Synapse no longer with us?

MMZ_Torak · 05-18-2005 01:41 PM

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After watching the E3 movie of CoV today I realized one thing...He was getting tossed around like he was dead, Statesmen tried to see if he was alive but was interrupted before he could...So when CoV hits the stores does that mean that Synapse will no longer be in the game and maybe that new guy will take his place. Dunno really just speculating.

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Well, I talked it over with a few of my inside sources within cryptic (Who shall be referred to as "NotPositron" and "MuggaTea"), and they stated that Synapse will indeed be removed from the game. Apparently, Germany has recently enacted laws that make it illegal to display anything with men in blue suits with white markings who's name starts with S, ends with E, and has ynaps in the middle.

...So yeah, it's all a ploy to appease those dirty penguin sledding, moose riding, ramen eating Europeans.

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Too much, too funny, too likely to be believed!

Oh and Posi's not dead, he's pining for the fjords.

Flea_Mark_Evil · 05-18-2005 02:02 PM

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Oh come on guys. Synapse is a high level Blaster, there is no way he isn't accustomed to being dead by this point. He's no doubt on a first name basis with everybody in every hospital in Paragon.

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TRUTH!

Bet Synapse got a debt badge from that.

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Mallard · 05-18-2005 02:09 PM

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ramen eating Europeans.

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What's wrong with Ramen?

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Nothing, so long as your doctor says you're not getting enough sodium in your diet.

BackFire · 05-18-2005 02:42 PM

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At the end of the video you can just see Positron giving Synapse a Rez. He'll be OK...

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Actually, I think States tried to hand him an awaken, but his insp tray was full of break frees he'd been saving for the arena.

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KeilinAlyr · 05-18-2005 02:43 PM

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ramen eating Europeans.

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What's wrong with Ramen?

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That was my first thought too. Ramen goood

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I never said Ramen was bad. Only Europeans.

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You know that all you americans descend from europeans?

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Only half of me. A quarter of me originates from Germany, a quarter of me originates from Finland (which, at least back in the medieval day, was so isolated it might as well have been its own continent), and half of me originates from Korea.

I win. And ramen is good, especially the slightly higher-priced stuff from Asian supermarkets. *nods*

Now then, back on topic, we better not lose Synapse. He and Mynx are the only things that make Skyway City worth visiting. *tries to lure out Synapse with cookies for an official, surprise-killing response*

IanTheM1 · 05-18-2005 02:43 PM

Duh, Synapse was waiting to work of a little debt first before hitting the button.

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Pepsiman · 05-18-2005 02:48 PM

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You know that all you americans descend from europeans?

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I'm thinking you're directing that statement at the Caucasians?

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Somehero · 05-18-2005 02:50 PM

If he does die, they better not change my Synapse's Cohort adge like they did to Bastion's.

PillBug_NA · 05-18-2005 02:52 PM

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You know that all you americans descend from europeans?

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Whatever, my ancestors came from all over the place.

Hell, I got relatives in the ocean

You're just prejudiced against arthropoidal-americans.

KeilinAlyr · 05-18-2005 02:52 PM

You know, I have a slightly different theory. The legendary heroes must have their own special contacts, since obviously their level cap has to be higher than ours in order to perform these outrageous stunts and global-scale crises.

Much like my close-to-level 25 Scrapper, Synapse is just trying to trying to acquire max debt so he doesn't outlevel his current contacts. Because let's face it, any battle that's epic enough for a movie short and this sort of thread would cause anyone to ping a few levels.

Elb0b · 05-18-2005 02:57 PM

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well...who said they was in Paragon City? As far as I know they was on Road Island (was it Road or Rouge?) the resone for this assumption is that the spider guy(brain dead right now, I can't remeber his name) homebase is on Road Island and well them hospitle recall devices must have a limted on them if you get what im saying.

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Genocide · 05-18-2005 03:04 PM

Someone said he was waiting to press the hospitle botten

Acetylene_Torch · 05-18-2005 03:08 PM

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You know that all you americans descend from europeans?

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Not all of us... Some of us had family native to these lands 10,000 years ago.

Miss_Kitty · 05-18-2005 03:18 PM

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Not all of us... Some of us had family native to these lands 10,000 years ago.

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::Raises hand:: Yo... Well part of me anyway.

Q_Arkhan · 05-18-2005 03:24 PM

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Not all of us... Some of us had family native to these lands 10,000 years ago.

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Enough to live on the RES, if I wanted to. Same for my wife, (and thus), my kids.

Not that I'd want to.

FrostyBot · 05-18-2005 03:45 PM

Synapse is actually being smart.

I mean, if you were being aggroed even when KOed (Whoops! Just got tossed into Positron. Respeced out of Mutate, you wanna-be Offender?) would YOU be popping the Awaken right about then?

Standing up just makes you easier to grab again so Recluse can do his ventriloquist act again. Playing possum, smart guy.

GameOver · 05-19-2005 04:13 AM

They clearly used no teamwork in that video by sending a blaster in first (poor Synapse

Chuey · 05-19-2005 04:25 AM

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Apparently, Germany has recently enacted laws that make it illegal to display anything with men in blue suits with white markings who's name starts with S, ends with E, and has ynaps in the middle.

...So yeah, it's all a ploy to appease those dirty penguin sledding, moose riding, ramen eating Europeans.

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I would like to object to all this Euro hating misconception on the strongest possible terms
Many of my best friends are European but only a few of them sled penguins. Seriously

Cantatus · 05-19-2005 05:02 AM

I've been waiting for one of Freedom Phalanx to turn to the evil side, not including Malaise. Perhaps Synapse will be captured and turned evil, and Foreshadow will take his place in Skyway City.

Valmith · 05-19-2005 05:08 AM

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ramen eating Europeans.

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What's wrong with Ramen?

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That was my first thought too. Ramen goood

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I never said Ramen was bad. Only Europeans.

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I like you more and more liquid.

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Valmith · 05-19-2005 05:09 AM

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well...who said they was in Paragon City? As far as I know they was on Road Island (was it Road or Rouge?) the resone for this assumption is that the spider guy(brain dead right now, I can't remeber his name) homebase is on Road Island and well them hospitle recall devices must have a limted on them if you get what im saying.

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/em seconded

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MOVE.... ALONG....

JohnnyRocket · 05-19-2005 05:15 AM

He's not dead. He was waiting for Statesman to clear the area so he could use his Awaken.

GameOver · 05-19-2005 05:20 AM

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well...who said they was in Paragon City? As far as I know they was on Road Island (was it Road or Rouge?) the resone for this assumption is that the spider guy(brain dead right now, I can't remeber his name) homebase is on Road Island and well them hospitle recall devices must have a limted on them if you get what im saying.

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/em seconded

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Boondocker · 05-19-2005 05:31 AM

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well...who said they was in Paragon City? As far as I know they was on Road Island (was it Road or Rouge?) the resone for this assumption is that the spider guy(brain dead right now, I can't remeber his name) homebase is on Road Island and well them hospitle recall devices must have a limted on them if you get what im saying.

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/em seconded

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You guys either aren't trying very hard or are deliberately being obtuse to attempt to generate teh funi.

Synapse is defeated, and because the Rogue Islands are out of range of Paragon's hospital teleportation system, he can't go to the hospital. Simple.

Slaunyeh · 05-19-2005 06:35 AM

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As far as I know they was on Road Island (was it Road or Rouge?)

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Neither. It's ROGUE Islands.
Unless Lord Recluse move to Rhode Island...

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