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whoahtoomanysmilies.
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I think it's trying to communicate with us.
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@Synaesthetix
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"that Syn is that that" - Mothers Love
The smilies are taking over!! Retreat!!
OmG, they're taking over the post!!
Quick, catch them!!
I remember a really good night of pvp with my stormie when this stalker started sending me tells. He wasnt rude or a aggressive, just a little bit "matter of fact" about it.
Stalker "you wont be able to engage in your favorite sport anymore"
Me "Eh? I dont understand"
Stalker "You used to like throwing me off buildings, but now you cant see me since i've slotted properly"
Me "Oh, I cant remember ever throwing anyone off a building with this character"
In the space of a few minutes after that, me and my team must have killed him about 3 or 4 times. Not to annoy him after his tells, simply because I COULD see him and he tended to stick around near our team. Anywho, i just thought it was funny how he got killed a few times after boasting about that.
My MA IDs:
Fiend Space: 211464
well im bak and id like to say............ the smiles are atakin any way keep on postin
First off, I play an Empath. I have her slotted so I can see Stalkers in PvP and I try to annoy them by knocking their hide off, even though I don't think I could kill one if you gave me a week.
My other half had a stalker up to level 8, so I thought it'd be nice to level it and see what the Stalker AT was like, really and see if I could find any obvious tactics and any obvious weaknesses, that would help me play my Empath better.
Only I sort of fell in love with the Stalker.
So, grand tale number one (you may want to bring a packed lunch).
I'm bouncing around Bloody Bay and I see a blaster, all glittering green, whacking away at some auto turrets on a firebase.
He's taken some damage, so I drop in, AS... dead blaster. Oh dear, he'll have to collect all the meteor parts again.
So I take a rough guess at which meteor he must start at to be --here-- at the finish and bounce, bounce, bounce that way. A few minutes later, there he is.
Build Up. AS. Dead blaster.
Cue some of the usual anti-stalker chat over broadcast, which would be [CENSORED] here... to which I say nothing.
Fast Forward >>> I next find him at the next meteor in the chain and I notice now he has a Tanker trailing behind. I INFO the tanker and whooooo level 50.
So when I kill the blaster shortly after, the tanker starts calling me a coward and a slang word for a cat and other choice things over broadcast.
"y dont u [censored] fight me then!"
Err, because you're a level 50 and I'm not totally insane, perhaps? Just an idea.
So the blaster's out and around again and the tank's ghosting him pretty close now. I'm following, waiting to see if there's an opportunity, but there isn't really, until... ooh... hello... I spot another blaster, just standing in the middle of the road.
I land, Build Up, queue AS and, as usual, zoom waaaaaaaaaay out, in case someone wants to sneak up on me. Dead blaster... but ooh, our tanker friend lands right behind me in the second AS leaves me rooted, but I manage to SJ away before he can hit me and the usual bounce-bounce-bounce-drop-bounce-drop stuff gets hide back on and now the tank is just incandescent.
Broadcast is going blue and even I'm learning some new words. Or, some new misspellings of words, at any rate.
One thing I've noticed though is that our tank is one of the clever sausages who has the old "SSShhhh, I'm talking" above his head when he's typing. And I can see it.
So I'm watching this thing blink on and off as he's typing out badly spelled swear words at me and decide to tickle my funny bone.
I see the SSShhhh, I'm talking blink on again and SJ in right in front of him, drop hide and throw brawl at him, which misses. I pause a second to let what he's seeing sink in, then hit placate and run as fast and as far as I can, laughing to myself that I landed in front of a big scary tanker who would have given his right arm to kill me, dropped my knickers and then ran away¹ and he couldn't do a thing about it.
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My second story is much shorter, you'll be pleased to hear.
On broadcast I see "VILLIAN AT VILLAN BASE!" (What is it about heroes and their typing?)
So I type in the name and send the guy a /tell
<--"What AT? Stalker?"
-->"Corrupter"
<--"Where are you? We're on our way."
Cue blaster telling me exactly where to find him.
AS.
Dead blaster.
(I'd like to apologise for the lack of smilies in this tale. If it helps at all, I was smiling a lot during the making and recounting of both)
¹ Please don't point out how difficult it is to run after dropping knickers - it won't be as funny as it sounds in your head.
I saw a scrapper and a mastermind fighting today it looked like the mastermind had a slight advantage but sadly that was not the case since the scrapper appeared to be one of those pesky level 50's with accolades and he got back to full health
and walked up to the mastermind and decapitated him on the spot (not the power though) so he was obviously just toying with him.
And do you know what I did a few seconds after?
