Issue 14 Closed Beta starts today

SteelRat · 02-19-2009 12:09 PM

Assuming, of course any of the closed beta testers are regular posters on the forum

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bluedarky · 02-19-2009 12:13 PM

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I think what we should all do now is take a note of whose attitudes/posting styles change the most during these next few days.

I wanna bust some bugs in test

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You mean people who post less, act secretive and seem to go over their words to make sure they don't let something slip?

EU_Damz · 02-19-2009 12:20 PM

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I think what we should all do now is take a note of whose attitudes/posting styles change the most during these next few days.

I wanna bust some bugs in test

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You mean people who post less, act secretive and seem to go over their words to make sure they don't let something slip?

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Yup thats what i MeAn. I thought only people with active forum accounts were able to get into closed beta anyway? So you know . . . . . they post on the beta boards?

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FloatingFatMan · 02-19-2009 12:25 PM

No one really knows what the criteria is they use for closed beta...

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SinergyX_EU · 02-19-2009 12:30 PM

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No one really knows what the criteria is they use for closed beta...

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And even if we knew, i never get selected.

Something with bad luck at the bad moment, bad day and stuff.

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Shadowe · 02-19-2009 12:37 PM

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No one really knows what the criteria are they use for closed beta...

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/pedant

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FloatingFatMan · 02-19-2009 12:40 PM

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No one really knows what the criteria are they use for closed beta...

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/pedant

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Y'know, I wrote it like that deliberately, just to give the pedants something to do.

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Col_Blitzkrieger · 02-19-2009 02:30 PM

Bring on the leaked info!

FloatingFatMan · 02-19-2009 02:42 PM

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Bring on the leaked info!

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Should I get in, I'm not leaking ANYTHING!

I swear on ShadowGhosts life!

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SteelRat · 02-19-2009 02:45 PM

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Bring on the leaked info!

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Should I get in, I'm not leaking ANYTHING!

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Except maybe a bit of wee

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khaine_star · 02-19-2009 03:54 PM

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But...but...if we're getting a closed beta over here, how will we fuel our persecution complexes?

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By it being a double bluff. There is in fact no EU Beta, but since the closed beta rules say you can't tell people you are in the closed beta, there won't be any "I am in the beta" posts. So we will never know if anyone actually got in, or if it is a lie (like the cake)

HA!

how's that for turning it into a DOOM! thread even more.

Avatea · 02-19-2009 03:58 PM

You're too smart for us, you shall be exterminated now

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Myopic Aardvark · 02-19-2009 04:10 PM

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You're too smart for us, you shall be exterminated now

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Awesome - is that the new banhammer?

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Avatea · 02-19-2009 04:13 PM

I don't ban, I exterminate with a double-sided hula skirt slash, be afraid, very afraid!

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Judgement_Dave · 02-19-2009 04:18 PM

Getting a little late for EU mods posting... Has Avatea gone stateside already??

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Myopic Aardvark · 02-19-2009 04:18 PM

Duly noted

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FloatingFatMan · 02-19-2009 04:23 PM

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Hmm... What a way to go, though...

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Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

bluedarky · 02-19-2009 04:34 PM

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I don't ban, I exterminate with a double-sided hula skirt slash, be afraid, very afraid!

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Hmm... What a way to go, though...

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khaine_star · 02-19-2009 04:40 PM

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I don't ban, I exterminate with a double-sided hula skirt slash, be afraid, very afraid!

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I fear not your hula.. I have protection in the form of coconut armour flown in specially by swallows.

Anyway I have always know that my last words will be "what happens if I..."

bluedarky · 02-19-2009 04:42 PM

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I don't ban, I exterminate with a double-sided hula skirt slash, be afraid, very afraid!

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I fear not your hula.. I have protection in the form of coconut armour flown in specially by swallows.

Anyway I have always know that my last words will be "what happens if I..."

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Ah, I take it you are in the market for my destructo blast 6000 model, complete with easily overloadable cannon which will explode at the touch of the wrong button.

Or voice command, it's up to you.

FloatingFatMan · 02-19-2009 04:44 PM

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I don't ban, I exterminate with a double-sided hula skirt slash, be afraid, very afraid!

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I fear not your hula.. I have protection in the form of coconut armour flown in specially by swallows.

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European or African?

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khaine_star · 02-19-2009 05:08 PM

African. no wait

O_O

Diggis · 02-19-2009 05:12 PM

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I don't ban, I exterminate with a double-sided hula skirt slash, be afraid, very afraid!

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Hmm... What a way to go, though...

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Frankly, I'd be embarrassed, I always assumed I'd be killed after designing a superweapon for an insane madman.

EDIT: For those interested my prices vary from a handful of cookies to a small island, I'll also come up with scemes to suit your new superweapon for a little extra.

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So what could I get for say... 2 cookies with a side of milk for the scheme?

bluedarky · 02-19-2009 05:16 PM

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I don't ban, I exterminate with a double-sided hula skirt slash, be afraid, very afraid!

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Hmm... What a way to go, though...

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Frankly, I'd be embarrassed, I always assumed I'd be killed after designing a superweapon for an insane madman.

EDIT: For those interested my prices vary from a handful of cookies to a small island, I'll also come up with scemes to suit your new superweapon for a little extra.

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So what could I get for say... 2 cookies with a side of milk for the scheme?

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A device capable of hitting someone over the head from 4ft away which doubles as a disguise and a small town bank robbery.

Diggis · 02-19-2009 05:17 PM

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I don't ban, I exterminate with a double-sided hula skirt slash, be afraid, very afraid!

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Hmm... What a way to go, though...

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Frankly, I'd be embarrassed, I always assumed I'd be killed after designing a superweapon for an insane madman.

EDIT: For those interested my prices vary from a handful of cookies to a small island, I'll also come up with scemes to suit your new superweapon for a little extra.

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So what could I get for say... 2 cookies with a side of milk for the scheme?

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A device capable of hitting someone over the head from 4ft away which doubles as a disguise and a small town bank robbery.

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Ohhh, tempting... the cookies and milk are in the post.