Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
SEPTEMBER 8, 2005
So...! Beovark win stupid Night of Elvises contest! Bo Bindel waaaaaaaaaaaaay Grendeled off!
Beovark: What you want Beovark to do, Bo!? Got him Backstreet Brawler outside door! Beovark no afraid of nothing. But come on...! We talking Backstreet Brawler here!
Bo Bindel: How you gonna win the @#$@# contest, though!? How hard is it for Troll to suck at Elvis impersonation!?
Beovark: Something happened! I don't know! I put on that big black pompadour wig! Slipped into rhinestone-studded bell bottoms and sunglasses and it like....! It like I became Elvis!!
Bo Bindel: What you talking about, Beovark!? You didn't even know difference between Elvis Presley and Billy Idol two weeks ago!
Svrgyn: Some things just can't be explained.
Bo Bindel: Awwwww shut up, Svrgyn.
Lovin' this thread. Great visual of a troll in an Elvis costume! Keep up the good work Fire_Wa11
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Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
SEPTEMBER 9, 2005
Bo Bindel: You gonna take you 550 Benjamin Franklin Trolls from Elvis contest and buy Mr. Shui him partnership back into restaurant to keep him outta Momma Bindel's.
Beovark: 'Dat total @#$@#$, Bo! Screw Mr. Lee, Mr. Shui. We Troll! They small-time!
We tell them we taking money and kicking out Mr. Shui! 'Dat what Trolls do, Bo! Beovark gotta good mind to give those two jerks to Atta and put them to work in Hollows caves!
Svrgyn: 'Dat what Svrgyn do with leftover Elviseses. Chasing my Clock around. *grumble* *grumble*
Bo Bindel: Svrgyn...!
Look, 'dat how Freudel do business and look how many connections he got left. Look at Oglost. Him do business with The Family, Skulls, all 'dat. Oglost crazy but him no burn bridges 'til all possibilities exhausta-whatever.
Beovark: Everything gotta be so complicated!
Bo Bindel: Yeah, dypsomniacs-security-company was complicated, but you do what Bo ask you to do and you make ton of money. Night of Elvises complicated and you NO do what Bo Bindel ask you to do, now you NO gonna make money. 'Dat pretty simple.
Beovark: Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
(Bo Bindel and Beovark start beating crap outta each other. Svrgyn join in 'cause he mad about something else that Bo can't even remember what. Baby Clock gonna shock us every time we hit Svrgyn back. *Grumble* *Grumble*
Two Troll-bloody/Troll-sweaty hours later....)
Bo Bindel:There is one ray of light in all this though.
Beovark and Svrgyn: What that?
Bo Bindel: Bo Bindel think deviled eggs coming to an all-you-can-eat China Buffet near you real soon.
Beovark: Well, at $55,000, they better be good.
Bo Bindel: Yeah. Bo can't wait.
Glad Baby Clock okay. 
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
SEPTEMBER 12, 2005
So, Bo Bindel crew in Boomtown having knife fights. You know. Fun!
Group of kape jerks come up to us. Bo Bindel laughing to self. Who gonna start fight with Trolls with knives in 'deir hands?
Hahahahahah! Heh heh heh heh hehe! Woo hooo hooo hooo hoo! Oh, maaan.
Turn out it not so funny.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
SEPTEMBER 13, 2005
Bo Bindel: So you saying in some countries they eat the Tuatha @#%&*?
Svrgyn: 'Dat right. In some countries, they eat the Tuatha @#%&*.
Bo Bindel: But why they eat the Tuatha @#%&*?
Svrgyn: Because in some countries, the Tuatha @#%&* is a delicacy.
Bo Bindel: How much Tuatha @#%&* they gonna eat 'dough?
Svrgyn: Well, let's say on a given day in India, every man, woman and child eat just one Tuatha @#%&*, that gonna be at least one billion seven hundred million Tuatha @#%&*.
Bo Bindel: Holy crap! That's a lot of @#%&*!
Svrgyn: Uh huh.
Bo Bindel: Svrgyn, why you think they eat so much of the Tuatha @#%&*?
Svrgyn: Because, Bo, some believe the Tuatha's @#%&* has magical properties.
Bo Bindel: Really?! Bo Bindel didn't know that about Tuatha @#%&* .
Svrgyn: Uh huh. Svrgyn guess that magic-based level 50 kape jerk gotta eat between 48 to 65 Tuatha @#%&* every day.
Bo Bindel: Woah! Magic-based kape jerk really like the Tuatha @#%&*!
Svrgyn: No, Bo. Magic-based kape jerk LOVE the Tuatha @#%&*. Magic-based kape jerk can't get ENOUGH Tuatha @#%&*.