I built up and landed an AS and followed up with a few attacks and as strange as it sounds I must have caught him off guard because he had only a few point of hp left when he got back up...then he started bouncing backwards.
Right into a mob.
It was hi-la-ri-ous.
He was 50 so he did'nt get any debt though.
My funniest story was prolly about a mastermind, I meet on my scrapper.
I meet him in Bloody Bay where I was getting a Shivan, and getting closer to the BB - Badge. I saw him with a corrupter, first time I thought, Yay villains! That will give me something to do, so I ran up and faceplanted the MM and Corr.
They didnt fight back, but what the hell it isnt really my problem. If they wanna just take, then be my quest - A kill is a kill.
Anyway the MM started spamming in broadcast about how he would pwn me in a 1on1. Since he was a traps MM, I had little to fear. We arranged so we would meet at the villain base.
When I wait for him, a couple of more villains arrive, and I end up fighting 4 villains at the same time Im doing the 1on1.
First time I just killed the MM, and some of the other villains too. Got me about 8 kills before they got me. Well stalkers hit pretty hard, and if you are stuck on caltrops with a lot of webgranades on you... Its only a matter of time.
First of all the MM complained about me running. Well I SS arround, cause I dont want the stalker to keep ASing me. Secondly I never ran far away. I dont run, but I dont stand still either, it was that sort of running.
Then the mastermind said he had beaten tons of regeners in Warburg, so Im quick to challange him (him being /traps and all). We go to Warburg -after a few days wait (had him on my global)- We setup the fight in the western corner. So far all good.
Now hes robots/traps, and I havnt looked at his build. Im thinking he will use a [censored] load of tripmines and just TP me with lolol - Pwned n00b. That tactic.
I puff a few lucks just in case, but there werent any tripmines and I just kill him. I said to him, cause the fight was over pretty quickly, lets have another go. Hes game. We fight in the same location. This time my BU eagle claw hits him, and crits. 1 hit killed he was.
The mastermind stopped, and I removed him from global and got on with my life.
A Paragon Defender
My story actually happened today. I was with the villains in Sirens Call,and there was one controller who kept teleporting me and my team and immobilizing us so his freinds could attack. We then got a mm with tp foe,so as the controller was bragging he got teleported to us and put in a cage. Everyone ganged on him and he started complaining
I got another 1. The other day i was in Sirens again with a couple of villains. Yet again there was a group of about 7 lvl 35-50 Heroes doin what they do best,Ganging on 1 lower lvl villain with everything,which this time happened to be me. After sneaking an attack on 1,i left back to the villain base,right by an arbiter drone. So the stupid vengeance orientated heroes that were attacking me,rush in to kill me before being vapourised,unfotunately....it didnt work. every last 1 of em was vapourised and sent right back to their base. IDIOTS
Visited warburg the other week for the first time and was being shown around the in-map missions by a SG mate. Got a couple of ambushes by a nice stalker duo team and we started throwing the trash talk around, as you do.
It was back and forth between us for a while, few kills here, few kills there, when a young blaster hero comes flying by and wants to join our hero duo.
We thought, that's cool, invite him and we play some more. After a few more minutes, still trash-talking the stalkers cos, well...you gotta really...my SG teamie has to leave so it's just me and this blaster.
We line ourselves up and brace ourselves for the next round of hero vs villain and what does he do, but sneak up behind me, power up, quit team and blast me to hell in the back!!!!
So that's it...I go hunting for him after a trip to the hossy, find him and call him a backstabber on broadcast...he has no honour...how can he call himself a hero blah de blah...all in jest, mind you...so the two stalkers come to my aid and it becomes a three on one gang-bang for the poor guy.
He loved it!
And it wasn't me for once
I've gained enough confidence to wander into warburg now, scrappers actually miss me! Wooo!
Well...i was at the fight club in warburg..as my pvp hero Coston MA/REGEN scrapper, well there i saw a few true pvpr's so i asked one for a fight..he accepted the fight it turned out in about two hits i had him disorientated and one more hit could of finised him but noooo...he cant stand the thought of losing and gets his fellow healer to heal him and his team to gank me.lol pvp champion my £$&*!
Had one in bloody bay the other day. Our team of about 4 or 5 consisted totally of little characters. As soon as i get off the helicopter I see a stalker sitting near our base, i run up drop caltrops and start attacking, my team joins in and he goes down pretty quickly. Took me a while to realise how silly this must have looked from his perspective. There he is hoping to pick up a few easy scalps, and a load of midgets charge off the helicopter and start pounding him.
My MA IDs:
Fiend Space: 211464
Funny when people say I only beat them because of my pets, and I have to point out that I have no offensive powers without them and could just debuff them to the point they can't hit me.
