MA Killed my Family.


alienuterus

 

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MA created the 4th edition of DnD.

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We're supposed to insinuate that MA did bad things, not good things.

MA stabbed a kitten in the face and then posted it on the internet with the caption "Can I has bleed to death nao?"


 

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MA created the 4th edition of DnD.

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We're supposed to insinuate that MA did bad things, not good things.



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MA made people think the 4th edition of D&D is a good thing.

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MA made people irrationally fear anything new.


 

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MA created the 4th edition of DnD.

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We're supposed to insinuate that MA did bad things, not good things.



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MA made people think the 4th edition of D&D is a good thing.

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MA made people irrationally fear anything new.

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MA made people equate "not wanting to spend hundreds of dollars on new books" with "irrationally fearing anything new."


Eva Destruction AR/Fire/Munitions Blaster
Darkfire Avenger DM/SD/Body Scrapper

Arc ID#161629 Freaks, Geeks, and Men in Black
Arc ID#431270 Until the End of the World

 

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MA created the 4th edition of DnD.

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We're supposed to insinuate that MA did bad things, not good things.



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MA made people think the 4th edition of D&D is a good thing.

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MA made people irrationally fear anything new.

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MA made people equate "not wanting to spend hundreds of dollars on new books" with "irrationally fearing anything new."

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MA made people forget that this has happened at least 4 times by now.


 

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MA created the 4th edition of DnD.

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We're supposed to insinuate that MA did bad things, not good things.



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MA made people think the 4th edition of D&D is a good thing.

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MA made people irrationally fear anything new.

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MA made people equate "not wanting to spend hundreds of dollars on new books" with "irrationally fearing anything new."

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MA made people forget that this has happened at least 4 times by now.

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MA made people remember, and refuse to do it again so soon after 3.5.

Also, MA built this quote pyramid.

And, it built this city on rock n' roll.

MA is directly responsible for every bad thing to come out of the '80s.


Eva Destruction AR/Fire/Munitions Blaster
Darkfire Avenger DM/SD/Body Scrapper

Arc ID#161629 Freaks, Geeks, and Men in Black
Arc ID#431270 Until the End of the World

 

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MA is coming 'round the Sun in 2012 where it will cause solar flares, a "pole shift" and a crapoon-load of gawd-awful movies. Right after that it will DESTROY US ALL!!

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MA stole my baby's diapers.

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MA stole my baby.

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....and left the diaper.


 

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MA created the 4th edition of DnD.

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We're supposed to insinuate that MA did bad things, not good things.



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MA made people think the 4th edition of D&D is a good thing.

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MA made people irrationally fear anything new.

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MA made people equate "not wanting to spend hundreds of dollars on new books" with "irrationally fearing anything new."

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MA made people forget that this has happened at least 4 times by now.

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MA Made Bards require a second damned handbook and be replaced in the core with [censored] /warlocks./


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MA created the 4th edition of DnD.

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We're supposed to insinuate that MA did bad things, not good things.



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MA made people think the 4th edition of D&D is a good thing.

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MA made people irrationally fear anything new.

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MA made people equate "not wanting to spend hundreds of dollars on new books" with "irrationally fearing anything new."

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MA made people forget that this has happened at least 4 times by now.

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MA Made Bards require a second damned handbook and be replaced in the core with [censored] /warlocks./

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MA made us argue about 4th edition.


 

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MA created the 4th edition of DnD.

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We're supposed to insinuate that MA did bad things, not good things.



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MA made people think the 4th edition of D&D is a good thing.

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MA made people irrationally fear anything new.

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MA made people equate "not wanting to spend hundreds of dollars on new books" with "irrationally fearing anything new."

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MA made people forget that this has happened at least 4 times by now.

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MA Made Bards require a second damned handbook and be replaced in the core with [censored] /warlocks./

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MA made it so Magic Missle no longer can be used to open locks.

MA made it so you cant dig a hole and throw a dwarf in it to find which way is north.

MA offed the 'Thief' and replace it with 'Rogue' and also makes people on WoW think that Rouge is an actual class.

MA will touch your bathing suit area if you get too close.

Also note, getting 5 stars in MA is nothing like getting 5 stars in GTA much to my dismay.

MA turns heroes into bad guys.

You think its the greys who 'probe' people? WRONG! its MA's surprise buttsex when you find out somones made a whole level dedicated to nothing but Psi dominators..

MA is responsable for the last Matrix movie.

On a side note, when i came back to the game after being gone so long I logged onto my MA scrapper and saw alot of "GROUP LOOKING FOR MA!" all over the place. i was like wow, did we get a boost?

MA is likes Macs.

MA stole my last redbull...


 

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MA offed the 'Thief' and replace it with 'Rogue' and also makes people on WoW think that Rouge is an actual class.

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In fact, MA is wholly responsible for Rouge Angle of Satin and all variations thereof. Also all the assisains, xXxwhateverxXxs, and T H I S.

At night, when you are asleep, MA sneaks into people's houses and removes the shift keys from their keyboards. Sometimes it sticks down the Caps Lock instead.


Eva Destruction AR/Fire/Munitions Blaster
Darkfire Avenger DM/SD/Body Scrapper

Arc ID#161629 Freaks, Geeks, and Men in Black
Arc ID#431270 Until the End of the World

 

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MA is also responsible for all the Legolas typos..


 

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Ma is responsible for alla you being here, so show some respect!


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Did you know one of the first MA arcs was a silly thing about some Broadsword Scrappers on a planet called Zeist. Yeah...


 

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MA came into my house drank my last cup of coffee, then took my last cigarette and smoked it in front of me as it laughed.

Then it stole my keys and drove around the block until my gas ran out.

I swear!


 

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MA ate the dingo that ate my baby!


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MA caused global warming!!


@Doctor Gemini

Arc #271637 - Welcome to M.A.G.I. - An alternative first story arc for magic origin heroes. At Hero Registration you heard the jokes about Azuria always losing things. When she loses the entire M.A.G.I. vault, you are chosen to find it.

 

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I said previously that MA caused my food to taste too salty. I misspoke; this occured in Issue 14, upon MA's release.

Issue 15 had so improved the state of play for me that the taste was slapped out of my mouth.


 

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MA in the Library with a Candlestick


@Doctor Gemini

Arc #271637 - Welcome to M.A.G.I. - An alternative first story arc for magic origin heroes. At Hero Registration you heard the jokes about Azuria always losing things. When she loses the entire M.A.G.I. vault, you are chosen to find it.

 

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MA in the Library with a Candlestick

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Now that was funny , I lol but Ma stole my laughter squeezed it and turned it to tears.


 

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MA in the Library with a Candlestick

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Now that was funny , I lol but Ma stole my laughter squeezed it and turned it to tears.

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The MA is powered entirely by tears. I read it on the interwebz, and so it must be true!


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MA arranged for massive road construction throughout Wisconsin on I90/94 and some whiteout rain in the middle today.


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It's all a MA plot.


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