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Rikti message intercepted!

Ashcraft

By Ashcraft,
Posted on: 2009-07-15 23:19 in CoH and CoV General Discussions

 

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So I was out with some hero allies attempting to get a fix on planned attack routes for the imminent invasions, but what we found was far more disturbing. This message was sent via the Rikti assault ship's main broadcasting system. I fear they are attempting to strike a new, more vulnerable point in we heroes...
Please heed my warning: This is not a read for those who are weak willed.

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Knowledge acquainted: Love
Rules: Mutually acknowledged
Requirement: commitment
Other officers: Insufficient

Information: Transferring
Information Transfer Priority: High

Objective: Do not: Give up subject
Objective: Do not: Allow subject distress: General
Objective: Do not: Leave subject, Do not: Abandon subject
Objective: Do not: Allow subject distress: Emotional
Objective: Do not: state phrase: "Goodbye"
Objective: Do not: Mislead subject, Do not: Allow harm: General

Current Log history: Long time
Subject Status: Heart aching
Subject: Rendered unable to Communicate: status
Status: Mutually acknowledged
Game: joined: Current Officer and Subject. Game action: Play. Priority: High

Awaiting: Self status inquiry
Subject: Self status answers known

(REPEAT: Log: Whole. Times: 3 )
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This is merely here to inform all who have not been crushed by the effort on us all by these vile inter-dimensional beings! We must form our counter attack quickly, before they can perfect this weapon. I fear we have not much time


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Best. Ever.

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x10000000000000000000

 

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I wanna see this used in an MA mission.

 

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I give up; what it is supposed to be the Riktified version of?

Storm Summoning is great because it makes you better than everyone else in the game. - Camma

Knockback is mitigation. It won't be removed just because meleers ***** and moan. - Chaos Creator

 

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I give up; what it is supposed to be the Riktified version of?

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Its a Rikti Roll

 

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I give up; what it is supposed to be the Riktified version of?

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Its a Rikti Roll

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Well now I can't read it without imagining a Rikti with a head of red hair. That's just...unseemly.

Storm Summoning is great because it makes you better than everyone else in the game. - Camma

Knockback is mitigation. It won't be removed just because meleers ***** and moan. - Chaos Creator

 

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This will henceforth appear in the dictionary under the definition of "win."

"And in this moment, I will not run.
It is my place to stand.
We few shall carry hope
Within our bloodied hands."

 

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Somebody PLEASE make this MA arc!!!

 

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Very nice. I always thought Rick was a Rickti.

//Jack

The Kickers base.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
-Groucho Marx

 

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Argh, I got suckered on this one!

Still cool, though.

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RIKTI ROLL!

Love it!

 

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So I was out with some hero allies attempting to get a fix on planned attack routes for the imminent invasions, but what we found was far more disturbing. This message was sent via the Rikti assault ship's main broadcasting system. I fear they are attempting to strike a new, more vulnerable point in we heroes...
Please heed my warning: This is not a read for those who are weak willed.

<font class="small">Code:[/color]<hr /><pre>
Knowledge acquainted: Love
Rules: Mutually acknowledged
Requirement: commitment
Other officers: Insufficient

Information: Transferring
Information Transfer Priority: High

Objective: Do not: Give up subject
Objective: Do not: Allow subject distress: General
Objective: Do not: Leave subject, Do not: Abandon subject
Objective: Do not: Allow subject distress: Emotional
Objective: Do not: state phrase: "Goodbye"
Objective: Do not: Mislead subject, Do not: Allow harm: General

Current Log history: Long time
Subject Status: Heart aching
Subject: Rendered unable to Communicate: status
Status: Mutually acknowledged
Game: joined: Current Officer and Subject. Game action: Play. Priority: High

Awaiting: Self status inquiry
Subject: Self status answers known

(REPEAT: Log: Whole. Times: 3 )
</pre><hr />

This is merely here to inform all who have not been crushed by the effort on us all by these vile inter-dimensional beings! We must form our counter attack quickly, before they can perfect this weapon. I fear we have not much time

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You win. For not only this awesomeness I have quoted, but for an avaar that features apes dancing to thriller.

 

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I wanna see this used in an MA mission.

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I may be able to arrange that...

As for the RiktiRoll, I got about halfway through it before I realized what it was. Then I laughed myself stupid. Hilarious.

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Full of win and awesome, and you are honored with the Golden Steel Claws award.

--NT

They all laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
But I showed them, and nobody's laughing at me now!

If I became a red name, I would be all "and what would you mere mortals like to entertain me with today, mu hu ha ha ha!" ~Arcanaville

 

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I got gotten. I don't get gotten very easily, but this got me good.

 

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This should be the next Kill Skuls or WELL BE GONE TO THE AMERICANS.