Bo Bindel:
Svrgyn:
Bo Bindel: Tuatha @#%&*.
Bo Bindel and Svrgyn: Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh heh.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
SEPTEMBER 14, 2005
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Interoffice Memorandum
TO: Bo Bindel Crew
cc: Dunnovel
FROM: Bo Bindel
RE: Pop Quiz on how to use the elevator
DATE: September 14, 2005
As you know, Dunnovel big-time good at mechanical stuff like 'dat. Tomorrow at noon we having pop quiz on how to use elevator. Anyone who fail the test gonna have to attend Monday class with Dunnovel on how to use elevator.
And Bo Bindel no want to hear any complaining about having to be somewhere at Noon. If Bo Bindel can get up, you gonna get up.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
SEPTEMBER 15, 2005
We walking near that gazeebo type park place in Brickstown. Svrgyn point to Swan and him say....
"Wow, that the prettiest girl Svrgyn's ever seen."
Beovark look to Svrgyn, and him say....
"Yeah, and that the nakedest girl Svrgyn's ever seen."
Heh. Heh. Heh.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
SEPTEMBER 18, 2005
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Pop Quiz
1. You beating up kape jerk. Kape jerk run to elevator. What you gonna do?
A. Beat chest.
B. Throw rock.
C. Follow kape jerk to elevator.
D. All of the above.
E. What was question again?
2. Little light above elevator kape jerk just get on pointing down. You gonna:
A. Press the button pointing down.
B. Press the button pointing up.
C. Forget what you doing and walk away.
D. All of the above.
E. What was question again?
3. You in the elevator now. What you gonna do?
A. Hunt Clock.
B. Troll no like elevator. Troll smash!
C. Press the button for the floor above/below depending on which way kape jerk go.
D. All of the above.
E. What was question again?
I take back every bad thing I ever said about forum trolls. Keep up the good work Bo!
Dr. Rob
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
SEPTEMBER 19, 2005
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Make-Up Quiz
So, Svrgyn on first question WAS gonna put "C. Follow kape jerk to elevator" but 'dat was trick question. Answer was gonna be "D. All of the above."
Kape jerk run to elevator what you gonna do? You gonna beat chest AND throw rock AND chase kape to elevator.
Beovark WAS either gonna answer E to everything if him feel like jerk or D if him just play it safe. Scratch that. Beovark WAS just gonna answer E to everything.
Bo Bindel say WAS because everybody pass. Even Baby Clock gotta 70 percent. (Bo Bindel give him partial credit for "Hunt Clock" answer.)
Bo Bindel figure out everyone pass because Dunnovel give you all answers to test beforehand so him no have to teach class on Mondays. So, in the space below draw picture of Bo Bindel kicking Dunnovel in the %#@.
Be sure to get him long greasy pony tail right, and Bo Bindel want to see a lot of stink lines. Whoever draw best picture get Mercedes Benz 'dat Junior just steal for Dunnovel. Of course it no gonna do you any good 'cause you no even know how to ride elevator. Dummies!
Pshh! Like *heroes* know how to use elevators in those more-than-3-floors missions! "Were we going up or down?"
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Bo Bindel's Big-Time Pop Quiz
1. You beating up kape jerk. Kape jerk run to elevator. What you gonna do?
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A. Beat chest.
Not know why. Just feel good to act intimido...intimiditi...scary and stuff.
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2. Little light above elevator kape jerk just get on pointing down. You gonna:
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B. Press the button pointing up.
Maybe bring kape jerk back up with elevator. What go down must come up, right?
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3. You in the elevator now. What you gonna do?
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B. Troll no like elevator. Troll smash!
It true. Widow have cluster...cullsterphob...fear of little tiny places. Elevator make sick to stomach and throw up and stuff.
How Widow do?
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
September 20, 2005
Dis month question come from small-time Trollkin, Attavlard. You gonna make it quick Trollkin.
Question: Bo, outside a' Grendel, who in you opinion top three all-time, biggest time Troll?
Answer: Bo Bindel gotta go with:
1) Atta
2) Benjamin Franklin
3) George Washington
Why Bo Bindel pick Benjamin Franklin over George Washington? Bo Bindel tell you.
When Bo go to buy something with Benjamin Franklin Troll, Bo Bindel usually get back a whole buncha George Washington Troll. But when Bo Bindel go to buy something with George Washington Troll, Bo just get back a whole buncha crappy coins with ol' ladies on 'em.
Bo no like small-time crappy coins! Bo smash Attavlard!!
