bO bINDEL'S Troll Diry


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Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
November 26, 2005

So Bo invite everyone to Momma Bindel's for Big Pilgrim Turkey Day. Kape jerks and Outcasts not invited, but City Kid Kody can listen thru wall (refridgerator side) if him want.

J'nith'r'a'a'a'a facedown next to punchbowl. Punchbowl filled with Beovark's Olde Tyme Recipe raspberry punch. J'nith'r'a'a'a'a not driving home now. Small-time Trollkins up on roof, check pigeon traps and get more poultry for main course. So they not help her up yet either.

Beovark get hungry.

Beovark say, "Hey, Bo! Momma Bindel always serve stuffing and deviled eggs on tablecloth?"

"No," say Bo, "Momma Bindel serve stuffing and deviled eggs on silver trays with wood handles on side."

Dunnovel come down from roof. "Hey, Bo! Baby Clock up on roof with two silver trays and satellite dish, trying to build robot!"

RARRRGH! Bo hate you sometimes, Svrgyn.


 

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...

It's just not the same without Firewall. *sigh*


 

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Kudos for the effort.


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It's tempting to take up the banner in Firewall's stead just to keep Bo Bindel alive. The Unabridged Acanonical Apocrypha of Bo Bindel, so to speak.

I wonder if Firewall would approve.


 

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Wh'appen to Firewa11 anyway? Still around?



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Melo not see Bo or entour.. ent...GRRR.. gang in sky for some time. Everytime Melo go to ask clocks.. they big-time run. Mr. Lee no help.. all he do is call rabbits.


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still looking for Bo......


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Wh'appen to Firewa11 anyway? Still around?

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He's still around his last post was 11/26/05. So he's still here and all. Maybe he just has writer's block, as anyone sent him a PM asking him to come back and revive Bo? Maybe he didn't know they just moved his thread.




 

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Fire had sent a PM out asking me (and possibly several other Bo Bindel readers) to ask Cuppa and Nomad to move the thread back to the general discussion forum. He worries that the Roleplaying section isn't very popular, but over at the CoHGuru forums it's one of our better sections.

We among others (and the fifty-billion threads in this section) are proof that people do read Roleplaying. In fact, I'd wager that these people are cut from a more genteel, supportive and imaginative cloth than the n00bs, clique snobs and min-maxers who infest the rest of the site.

Roleplaying's all right, Bo. Come back!


 

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I agree....

One thing, I didnt even notice this thread was moved because I have it as a "favorite" on my home on the forums. The link still sent me here, I didnt know it was moved until I read a post in this thread saying so.

Come on Firewa11, your fans await the next scene in the unfolding drama that is bO bindle!


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Bump

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That's not a bad idea, actually....

*bumpitty-bump*

I wonder if anyone else here would care to follow my example and write a chapter of Bo Bindel's Big-Time Troll Diry as faithfully to the source material as you can.


 

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Hey All,

I sent Fire Wall a private message a while ago and just got a reply. He says to thank you all for the support and that bO bINDEL will be back in late January!


 

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January!?! Who knows how long that will be!?!


 

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Yeah, it's like waiting for the new Battlestar Galactica's! January seems like forever, but it's just around the corner! In no time, we'll be settling in to hear some new bO.


 

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Fire Wa11 come back!!


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Not back yet, eh?


 

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Its not LATE January its still early Jan...keep waiting.




 

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January!?! Who knows how long that will be!?!

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Widow think January come between Easterween and Fireworks Day, but Widow not sure. Rarrrrgh! Stupid calendar not working somehow....


 

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I heard it's against the rules to say "bump".

I for one don't care, becous I am a rebel and always have been. But you should stop, I'm the rebel around here and you'd best not take my rep.

I'm sure he has it on his favorites. Stop bumping. I bump. Cuz I'm bad...


 

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Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
SEPTEMBER 23, 2005

Probation Officer: Bo! What are you doing with your life?! Why can't you be more like Jimmy Foster!? He's got a good job and cleaned himself up. You're still running around with this same pack of trouble-makers. And I know this Oglost is up to his @$$ in Superdyne. If you keep going like this, Bo, where are you going to be? Bo...? Bo...!?

You haven't listened to a word I said have you?!

Bo Bindel: Huh? Yeah.

Probation Officer: What'd I say?

Bo Bindel: Umm. You talking about how deviled eggs gonna be good with paprika...without paprika...so what the difference?

Probation Officer: No, I wasn't.

Bo Bindel: ...were you thinking it 'dough?

Probation Officer: (*stares in disbelief*)

Bo Bindel: Be honest.

Probation Officer: (*stares in disbelief*)


 

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BO is BACK!!

Where he go, Bindel fambly take va-cay-shun in St. Martial?



"City of Heroes. April 27, 2004 - August 31, 2012. Obliterated not with a weapon of mass destruction, not by an all-powerful supervillain... but by a cold-hearted and cowardly corporate suck-up."

 

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Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
SEPTEMBER 26, 2006

"Beovark, what you doing?" Ask Bo Bindel.

Beovark say, "Me beating crap outta this Mega Mart jerk."

"Well, get in Junior's car," say Bo Bindel. "One of Atta's dogs died and we going to funeral in Hollows."

"Atta's dogs!" Him cringing in fear.

"Yeah, Bo Bindel said the same thing but we gotta go," say Bo. "We stopping by Troll Twins to get you clothes. Between them being metrosexu-trolls and Orthodox J-w they gonna have plenty of black suits for us."

"Dis your lucky day, jerk," Beovark say to Mega Mart clerk as him getting into car.

"What clerk do anyway?" ask Svrgyn.

"Him sell me box of Cap'n Crunch with no crunch berries in it," say Beovark.

"Cap'n Crunch no have Crunch Berries," say Svrgyn. "Cap'n Crunch CRUNCH-BERRIES brand Cap'n Crunch got the big-time crunch berries."

"Eh," say Beovark.


 

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HooRAY!!!! *dances in the street* Bo's back!

We missed ya, Fire_Wa11!