before Ulli gets h...
Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
With absolutely no apologies whatsoever to Amy Grant (for torturing listeners in the 80s with this tripe):
bAEbie, bAEbie, I'm taken by emotion
of how to play you do not have a notion
bAEbie, bAEbie, your farming's getting old now
you didn't learn from bubbles or meows
stop for a minute
bAEbie, I'm so glad you're dying
bAEbie, bAEbie, the questions never ending
what's Ouroboros and why did the sky turn green
bAEbie, bAEbie, try walking through the city
but then you'll die since your skills are a pity
stop for a minute
bAEbie, I'm so glad you're dying
and ever since the day
you left the AE building
bAEbie, I realize that there's
just no way to team with you
bAEbie, bAEbie, in any kind of mission
you just have no idea of your position
bAEbie, bAEbie, say hi to that masked girl now
Vengeance is recharged and you can help the team now
stop for a minute
bAEbie, I'm so glad you're dying
and ever since the day
you left the AE building
bAEbie I realize
there's no way to team with you
and ever since the day
you left the AE building
bAEbie, I realize that there's
just no way to team with you
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Originally Posted by PleaseRecycle
it has gone from unconscionable to downright appalling that we have no way of measuring our characters' wetness.
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Originally Posted by Brillig
It's hard to beat the entertainment value of Whackjob Wednesdays.
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If you challenge someone to a PvP match, and send them into an AE mission with your primary character as an enemy custom toon set to extreme AV difficulty.
They will literally think they are fighting the real you, and won't be able to figure out how you can one shot them and take no damage!
Soilfir......
OMG!
That was F N fantastic!
Woooooo Hoooooooooooooooooo
Guardian is my home world.
Gosh Darn People, the SG if ya goofie 8D
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
MA 195771 Debt to Casa
Siolfir FTW!!
Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
Rich & MM,
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for bringing the humor into the sad state of what AE babies are.
MM, i was ROFLMAO thru most of that just because I could see you and I having that convo with a moron. And the whole you wanna cyberz with me while the H34LOZ kept the fire/kin alive was awesome.
SOOOoooo..that being said..I must ask...
WHEN oh WHEN are we going to start the ACTF's again. I MISS THIS!!!
Controllers and Defenders RULE!
Guardian is home.
Vixen defined by urbandictionary.com:
Totally gorgeous and amazing human female. With the cutest smile and a sweet body. Loves partying and drinks a lot but is still incredibly smart. But be warned, may jump you unexpectedly.
I proudly bring to you Episode 2
What's worse than an AE baby on a team with a bunch of vets? An AE baby giving advice to new players. Watch as our favorite AE baby, Capt. Outhouse, meets new player the Australian Lumberjack.
@Mental Maden @Maden Mental
"....you are now tackle free for life."-ShoNuff
*chuckles uncontrollably at MM's vids*
SAVE CoX info:
Titan Network efforts
Saving CoX events/FB info
And the saga of Captain Outhouse continues, lol. Hilarious video once again MM 
Awesome MM, keep 'em coming!
Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
*dies laughing*
*millyun tiny pepsimen giggle uncontrollably*
I play all my toons like a blaster: I die a lot.
global handle: @Pepsiman
Wii Code: 5292 9629 8964 1440
XBL: IndyBanzai
Is that anywhere near Atlas Park?
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Originally Posted by PleaseRecycle
it has gone from unconscionable to downright appalling that we have no way of measuring our characters' wetness.
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Originally Posted by Brillig
It's hard to beat the entertainment value of Whackjob Wednesdays.
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"I have a case of alt-itis"
wooooot
"I got this game 2 weeks ago"
snickers
MM I want to marry you and take our lvl 15's on a stroll through Perez Park and splash in the fountain where the badge is and make all the fellas drool.
LOL
......if you get a whole bunch of emails from G A G O R A.com and don't understand why they don't just send tells, since it would be faster advertising for the best sales....... you might be an AE baby.
HUGS!
Guardian is my home world.
Gosh Darn People, the SG if ya goofie 8D
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
MA 195771 Debt to Casa
omg, This is too funny. I made the mistake of watching this at work. My boss probably thinks I'm psycho now, he couldn't figure out why it was so funny, which made me laugh more when I had to explain.
Is your boss a fire/kin? he can clear the map while we doorsit.
