Dear Cryptic CEO (Re: Austin Meet n Greet)


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Dear Cryptic CEO,

Please allow Statesman, Positron, Castle, BackAlleyBrawler, Ghost Widow, War Witch, Poz, Pohsyb, SuperMartin, Visigoth, Archon Voss, Sexy Jay, Manticore, Arctic Sun and Lighthouse to come to Austin for the Meet n Greet.

Ex is coming for sure now, so we're all doing the happy dance and figuring out what kind of cake to take

I promise, promise we will all take care of Posi, but not smother him. We won't badger him about Regen or Suppression and I swear we will not try and convince him that if he wears the Arachnos cape after 5 rum and cokes, that he'll be able to fly if he stands up on the bar and jumps. Plus, we really do need to pick his brain about what comics he reads and if it's true that he has a 42" monitor at work.

I promise BillZ will take good care of BAB and Visigoth. He won't harass SuperMartin...I don't think.

I also promise that Arcanaville will not be outside Dave n Busters sitting in a black, unmarked van, waiting for Castle to come outside alone.

I can promise that all pictures Lady Athyna and Sadako have asked us to take are in no way illegal. Although War Witch may demand copies and all the negatives by the end of the night.

I can also assure you that EvilGeko will not have us all wired and then send a round of Irish Car Bombs to all the Developers in hopes that information on Issue 15 will be disclosed. Although I can't guarantee he won't try and get us to convince Voss to erect a giant statue of a Geko in Steel Canyon.

I will admit that we did plan on setting LiquidX and Kali up on live webcams and rolling them around on pedestals with Abraham Lincoln heads, but they really want to be there.

We all want to see who Ghost Widow is and thank them for keeping us updated on the Flier. (It is working...right? o.O)

I have personally challenged Poz to a round of DDR, so he has to show up.

Pohsyb must be let out of the box. I mean, you can't keep him in there forever, right? No seriously.

And Jay. I mean, do we REALLY need to explain why it is pertinent that he be in Austin? If he comes, I will make it my mission to see to it that Ultimus dresses up like Vandal and sends us pictures to show Jay. Plus, think about it, what kind of awesome ideas for costumes won't he think of when we're holding him upside down and making him drink Jaeger?

Arctic has to be there because he has the best stories ever and someone has to protect us from Lighthouse and his Terminator eye. His Terminator eye is also the reason we demand he be there, I want to see this thing for myself.

And of course, no matter what it takes, bribe Cuppa to come out and meet us We miss her dearly.

*deep breath*

Finally, I know it's a long shot since he's so busy, but one day, just ONE day in Texas, is all we ask of States. You know you want him to come out here and see us all We won't make him and Posi square off on tequila shots and we we're thinking of having a comic trivia later that night, and I need a solid partner to win.

So there you have it. It's just for a weekend. Everyone will be back on Monday, fresh and ready to go. There will be stories and renewed vigor to work on Issue 11. Morale will be high and the educational and cultural value of this experience is priceless. Plus, if need be, we can talk to some of the guys from the Tech Forums who are going, to chip in for all the hotel fare. Seriously, they have money to spare, you should hear what kind of rigs they have.

Thank you for your time in reading this.

Best Regards,
Neutra


 

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Five stars!

Have fun with whomever NC and Cryptic send over there.
And tell us how it went, dear lord!


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Weee! I finally get to go to one of these! last time They was in austin I was in the Army up north for training.


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Heh can't believe I was mentioned


 

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I can promise that all pictures Lady Athyna and Sadako have asked us to take are in no way illegal. Although War Witch may demand copies and all the negatives by the end of the night.


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/whisper, digital camera...


 

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Heh can't believe I was mentioned

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You should start a thread about it.


 

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Ah, sweet, sweet comic trivia...


Troy Hickman - So proud to have contributed to and played in this wonderful CoH universe

 

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Heh can't believe I was mentioned

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You should start a thread about it.

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Hmm maybe I should


 

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Oh yes!! Pretty please with a cherry on top!!

/em beg

P.S. See ya in Austin Neutra!


