I'm Sorry, But Statesman's 1/2 Helmet Looks Dumb.
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Posted on: 2009-05-12 24:35 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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I just wonder how it stays on. Magnets in his forehead?
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It does look really daft.
It would possible look less daft if he didn't have a full spandex mask on - i.e. if he was showing hair, but as it is... meh.
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I just wonder how it stays on. Magnets in his forehead?
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Chewing gum.
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I just wonder how it stays on. Magnets in his forehead?
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Nah, it held on by a vacuum. Ya know, the one that exists between his ears?
Sometimes you get the bear; sometimes he get you, rips your head off, sucks out your eyes, pulls out your spleen, humps your leg and pees in your boots
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really frosted my cupcake.
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How is this a bad thing? I want a frosted cupcake...
I figured it was attached to the spandex.
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really frosted my cupcake.
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How is this a bad thing? I want a frosted cupcake...
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Just not ones with that nasty tasting red frosting...hate that stuff.
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It's not a helmet, it's a MASK. Statesman's MASK looks dumb.
Issue 16 made me feel like this.
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Agreed the mask is dumb. Make overs for the Phalanx, stat!
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I think it looks cool.
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really frosted my cupcake.
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How is this a bad thing? I want a frosted cupcake...
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Just not ones with that nasty tasting red frosting...hate that stuff.
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Wonders what red tastes like?
Why does Statesman even need a mask at this point? His only living relative is also a super hero, and everyone knows about the familial connection between the two. Everyone else who was in his life is either dead or also a super hero. He has no day job. He has no reason to hide his identity.
Take off the mask, Statesman!
Goodbye, I guess.
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really frosted my cupcake.
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How is this a bad thing? I want a frosted cupcake...
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Just not ones with that nasty tasting red frosting...hate that stuff.
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Wonders what red tastes like?
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Shame
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"....you are now tackle free for life."-ShoNuff
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Why does Statesman even need a mask at this point? His only living relative is also a super hero, and everyone knows about the familial connection between the two. Everyone else who was in his life is either dead or also a super hero. He has no day job. He has no reason to hide his identity.
Take off the mask, Statesman!
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He's not wearing it to hide his identity (everyone in CoH's world knows who he is), he wears it because it's his costume 
I'm pretty sure his entire face is made of putty at this point, and he just sticks the mask to it.
Sheer willpower.
There is no mask...
*hand wavy thing*
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He had a full helmet in that preview comic. Looked pretty cool too.
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I just wonder how it stays on. Magnets in his forehead?
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Nah, it held on by a vacuum. Ya know, the one that exists between his ears?
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Gah, nearly choked on a taco reading that. >_<
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Why does Statesman even need a mask at this point? His only living relative is also a super hero, and everyone knows about the familial connection between the two. Everyone else who was in his life is either dead or also a super hero. He has no day job. He has no reason to hide his identity.
Take off the mask, Statesman!
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it tastes like burning
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I figured it was attached to the spandex.
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Stop it! Common sense is not allowed on the forums! I'm sure it's in the ToS somewhere.
His mask is made from a bedpan which is why there wasn't enough metal to make a whole helmet.
Can't we chip in and help him buy the the other half?
It's always bothered me, but when I saw it in the Going Rogue trailer if really frosted my cupcake.
All the Signature Heroes in this game need a serious makeover... what do ya say Devs? Shine 'em up a little will ya?
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