When Wamdue uses telekinesis and I try to get my bots to chase after the target while they float off accross the map.
A few occassions in the web in warburg when a brute underestimates me and runs around in tar trying to hit me while my bots keep up a steady stream of damage, or when I 'summoned' a SS/dark brute i was teamed with I think the tanker thought it was a dark servant and didn't realise it was another character until too late.
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I got another 1. The other day i was in Sirens again with a couple of villains. Yet again there was a group of about 7 lvl 35-50 Heroes doin what they do best,Ganging on 1 lower lvl villain with everything,which this time happened to be me. After sneaking an attack on 1,i left back to the villain base,right by an arbiter drone. So the stupid vengeance orientated heroes that were attacking me,rush in to kill me before being vapourised,unfotunately....it didnt work. every last 1 of em was vapourised and sent right back to their base. IDIOTS
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Funny u say this cause the Drone doesnt hit all the people together so if they all attack some of them should have killed you unless it was more than one drones.
Im in Warburg a coupla weeks ago with my brute and the phone goes so I switch on phase shift to take the call, when I finish a brute and stalker are merrily trying to pound me into the ground, so I think this is fun Ill hit back now. I turn on all my shields which then drop thier toggles and I start hitting. Stalker promptly runs away shouting thats not fair or something and as the brutes health starts to deplete he quickly broadcasts" Oh Im really sorry I thought you were a hero please stop hitting me cos you are too hard" So I laugh a bit and promptly finish off brute.
My lvl 35 BS/Regen Scrapper vs a lvl 40 dark/Inv Brute in warburg.
After about 5 minutes of whacking I take him down to half health and he hits unstoppable, I continue to whack away because end isn't a problem, he stands there trying to fight back and still doing minimal damage to me.
2 minutes later just as unstoppable is about to drop he Superjumps away, I chase.
Unstoppable drops and he says "wait, give me a minute please"
Buil up + headsplitter = dead brute
Oh and fighting a lvl 50 blaster in sirens the other day when he got killed by NPCs shouted "You got me 110k of debt"
Me and Blue Shadow were on a Ranger team once. We tricked them into thinking they were safe on our team.
We then quit and killed Disco King + others.
World of Jackcraft.
The other night a load of heros and villains wer in warburg about 8 on both teams from what i could tell, i was scrapping away with my claw/regen when i som1 used tp foe on me, so i hit instant healing asap to give me a fighting chance b4, the dominator slapped a few holds on me and the brutes slapped me about a bit but didnt actually kill me...i then tried to leg it only to find that im caught in between a repel shield and a wall so im not going anywhere. they thought it wud be funny to leave me trapped their and not kill me, i actually thought it was pretty funny to, something like hostage taking. but what the dominator forget was is that claws hav ranged attack which does good damage on squishies so i use it and lucky me hasten jus happs to be on and i get 2 critical hits with it needless to say the dominator didnt survive his whole team was shocked as they thought id be completely helpless in that corner as i killed him i said"woah i actually killed 1 of ya..that will teach ya not to play with your food" i guess the villains learned their lesson because they killed me soon after....but how typical of villains..placing the hero in a trap which he later on escapes and defeats the villain. the whole experience was great fun actually and the both teams had a good laugh about it that has got to be the pvp moment that i wont be forgeting
"an eye for an eye can only lead to blindness"
"am i a clown for wearing a smile...or are you a fool to try and stop me?"
Degzy_G ProductionZ inc
the best story i have is, im in warburg for the first time with my scrapper katana/dark armor with my cloak on. i was near the villian base were i like to pester stalkers till they can figure out i can see them. this one stalker got brave and decided ( i still don't no how stalkers see cloak is it in ther hide like cloak of darkness?) to AS me i simply turned on my Soper speed when i saw his build up and ran a circle around him . most people seeing this run as they relise i can see them,. i spent 20 minutes doin the sam ething untill i finally killed him. I thin stalker forget that some scrappers , and i think ice tanks can actually see them and that they are not as hidden as they think, that and we scrappers have more hit points, soo trying to take us on one on one isn't the smartest.
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Oh and fighting a lvl 50 blaster in sirens the other day when he got killed by NPCs shouted "You got me 110k of debt"
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Lol, yeah I was there when that happened, couldn't think up of a good comeback when he was asked how the debt affected him....
i just got to 15 and i was realy exited when i went pvp this stalker and about 5 other villains i think 2 brutes and 3 corrupters started to say "welll get u but i was in the hero base so here they come headin straight for me but i was sitin on a ledge next to tons of turrtets and they got absolutly mullard hahahahaha
my main is blood arrow a lvl 16 archery/device blaster
so feel free to add me