 

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Heh can't believe I was mentioned

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You should start a thread about it.

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Hmm maybe I should

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Pohsyb must be let out of the box. I mean, you can't keep him in there forever, right? No seriously.

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My box is toasty
Why would I leave such a box?
My box is wintry


"We all lose in the end, that is the intention" --Emanuel Lasker

 

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Pohsyb must be let out of the box. I mean, you can't keep him in there forever, right? No seriously.

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My box is toasty
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My box is wintry

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O.o

He's like some kind of all knowing, never speaking ghost, hovering just out of sight.

I'm looking forward to the meet n greet. Hopefully they'll still let me in.


Be well, people of CoH.

 

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I can promise that all pictures Lady Athyna and Sadako have asked us to take are in no way illegal. Although War Witch may demand copies and all the negatives by the end of the night.


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/whisper, digital camera...

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Shhhhh, if they think we're taking regular cams, they won't think to look for those Think of the possibilities!


 

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Pohsyb must be let out of the box. I mean, you can't keep him in there forever, right? No seriously.

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My box is toasty
Why would I leave such a box?
My box is wintry

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LoL, good 'ol Poh. Bring it with you


 

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Pohsyb must be let out of the box. I mean, you can't keep him in there forever, right? No seriously.

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My box is toasty
Why would I leave such a box?
My box is wintry

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O.o

He's like some kind of all knowing, never speaking ghost, hovering just out of sight.

I'm looking forward to the meet n greet. Hopefully they'll still let me in.

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They better. I'm taking an old video card for you to sign.


 

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I can promise that all pictures Lady Athyna and Sadako have asked us to take are in no way illegal. Although War Witch may demand copies and all the negatives by the end of the night.


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/whisper, digital camera...

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Shhhhh, if they think we're taking regular cams, they won't think to look for those Think of the possibilities!

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o.O

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SQUEEEEEEE!!!

So glad I've got a picture printer...


 

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I don't think I'll ever be able to attend any sort of get together in real life because I'd wouldn't be able to decide whether to go as BAB the dev or as my main character and be able to hang out with friends/SG mates.


 

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I don't think I'll ever be able to attend any sort of get together in real life because I'd wouldn't be able to decide whether to go as BAB the dev or as my main character and be able to hang out with friends/SG mates.

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o.O

One word sweetie.

Mask.


 

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I don't think I'll ever be able to attend any sort of get together in real life because I'd wouldn't be able to decide whether to go as BAB the dev or as my main character and be able to hang out with friends/SG mates.

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Hmmm, that would be a tough call. Were you a player before being a dev, or both all along?


Be well, people of CoH.

 

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I don't think I'll ever be able to attend any sort of get together in real life because I'd wouldn't be able to decide whether to go as BAB the dev or as my main character and be able to hang out with friends/SG mates.

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Have them install an old-fashioned phone booth outside and you can go as both! Just run in, close the door, immediately open it, and bam! - you're now someone you weren't just a moment ago.

Any pictures taken by any hidden cameras that will most certainly not be there will be for private uses only, so don't sweat it.


 

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The problem would be people claiming his SG has an unfair advantage when others learn they have a dev on board.

I have complete faith none of our Devs would do anything like some other MMO where someone of power got busted for extreme favoritism, but you have people who will call foul just for the possiblity.


 

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I don't think I'll ever be able to attend any sort of get together in real life because I'd wouldn't be able to decide whether to go as BAB the dev or as my main character and be able to hang out with friends/SG mates.

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If you devs want it secret from sg mates in all cases, you should make it so your player accounts get the veteran rewards. Unless you already fixed that little loophole


 

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There's something obviously up when someone's been playing for 3 years and has no veteran awards...


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Huh? I'm confused. What's stopping BaB the player from having a normal account?


Be well, people of CoH.

 

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Interesting. Pohsyb apparently does not qualify as a dev according to the tracker.

Kam


 

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Interesting. Pohsyb apparently does not qualify as a dev according to the tracker.

Kam

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Correction: the developers don't qualify as Pohsyb.


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