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
September 21, 2005
So...! Me picking up Mary Helen and taking her Steve's Bar. She yelling, screaming upset stuff like 'dat, but pretty soon she gonna hear that ol' bluesman play and everything gonna be alright.
"Bar stool gonna be first base, Bo say. "Juke box gonna be second. and Beovark him standing around like jerk no want to play so him third. Where Mary Helen standing with stickball bat...dat gonna be home stuff whatever."
Dat right! Junior teaching Trolls stickball. Got us 'dyne. And...! Steve no work on Thursdays.
"Junior...! You gonna teach Mary Helen to swing stick," say Bo. "And what you doing wind up for?! You got you Baby Clock on first. Him gonna try to steal for sure."
"Boooooooooo," say Mary Helen. "Please don't make me do this."
"What you waiting for, Junior!?" me say. "Why you no pitch the fifth to Mary Helan!?!"
"I don't know, Bo," say Junior. "She seems kinda...kinda scared."
"Dat just cuz she no smash fifth with stickball bat yet," say Bo. "It gonna be real funny cuz bottle gonna break.
"Bluesman...!" Say Bo Bindel, "Who say you gonna stop playing!?"
"I got the devil in me. It's the man that you see. I got the devil in me. It's the man that you see," him singing...real frantic.
*BOOOOOOOOM!*
"You stop right there, Bo Bindel!" Say Dr. Neuro-whatever, "Cap'n Comeuppance....! Let them have it, by Job!"
"You're going to get your comeuppance, Bo Bindel Crew," say Cap'n Comeuppance. "Oh, yes. Yes indeed. You will have your....."
"Awwwwww crap," say Bo.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
September 22, 2005
Svrgyn drop quick bead on Cap'n Comeuppance with Jager bottle. "Good job, Svrgyn," think Bo.
Beovark take a nasty one from Living Klaw just before back-flipping away from next one. Him smash two potato-vodka bottles to get nice long shards to counter with.
Troll Twins in corner with J'Nith'r'a'a'a'a." Them telling her she got prettty eyes some stuff, which pretty weird 'cause Bo always thought they breast-troll.
Next thing Bo know, Julius the Troll chasing Bo around bar. Sound of smashing glass all around. Bo snap out of it.
"What happened," say Bo.
"Kape jerks all passed-out drunk," say Dunnovel.
Them lying all around Steve's Bar like C.W. Fields after a pnk elephant stampede. Mary Helen and bluesman gone but look like Trolls win.
"Heh," say Bo Bindel. "Alcohol fumes must be too much for boy scouts."
"Kape jerks no can party," say Beovark.
"Nope," say Bo.
"Uh-uh," say Svrgyn.
Where Bo at?
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Where Bo at?
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Probably lost this thread since it got moved.
Anyone PM'ed him with the new location, Bo Bindel is too great to die.
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Where Bo at?
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Probably lost this thread since it got moved.
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I had lost it... now I've found it again! Hooray!
Is this the end of the legend?
We sad. Not want to see Bo Bindel end like this. Want Bo Bindel to beat up kape jerk after cape jerk till kape jerks get tired and team up and launch Mama Bindel's place into orbit or somethin'. 
Bo Bindel big-time troll in big-time forum, Fire_Wa11. It not matter whether Bo Bindel in Genrull Talky-Talk forum or Role-Acting Stuff forum or Stoopid Blaster Kape Jerk forum or Deviled Egg and Potato Salad forum. Write it and dey will come.
Besides, we roleplay up some more Superadyne and Baby Clock pets for Svrgyn to play with. That fun, huh?
Come back, Bo! Come back! *sob*
If I have to post every day I will keep this thread near the top!
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Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
SEPTEMBER 7, 2005
So, Mr. Lee get done with his final Elvis imperso-thing for the night. Went 'bout as well as Trolls expected.
Backstreet Brawler on stage. Him saying it his pleasure to introduce Ted "The Colonel" Smits for his encore performance.
What the...? Beovark was supposed to take him out.
On stage come Elvis-type guy with big black hair, oversized 70s sunglasses covering him face, and drug-induced swagger. Launch into "Blue Suede Shoes."
Svrgyn say, "Bo Bindel, you notice something weird 'bout this Elvis."
Bo Bindel say, "Him really good."
"Yeah," say Svrgyn. "Him really green too."
"Is that...?" Say Bo Bindel, "Dat Beovark!"
Beovark doing pelvic thrusts, dramatic wide stance, and mumbling Blue Suede Shoes note for note just like Elvis. 'Dis impossible!
"#@$@##@, Beovark!" Say Bo Bindel, "You gonna vlard up the whole plan!"
"Tonight, him no Beovark," say Svrgyn. "Tonight, him THE KING."