R type programmer?


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R-Type is a hard core shooter.

Therefore I can only assume that CoH/V is going to be also turned into a hardcore shooter, with a lot more twitch action.

So, CoH/V might have R-Type programmers, but does it have Xenon 2 Megablast programmers?

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needs more Touhou programmers

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So...Zun?


 

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But it still sets the bar for "dear sweet gods above that was hard".

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Uh... no. But R-Type is still a decent difficulty.

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How many times can they be hit? If that is a single hit type shooter... I refuse to believe that is possible. :P


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Kinda a humdrum guess...
I have two employees with the same name, and very similar programming styles/work ethics. I'll call them Jim. I said to our recruiter not too long ago that we really need another Jim; meaning someone with the same skillset, etc.

My hypothesis is they have a couple of programmers with a specific skillset (what skillset, dunno) named say Rich and Rob; so, internally they call them the Rs. So now they need more Type-Rs.


 

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That's a solid theory



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But it still sets the bar for "dear sweet gods above that was hard".

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Uh... no. But R-Type is still a decent difficulty.

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How many times can they be hit? If that is a single hit type shooter... I refuse to believe that is possible. :P

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It is single hit. However, for these sorts of games your hit box is typically a single pixel in the center of your ship, rather than the entire sprite.

Its still fairly impressive to see someone play them well, though. I sure as heck can't do it.


 

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It means they want programmers with racing stripes. Preferably red racing stripes because as we all know, red = GO FASTAH

Alternately, perhaps they want RATED ARRRR SUPERSTARRRR programmers in order to increase the awesomeness levels in the office.

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A better go faster tool is flames painted on the car.

The best go faster tool, is actual flames on the car!


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needs more Touhou programmers

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So, lolita costume parts and a Bullet Hell powerset?

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I say yes!


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We're sitting in a meeting and our Development Director said "We've contracted some Type R programmers".

I had never heard this term before, so I jotted it down on my notepad, so I could inquire about it later.

Just then our Lead Engineer asks "What is Type R?"

Our Dev Director looked stumped. "What do you mean?"

"You said 'Type R Programmers'" said the Lead Engineer.

"No, I said 'High Powered'." said the Dev Director.

"No you didn't. You said 'Type R.' See I wrote it down." I said, and showed him my notepad that said "Type R?".

So now, everything high powered and awesome in the office is "Type R".

I am now on a crusade to get it used outside our offices. I should add it to urban dictionary or something.


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You have a Dev Director?

And you totally should copyright or TM that thing.


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If you want to help the spread of the term, you guys should organize a contest and give a custom badge to the best use of the term outside of the CoX community...


 

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Your Dev Director used Type R in an open meeting?

Guys, the Illuminati will have a new position opening soon.. Dev Director at a game studio. Yeah.. yeah the old one was moved to "special projects".


 

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Reminds me of a game I sued to play on I think the Super Nintendo. Does your DevDir play a lot of emulators on company machines?


 

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We're sitting in a meeting and our Development Director said "We've contracted some Type R programmers".

I had never heard this term before, so I jotted it down on my notepad, so I could inquire about it later.

Just then our Lead Engineer asks "What is Type R?"

Our Dev Director looked stumped. "What do you mean?"

"You said 'Type R Programmers'" said the Lead Engineer.

"No, I said 'High Powered'." said the Dev Director.

"No you didn't. You said 'Type R.' See I wrote it down." I said, and showed him my notepad that said "Type R?".

So now, everything high powered and awesome in the office is "Type R".

I am now on a crusade to get it used outside our offices. I should add it to urban dictionary or something.

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Awesome



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Im an R type programmer... but only in my mind


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Reminds me of a game I sued to play on I think the Super Nintendo. Does your DevDir play a lot of emulators on company machines?

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I'm confused. Did you sue them to be able to play the game or did you sue them so you could play it on the SNES?


 

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R-type.

We are getting Plasma torpedos to go with our cloaking devices. Thats a huge buff for /devices.

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If they let us shotgun load Type F Plasma Torpedoes in an R launcher I am so going to send the dev team fresh cheesecakes.



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We're sitting in a meeting and our Development Director said "We've contracted some Type R programmers".

I had never heard this term before, so I jotted it down on my notepad, so I could inquire about it later.

Just then our Lead Engineer asks "What is Type R?"

Our Dev Director looked stumped. "What do you mean?"

"You said 'Type R Programmers'" said the Lead Engineer.

"No, I said 'High Powered'." said the Dev Director.

"No you didn't. You said 'Type R.' See I wrote it down." I said, and showed him my notepad that said "Type R?".

So now, everything high powered and awesome in the office is "Type R".

I am now on a crusade to get it used outside our offices. I should add it to urban dictionary or something.

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Hilarious


 

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I will update the job title posted on the door of my cube at work tomorrow to reflect this. "Type R Server Guy" has a nice ring to it...although my wife thinks the "R" should be backwards.

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Type R scrapper lft...



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Being the impressionable person that I am, I'll start using this tomorrow.


 

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We're sitting in a meeting and our Development Director said "We've contracted some Type R programmers".

I had never heard this term before, so I jotted it down on my notepad, so I could inquire about it later.

Just then our Lead Engineer asks "What is Type R?"

Our Dev Director looked stumped. "What do you mean?"

"You said 'Type R Programmers'" said the Lead Engineer.

"No, I said 'High Powered'." said the Dev Director.

"No you didn't. You said 'Type R.' See I wrote it down." I said, and showed him my notepad that said "Type R?".

So now, everything high powered and awesome in the office is "Type R".

I am now on a crusade to get it used outside our offices. I should add it to urban dictionary or something.

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Hah! That reminds me of our inside joke/catch phrase from our old MUDding days.

One of my friends used a shortcut, re = right ear, to get a piece of loot called right ear from these mobs. One day, he was telling to one of our friends "you are BS". He typed "you a re BS". It came out as "you a right ear BS".

Now, all of us from that crew use Right Ear BS as our term for awesome and/or overpowered.


 

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See, Positron DOES pay attention to things. Granted, in this case, it was very much a "what the hell did he just say?!" thing, but he does pay attention. And he even took notes!

Which means Posi was either a total geek in high school/college, or he learned way early on that smart gamers always write down weird stuff the GM says so you can call him/her out on it later.

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