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Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
SEPTEMBER 27, 2006
"We big-time gather to commemor-whatever, Spike," say big, biggest-time-Troll, laid-off-engineer, somewhat endomorph body type, thick black glasses with pen protector in pocket Troll Atta!
"And now, Atta gonna ask one of you to say few word," him say. "Beovark...."
Beovark say, "Huh?! Eh, meh mig-time sowwy. Meowark ea' him spishey habanero chiwwy peppeh fe' lunch. Me no can talk. Bo Bindel.... Him do it."
"Grr" Atta say. "Bo."
Oh, no! Bo Bindel whisper Svrgyn to help Bo.
"'Kay. Kay," Svrgyn whispering. "We now lay to rest."
"We now lay to rest," say Bo."
"Spike..." Him whispering.
"Spike," say Bo.
"Who was much like us in many ways," whisper Svrgyn.
"Who much like us in many ways," say Bo.
"Spike like to dig in the ground...." whisper Svrgyn.
"Spike like to dig in the ground," say Bo Bindel.
"Trolls like to dig in the ground...." whisper Svrgyn.
"Troll like to dig in the ground," say Bo.
"Spike like Superdyne," whisper Svrgyn.
"Spike like Superdyne," say Bo.
"Trolls like Superdyne," whisper Svrgyn.
"Troll like Superdyne," say Bo.
"And though Bo Bindel no son of a b-tch..." whisper Svrgyn.
"And though Bo Bindel no son of a b-tch," say Bo.
"Svrgyn...!" whisper Bo.
"Heh heh he," him say. "Sorry.
"Bo Bindel like to think we all Trolls in a way," whisper Svrgyn.
"Bo Bindel like to think we all Trolls in a way," say Bo.
"Troll is Troll is Troll," whisper Svrgyn.
"Troll is Troll is Troll," say Bo Bindel.
"And Spike....", whisper Svrgyn.
"And Spike," say Bo.
"Was a Troll," whisper Svrgyn.
"Was a Troll," say Bo.
"A good Troll," whisper Svrgyn.
"A good Troll," say Bo.
"Amen," whisper Svrgyn.
"Amen," say Bo.
"Amen," say all Trolls.
Beovark try to sprint away real fast but him no leaving graveyard alive.
Heheheh, welcome back Fire_Wa11
Woohoo! 
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
SEPTEMBER 28, 2006
Indigo: "So, sorry about the big break-up this morning, Bo. But it's a lot like that Zen Buddhist parable about the Monkey King."
So, probably you wondering how this happen. Momma Bindel gone and Bo here with Indigo. Bo Bindel tell you.
Indigo: "The Monkey King jumps into the hand of Buddha and says...."
Bo Bindel Crew in the mood for big-time celebration 'bout something so we start off the night with a private room at Super King China Buffet. We trying to eat $55,000 worth of food.
Indigo: "'Hey, Buddha! I am the Monkey King and I demand to be recognized for my greatness!'"
After restaurant, Troll Twins pull some strings and get us into VIP party at Paragon Dance Club.
Indigo: "The Monkey King says to Buddha, 'And for my greatness, I should be elevated to the status of a god!'"
So, we hanging out at dance club having good time and all of a sudden Beovark and Svrgyn come up to Bo Bindel all excited.
Indigo: "Buddha says to the Monkey King, 'Alright, Monkey King. If you can leave the comfort of this world. If you can jump from my hand and travel all the way to the mysterious West, I will accommodate your request.'"
Bo Bindel never seen Svrgyn and Beovark having so much fun together. It like they always best friends.
Indigo: "So the Monkey King jumps westward from Buddha's mighty hand."
They talking about how they big-time hitting it off with Fucia and Magenta, Indigo's sisters, but they want them help with Indigo so she not messing things up for four of them.
Indigo: "The Monkey King makes it all the way to the West, but then his jump was so mighty, he keeps going."
Bo Bindel tell them that not good idea and Bo Bindel don't even know what she talking about half the time.
Indigo: "Eventually, the Monkey King makes it all the way to the edge of the universe."
Then Bo Bindel start asking Junior for ride to see Mary Helen and Beovark and Svrgyn getting REALLY mad.
Indigo: "There the Monkey King finds 5 pillars. To prove his greatness and that he had made it all the way to the edge of the universe, the Monkey King pulls out a pen and writes his name on one of the pillars."
Them yelling at Bo Bindel why Bo no help out Svrgyn with girl. But what Beovark talking about? Him no care if Svrgyn score or not, but it lookin like it going to be package deal 'cause there three of them and three of us.
Indigo: "So proudly, the Monkey King jumps all the way back and lands again in Buddha's hand where he exclaims, 'See how great I am Buddha?! I not only made it to the West but I made it to the edge of the world! Now...! Make me a god!"
So Bo Bindel say okay. Bo Bindel gonna be wing-Troll but them really gonna owe me for this one.
Indigo: "But Buddha says, 'But Monkey King...? How did you make it to the end of the world when you never left my hand?' And the Monkey King looks at one of Buddha's fingers and sees his own signature...'The Monkey King"...on Buddha's mighty digit."
