MA made me Asian.
At least, according to the folks who sit in Atlas Park all day.
I wonder if I get some cool ninja powers or something.
MA gave me a brain tumor.
MA made my lunch saltier than I'd prefer.
Well, it did!
*grabs a mop and hands it to the OP*
Wipe up your tears
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[color=red]Official Beer Wench of PWNZ[/color] Arc 452196 When Madness Reigns over Reason. Play it and PM me your constructive criticism on what I can tweak before Oct 20th. <3 U all
I see terrible crimes here
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MA made my lunch saltier than I'd prefer.
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especially this one.
Just yesterday, I was sitting at home trying to relax when MA broke down my front door, charged in and shot my dog. At least MA apologized and said they "got the wrong address" before leaving.
The other day, I was arguing with someone about how dull and boring MA farms were. Then behind me I heard the unmistakeable voice of the MA (Nevermind that it doesn't have a voice)
"That's a shame Mr. Arcane"
Next thing I know, I wake up and I'm a girl! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
MA burned all the brocolli I was gonna eat.
Now all I have is these cookies!
*nom onm nom nom nom* Meally Mad Mamout Mat! *nom nom nom nom nom*
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
MA caused me to lose my wife, my children, my DOG, my car and my home ...
And this thread about MA ...is making me lose my LUNCH!!!!
*eats Galactic_Hobo's lunch*
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
MA replaced my iced tea with Colon Blow....then stole all the Charmin.
So mad rite nao!
that dirty rotten Dingo!
@MrsAlphaOne
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[color=red]Official Beer Wench of PWNZ[/color] Arc 452196 When Madness Reigns over Reason. Play it and PM me your constructive criticism on what I can tweak before Oct 20th. <3 U all
Ma killed my family and my dog- don't know if I should writre a Country Western song about love , betrayal and loss or go all Punisher and hunt it down. 
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Ma killed my family and my dog- don't know if I should writre a Country Western song about love , betrayal and loss or go all Punisher and hunt it down.
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If there was no beer involved, you can't write a country song about it. On the other hand, if MA killed your family, your dog, drank all your beer, and your truck broke down, THEN it would make a perfect country song.
MA left the seat up on my toilet and didn't put the cap back on the toothpaste.
53 Bots/FF/Mace Mastermind | 53 NRG/FF/Electricity Defender | 50 Time/Dual Pistols/Soul Defender | 50 Demons/FF/Mace Mastermind | 51 Necro/Dark/Soul Mastermind | 50 Thugs/Time/Mace Mastermind | 50 Ice/Ice/Arctic Tanker | 50 Plant/Rad/Earth Controller | 50 Illusion/Trick Arrow Controller | 50 Gravity/Force Field Controller
Yes, I like Force Fields.
HEY! I thought ED did all that already.
been gone a few years
MA raised the national debt and stole my identity.
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MA replaced my iced tea with Colon Blow....then stole all the Charmin.
So mad rite nao!
[/ QUOTE ]I've always enjoyed learning new words and phrases.
Thanks to MA, I now know a phrase I could have gone my entire life without ever learning.
Curse you, MA! CURSE YOOOUUUUUUU!!!
In the beginning, ED, GDN and MA took turns beating up baby jeebus. Then they invented global warming, sired Chris Crocker, and then went back in time to write all the lyrics for Warrant. True story.
53 Bots/FF/Mace Mastermind | 53 NRG/FF/Electricity Defender | 50 Time/Dual Pistols/Soul Defender | 50 Demons/FF/Mace Mastermind | 51 Necro/Dark/Soul Mastermind | 50 Thugs/Time/Mace Mastermind | 50 Ice/Ice/Arctic Tanker | 50 Plant/Rad/Earth Controller | 50 Illusion/Trick Arrow Controller | 50 Gravity/Force Field Controller
Yes, I like Force Fields.
Oh and MA caused the breakup of the Beetles.
53 Bots/FF/Mace Mastermind | 53 NRG/FF/Electricity Defender | 50 Time/Dual Pistols/Soul Defender | 50 Demons/FF/Mace Mastermind | 51 Necro/Dark/Soul Mastermind | 50 Thugs/Time/Mace Mastermind | 50 Ice/Ice/Arctic Tanker | 50 Plant/Rad/Earth Controller | 50 Illusion/Trick Arrow Controller | 50 Gravity/Force Field Controller
Yes, I like Force Fields.
MA is what MJ OD'd off of.
I'm going to go old school.
"We've secretly replaced the MA with Folger's Crystals....Let's Watch!"
Lol! 
53 Bots/FF/Mace Mastermind | 53 NRG/FF/Electricity Defender | 50 Time/Dual Pistols/Soul Defender | 50 Demons/FF/Mace Mastermind | 51 Necro/Dark/Soul Mastermind | 50 Thugs/Time/Mace Mastermind | 50 Ice/Ice/Arctic Tanker | 50 Plant/Rad/Earth Controller | 50 Illusion/Trick Arrow Controller | 50 Gravity/Force Field Controller
Yes, I like Force Fields.
I had just the opposite experience. Family killed my MA. Ma was just sitting on the porch when along came a Capo and a couple of Button Men in a drive by shooting. Well, more of a run in slow motion shooting actually but you get the idea.
Don't count your weasels before they pop dink!
It's the truth.
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Tell me about your (fake) MA horror stories.
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