I play all my toons like a blaster: I die a lot.
global handle: @Pepsiman
Wii Code: 5292 9629 8964 1440
XBL: IndyBanzai
Perhaps while your fire/kin boss clears the map for us the rest of us can engage in ERP.
BTW-- AE baby = lvl 45 Peacebringer who doesn't know to click on the people at a hazard zone door to get in.
Guardian server is Life!
Founder and Leader and all around greatest member of the Solo-SG, The Charybdis Clan.
You might be an AE baby if....
-your first concern upon entering any mission is your "auto sk lvl".
-you talk about purchasing purple recipe sets like you are talking about buying candy from the store. "Oooooo gunna buy me one of each"
-you wonder how many tickets it costs to get a respec recipe and how many times you need to roll because outside of paying millions for one in the market, you have no idea where to get one.
-you smack talk about how good you will be in PVP as a stalker when you get your a$$ handed to you in a pve mission because you DON'T TURN ON YOUR GODDAMNED SECONDARIES... n00b. While you're at it get Stamina for crying out loud.
"You can sit there telling me what's right and wrong by your standards but who tells you what's right and wrong?" - No-one
You might be an AE baby if...
You don't know what powerpool Stamina is in because you always ran with a Fire/Kin!
You might be an AE baby if...
...you don't realize that there's more than one AT that can be a Fire/Kin.
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Originally Posted by PleaseRecycle
it has gone from unconscionable to downright appalling that we have no way of measuring our characters' wetness.
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Originally Posted by Brillig
It's hard to beat the entertainment value of Whackjob Wednesdays.
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Hey, I resemble this one :P
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Great work, MM! 
I was really laughing a lot!
This all brings me back to an earlier thought I had posted in the Suggestions area, when AE had just come out and AE Babies had not yet made an appearance on the scene, that I thought to share with everyone here, with the intent of hopefully spurring constructive debate.
Basically, at the time I was thinking of ways to stop the immensely heightened level of farming that was taking place, as well as pointing out some things about the AE system that just didn't make any sense. Correcting the latter would also fix the former -- killing two birds with one stone. Little did I know that it would have killed three birds -- had it been implemented, AE Babies would never have come into existence.
In-game, and in-character, the AE Complex is offering its customers a virtual experience. In other words, players are being virtualized (a la TRON) and are experiencing adventures within the AE computer system. Since this is the case, why would their actions in the virtual game world of the AE computer earn them Influence in the "real" world of Paragon City? Why would it earn their Super Group Prestige? And why on earth would they get Recipes and Salvage? (from Dev Choice missions)
Any XP users of AE get should be a fraction of normal XP, since it's a virtual world -- basically, a training experience, a la the "Danger Room". There is something indefinable that is lost... perhaps the element of actual danger? And certainly -- since heroes who are defeated in combat are not using the Medical Transporter System, but rather are just being dumped out of the AE System and re-materialized as hale as they were when they went in, why would they suffer "debt"?
I proposed that users should only receive 1/4 the normal amount of Experience one would gain in an actual (i.e., non-MA) mission, and no debt for being defeated. It made no sense that playing MA missions awards Prestige or Influence, and certainly not drops, either from an in-game or an out-of-game perspective. I felt, and proposed, that these rewards be removed entirely from AE.
Out-of-Game, by removing Influence and Prestige and Drops ENTIRELY from the AE System, the Devs would also completely remove the Farmers and Grinders from the system. Farmers will go only to the places where they can farm for the influence that they sell through their pay sites. If AE didn't offer it, then they'd go back to RV, or somewhere else. Similarly, if the amount of experience earned through AE missions was significantly less than that of normal game content, the Grinders and Power-Levellers would go back to using their demon farms and XP-turned-off Level 46 bridges or what-have-you -- but at least they would not be clogging up the AE building trying to power-level one another.
My thought was that if these changes were implemented, it would leave the AE System exactly what it was meant to be -- a venue where players can create, share and experience user-generated content in a safe, "virtual" venue that does not at all impact the "outer" world of CoX. Where there is no grinding, no griefing, and no farming. Just pure storytelling, and the enjoyment that comes from experiencing it.
What think you all?
-- Vivian
I give you AE Babies Episode 1 Watch as Muffin Maiden meets Capt. Outhouse.
Warning-One brief little naughty word.
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