Plus, her got great legs. Heh Heh.
Indigo: "Bo...! Who are you talking to?! That's it! We're breaking up!!"
Bo Bindel: "Again?"
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
SEPTEMBER 29, 2005
HERE LIES
JULIUS EDWIN GAVIN
1979 - 2005
"Silence in the face of wrongdoing only frees the arrogance needed to perpetuate it."
-- Estelle Levy
So.... Hey, Julius the Troll.
This kind of awkward and everything but Bo thought... Bo thought it time to come see you.
Bo not no if you can hear me or even if you can if it gonna make a difference. Bo just wanted to come say...sorry.
Maybe that not good enough after what Bo did to you, but me, you, Svrgyn use to be friends. How you think it make me and Svrgyn feel all of a sudden you gonna hang out on bridge with kape jerks all day. Half of them beating the crap outta Svrgyn and me on regular basis.
We all use to be friends. What me and Svrgyn do to you that you no want to hang out any more? It like you to good for us something like that and....
Oh, what Bo Bindel saying. Probably you somewhere waaaaaaaay Grendeled off at Bo Bindel, and me giving you lecture 'bout kape jerks.
Any way, Julius. If you can hear me, Bo Bindel just want to say me sorry 'bout how things turned out. Bo hope you in a better place where maybe you just back to being Julius instead of Julius the Troll or whatever make you happy.
Bo hope you can find it in yourself to forgive Bo. It always seem like you maybe better at that kind of stuff then most Trolls. Me get so mad some times me just wanna...Raaaaawrrrrrr!
Okay. Okay. Bo shutting up now. Rest in peace, Julius. You earned it.
(*walks away*)
Oh, and Julius? Right now Freudal using your Ipod. Probably you want Bo to have that right?
Thanks, Julius! You the best!
Bo back!
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
OCTOBER 3, 2005
Dunnogard: Bo, maybe Bo gonna let Dunnogard drive.
Bo Bindel: Bo told you. Bo feel like driving today. Beovark, what we doing today and where Svrgyn?
Beovark: No know. AND...! No know.
Bo Bindel: Look...! You gotta start writing this stuff down! Bo Bindel no have time to keep going over stuff over and over!
First, we meeting deadbeat got him big-time finance job, owes us for Superdyne. Second, we gotta pick up clam shells from Mr. Lee Mr. Shui....
Beovark: Clam shells?
Bo Bindel: Dat right clam shells! Why you gotta break Bo's flow?! Bah!! Me forget what else we suppose to do!
Dunnovel: Bo, we being followed.
Bo Bindel: How you know?
Dunnovel: 'Cause every time you smash into side of road this guy stop behind us.
Bo Bindel: Bo no smashing into side of road. Bo getting ATM machine. Grab it.
Do my eyes deceive me?
*blinks*
Fire_Wall and Bo Bindel are back!!!
*does the happy dance*
Is Julius the Troll really dead, by the way? I need to go to the Hollows and check. That was an excellent epitaph, by the way...
[ QUOTE ]
Is Julius the Troll really dead, by the way? I need to go to the Hollows and check. That was an excellent epitaph, by the way...
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He's not dead. Not literally, anyway. I believe he's considered to be dead to Bo and his crew because he's helping out heroes now.
Anyway, I may be a little late to say this, but it's great to see Bo back. I LOVE reading about Bo Bindel and his misadventures. It almost makes me feel bad about beating up on the Trolls so often.... Keep it up, Fire_Wa11!
My arcs:
Title: Blitzkrieg
Arc ID: 3416
Title: Soldiers of Fortune
Arc ID: 4431
Title: The Rikti Accession
Arc ID: 278757
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
OCTOBER 4, 2005
Dunnogard: 4LK 728!
Anonymous Lady: That's me!
Dunnogard: 'Dere ya' go. 343 WZK!
Anonymous Man: Right here!
Bo Bindel: Troll Twins, what you doing?
Dunnogard: We send Baby Clock to go grab license plate of guy who following us, but him come back with like 52 of 'em.
Dunnovel figure we hand back out license plates and whoever don't stick around to get theirs is the guy following us.
Bo Bindel: FN8 722!
Anonymous Man #2: Yo!
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
OCTOBER 5, 2005
Beneath the rocky quagmire of the Hollows crack the brazen whips of the Troll slavemasters as they drive their wailing, broken and sweaty subjects to work in the total blackness.
And somewhere in its cavernouse center sits Atta contemplating his next move. Circling around him, a ring of dynamite, a ring of Troll bodyguards, a ring of dynamite, a ring of Troll bodyguards. In his hand, a detonator to send the whole complex crashing down on any Trolls who dare to challenge him...and of course, his last faithful companion...Boomer.
Atta: What you think Boomer? We gonna get another dog? Boomer want 'nother dog to play with?
(*whimpers*)
Atta: Ha. Ha. Boomer just like Atta! Boomer want to be the top dog. But what about other Trolls? We get another doggy for Boomer to take Superdyne with probably you gonna keep Atta twice as safe?
(*growls*)
Atta: Ha. Ha. What's a matter Boo....
Oglost: Excuse me your biggest-big time Troll Atta.
