You might be an AE baby if....


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I thought it might be fun to do this a la Jeff Foxworthy....
You might be an AE baby if.....
You get to 50 and have allllll the travel powers
....
You know you got it in you! Share....


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Or no travel powers (never needed them before)


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.... if AE and MA are the only acronyms you understand in the game... o_o.. (Nooblets new to the game)


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You know you are an AE baby if...

You skin burns and sizzles when in direct contact with sunlight...


Oh... Wait... thats for vampires...


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You might be an AE baby if...

you didnt know there were more zones than Atlas Park..
you have no idea how to dodge baddies running across the Hollows..
you ask where in Wentworths is the "buy a cape" icon..
you don't know what a temporary Raptor or Jump pack is...


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If you have ever asked, "Hey! What's that train for?"... You might be an AE baby.

If you're a Kheldian, and you ask, "What's a Quantum".... you might be an AE baby.

If you think ANY AE arc is the "original farming mish".... you might be an AE baby.

If you've a Villain above level 10 who has never heard of Port Oakes, or a Hero above level 10 who has never heard of Kings Row... you might be an AE baby.

If you have read any reply to this thread and said to yourself, "I don't get it"... you might be an AE baby.


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You might be an AE baby if you have a level 20 Peacebringer and don't know what Patrol exp is.... (real broadcast question I heard yesterday heh)


 

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You might be an AE baby if you're level 44 and dont know you can gift inspirations

You might be an AE baby if your idea of getting a team together is just standing there broadcasting lfaet

You might be an AE baby if the only Task/Strike Force you've ever run allows people to be added any time


 

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You might be a AE baby if

Miss Liberty is the only trainer you know blue side.


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... you don't know what newspaper/radio missions are.


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-you can't get into cimeroa
-your badges are top-heavy
-you die within the first 30 seconds and every subsequent 30 seconds of any TF
-You hosp it during a TF and are surprised how far you have to travel to get back to the mish
-You only know how to use 4 out of 20 powers
-You're a stone tank and you're killed by 16 malta minions


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You need directions to get to Paragrine Island,
You don't know what PI stands for.


 

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Originally Posted by Mr_Ultimate View Post
You might be a AE baby if

Miss Liberty is the only trainer you know blue side.
What I am going to say is sad...

Way before AE... I found many people on the 40´s that ALWAYS changed to Atlas to train... They really imagined that only the trainer introduced by Coyote could train... They were thrilled when I told then otherwise... (and one called me a NOOB and probably is still training with Miss L.)


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If you're level 50 and only have 1 costume slot, you might be an AE baby.

If you're over level 10 and still have no enhancements slotted, you might be an AE baby.


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jade_Kerns View Post
You need directions to get to Paragrine Island,
You don't know what PI stands for.

Or if you don't know how to spell Peregrine Island.

(sorry, couldn't help it.)

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Originally Posted by Soulie View Post
If you're over level 10 and still have no enhancements slotted, you might be an AE baby.
Hey hey! I take offense to this one. I never buy any enhancements before 12 because you level up so fast (even without AE) it's a waste. Much better to save the money until you hit 12 and go get DOs.

Of course, I DO slot what I find as drops, so I guess I don't really fit this.

Nevermind. I am not at all offended. Carry on.

Oh wait...

If you've ever joined a team, seen they were all inside the mission, and wondered why you kept getting the message "You can not enter" when you clicked the big glowing column in the AE building.....

You might be an AE Baby


NOW you can carry on!


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Originally Posted by Frosty_Femme View Post
I said "ur" which is not a word. It's a sound dumb people make when you ask them to spell out "you are".

 

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if you ask your 1st team "can I have a minute to level (1 to x) you might be an AE baby.

if you think the oroboros portal is the only way to travel between zones, you might be an AE baby

if you are above level 20 and have no idea what pocket D is you might be an AE baby

if you look at map and there is only a line between arb, bm and AE you might be an AE baby


 

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Originally Posted by MsMisery View Post
if you ask your 1st team "can I have a minute to level (1 to x) you might be an AE baby.

if you think the oroboros portal is the only way to travel between zones, you might be an AE baby

if you are above level 20 and have no idea what pocket D is you might be an AE baby

if you look at map and there is only a line between arb, bm and AE you might be an AE baby

btw the level one was a true story after double exp weekend we had someone ask to join our ITF team and spent 15 minutes leveling from 1 to 50 then asked for more time to buy so's <insert sigh here>


 

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....you think the only way to get loot is by trading in AE tickets.

....you're level 50 and don't know how to leave Mercy Island.

....the only mobs you know are Hamidon Mitos.


It's sad that I've run into so many of the posts in this thread. I can't say AE has completely ruined CoH, but it sure as hell has destroyed the learning curve for noobs.


 

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Quote:
-you die within the first 30 seconds and every subsequent 30 seconds of any TF
This could apply just as easily to some blasters that I know and love.


 

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I resemble that remark Moi!

If you don't know that you can combine 3-of-a-kind inspirations into another of the same tier...

If you have never seen the Great Pumpkin...

You might be an AE Baby.

If your a Lvl 50 Blaster and you die every 30 seconds on a TF...

You may be a DeathStryk Ravenwolf


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Originally Posted by MsMisery View Post

if you look at map and there is only a line between arb, bm and AE you might be an AE baby

hey i dont stand still on map


 

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-You don't know how to get access to the O portal power through the mission arch
-The only temp powers you've gotten were bought at WW
-You didn't know you could get temp powers
-You foolhardily dive headlong into a group of romans/rikti/paragon protectors/etc., thinking that you're invincible, get mezzed/debuffed/speared/smashed to death in one second....and you're a stone tank (true story)


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basically, if you see a miki on Triumph, it's probably cute and it's probably me.

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LOL
This has me rolling!
But..... I like to get debt! lol
Oh and someone on 50 chat said one that made me laugh but it did not get posted yet, so I will put it on here.
You might be an AE baby if you are a healing tank, and are afraid to go into mobs of baddies.
Hugs n Love to all of you!
Keep it comming.
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You are an AE Baby if you can't find the base portal
You are an AE baby if you don't know what an SG or VG is
You are an AE baby if you have never heard of sk or exemplar
You are an AE Baby if you are lvl 50 and don't have a police Radio or Newspaper.