Atta: Raaaaaawr! What you want?
Oglost: Oglost sorry to bother Atta. But Bo Bindel got him ATM machine and not even Grundwar or Jaegur or me can open it.
Atta: It new alloy mined in Sharkhead.
Oglost: Titanium?
Atta: No.
Oglost: Adant-um?
Atta: Graaaaawr!!! No this something else!!!
Oglost: Sorry Atta. Bo Bindel wonder if maybe using dynamite we can blow it up?
Atta: There gonna be prolly $25,000 dollars in there! Amount of dynamite needed to blow up alloy gonna big-time destroy 99 percent of money! 'Dat not even worth it! You interrupt Boomer's daily affirmation hour for 'dat!? Apologize...!
Oglost: Sorry, Atta.
Atta: Raaawr! Not to Atta! To Boomer!
Oglost: Sorry, Boomer.
Atta: Dat better. Now, who's a good boy?
Oglost: Boomer.
Atta: And who's a really, really good boy?
Oglost: Boomer.
Atta: 'Dat right.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
OCTOBER 6, 2005
Bo Bindel: Take a few practice swings, Junior. Stretch.... Work the kinks out.
Beovark: No way Junior gonna stop eighteen-wheeler with stickball bat.
Bo Bindel: Him gonna do it.
Beovark: Bet you Thomas Jefferson Troll.
Bo Bindel: Now you just making up Trolls.
Beovark: Him real Troll. Him worth half as much as Benjamin Franklin Troll.
Bo Bindel: 'Dat not bad. You on.
And the pitch...!
(*SMAAAAAAAAAASH!*)
Bo Bindel: Hah! Ha!
Beovark: Awwww vlard.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
OCTOBER 7, 2005
"'Dat stupid big-time finance guy lie to us," say Bo Bindel. "'Dis truck was s'pose to be leaving company with big-time payday and there nothing in here but these small-time crappy pieces of paper with ink on 'em."
"Those checks," say Svrgyn. "Small-time people use 'dem for money."
"Man, 'dat is small-time," say Bo. "Now what we gonna do?"
"Well, it not a total loss," say Dunnovel.
"Why 'dat?" Ask Bo.
"We still got eighteen-wheeler," say Dunnovel.
"'Dat right!" Say Bo.
"What we gonna do with eighteen-wheeler though," ask Svrgyn.
(Later...at the Troll hideout.)
"Atta, please, please, please excuse interruption," say Oglost. "But Bo Bindel back with 40 ATM machines."
"I get the dynamite," say Atta.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
OCTOBER 10, 2006
Bo Bindel find him always get real contemplative this time of year. Probably 'cause it Christoper Columbus Day and Bo Bindel no know who that is! Any way, Bo Bindel write this poem for kape jerks:
Bo Bindel like the Fall
Watching the leaves turn from green to yellow to red
But what Bo Bindel really like...
Is watching kape jerks...
Turn from green...
To yellow...
To red
Raaawrrrr!
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
OCTOBER 11, 2006
Dunnogard: So probably you going out with Indigo tonight?
Bo Bindel: No, we broken up again.
Dunnogard: Again...? Dat like 4 times in 5 days. What is it this time?
Bo Bindel: Me no know. (*sigh*) Bo Bindel just tell her she keep leaving socks over here probably her shoes are gonna' smell!
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Bo Bindel like the Fall
Watching the leaves turn from green to yellow to red
But what Bo Bindel really like...
Is watching kape jerks...
Turn from green...
To yellow...
To red
Raaawrrrr!
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Bravo! Bravo! Encore!
*holds up a lighter and sparks it*
Careful wit dat lighter, Atta got big-time dynamite stash.
"City of Heroes. April 27, 2004 - August 31, 2012. Obliterated not with a weapon of mass destruction, not by an all-powerful supervillain... but by a cold-hearted and cowardly corporate suck-up."
Oops! Sorry.
*stows the lighter and gets really, really nervous*
(By the way, Happy Birthday to Professor Blues! )
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
Whatever date this is....
Dear Diry,
Sorry about long absence. Valentine Day rough. What Indigo mean by eating lots and lots of bread before trying Crimson's Long Island iced tea? Bo had upset stomach and just wanted tea.
Bo still recovering. Must have been really strong tea. Good too.
Will write again soon.
--Bo
Bo gone again?
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
OCTOBER 12, 2005
*Ring*
Bo Bindel: 'Dis Bo Bindel.
Oglost: Hey, Bo. It Oglost.
Bo Bindel: Hey, Oglost.
Oglost: Me got info from cop on payroll. Got name of that license plate you looking for.
Bo Bindel: 'Dat big-time. What name?
Oglost: Looks like him name Paragon Carrento.
Bo Bindel: Okay. Okay. Me Telling Svrgyn. Hold on one sec.
(Muffled sounds of "Me no gonna ask 'im"...and..."Well, Svrgyn no gonna ask 'im"...and..."You gonna ask 'im...and "No, you gonna ask him.")
Bo Bindel: Uh, Oglost. You sure name not Paragon Car Rental?
Oglost: Whatever, you figure it out 'den!
*click*
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