Real link. But not real Bo Bindel. Me hope.
Hope not real Bo Bindel
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Real link. But not real Bo Bindel. Me hope.
Hope not real Bo Bindel
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What!? Stupid taxa... taxe... URrgh! Kitty stuffer gets higher on Google list than big-time Bo Bindle?! I say big-time troll big-time smash and crash jerk kitty stuffer!
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 25, 2005
Bo Bindel coming home from seeing Momma Bindel, Momma Kody and other neighbor (television side) to airport. Beovark waiting on porch. Him jumping up and down. Never seen Beovark so happy. (Matter of whatever, never seen Beovark happy.)
Him say, "Bo Bindel! Bo Bindel! You never believe 'dis! 'Dis so great!"
Bo Bindel laugh a little. Ask what happening.
"Okay. Okay. *pant* *pant*", say Beovark. "Beovark big-time kidnap Indigo! She in Troll twins' sister's car!"
Bo Bindel say, "What Indigo?"
"She big, big-time contact for hero jerks turn out! We gonna get big, big-time ransom for this one, Bo Bindel!"
"Cooooooool," say Bo Bindel.
"Yeah! 'Dat IS cool!" say Beovark. "Me gonna go call city rep and tell them to give us a whole bunch of Benjamin Franklin Trolls. I go get her."
Beovark make introductions.... 'This Bo Bindel, him gonna be kidnapping you', and all 'dat, then him gone. Bo Bindel not even in house yet.
"Did you know?" Indigo say, "That there are things that we know we know, BUT...! There are also those things that we know that we don't know!"
"AND...!" Indigo say. "There are also those things that we don't know that we don't know!"
"Uh huh," say Bo.
"RIGHT!" Now her gonna go, "AND...! There are things that we think we don't know, BUT...really we actually do know!"
"Uh huh," say Bo.
Then Indigo gonna go, "SO...! Some times it's better to not know, because if NOT...! THEN, HOW...! How will we know what we do know!?"
"Uh huh," say Bo.
Man, me hope Beovark not gone long.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 26, 2005
Bo Bindel walking into house. Indigo talking all kinds of last night's deviled eggs. Then, Bo Bindel gonna see Junior unpacking bags.
Bo Bindel say, "Junior! What you doing here!?"
Him say, "Dunnovel and Dunnogard said that I could stay here until my dad comes back. They say he's taking me to Disneyland and then down to the Cayman Islands...STUFF LIKE THAT!"
"Them tell you 'dat?" Bo asking.
"Yeah," say Junior. "Tonight, the Troll Twins are taking me to Steve's Bar and then to a night club grand opening...STUFF LIKE THAT! Those guys are a blast! Are you gonna' g..."
"Raawr!" Bo say, "Just tell Bo where 'dey are!"
"Oh, Dunnovel and Dunnogard?" Junior say, "They're down stairs."
Then Indigo saying something about space-time continuum and we walking downstairs. Bo Bindel pass by girl in bathrobe.
Bo Bindel say, "Who you?"
She say, "I'm here for the shoot!"
Huh? Bo Bindel gonna get to bottom of stairs. Me trying to agree with Indigo as much as I can, then me see Troll twins.
Dunnogard say, "Bo Bindel, we glad you here. You got you infestation problem. Stupid little Clockwork thing keep messing up equipment."
"Baah." Say Bo Bindel, "Svrgyn thinking him got pet Gear. It keep getting away from Bo...."
Dunnogard say, "It keep eating up cameras, AND gaffers, AND grips. It putting shoot way behind schedule. Girl in shoot have to keep running upstairs to get herself back in mood."
"What you talking about, Dunnogard? And why Junior here, and why girl in bathrobe here, and..."
"Calm down. Calm down, Bo. It Trolls-x.com, baby!" Him say, "Come on! Money. Money Money."
"Why you gonna do it in Momma Bindel's house?! What is wrong with y...!"
"Bo Bindel," Dunnovel gonna say. "Before you mad, look at online merchant account statement."
"Hoooooooly crap!" say Bo Bindel.
"Yeah," say Dunnogard. "Guy in Bulgaria with credit card can't get enough of the stuff."
"Okay, I deal with you later," me say. "Bo Bindel need moment of silence. You gonna watch chatty hero contact real close while Bo Bindel take crap in big-time soli... soli... Ruh! Alone."
*SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Huh? Who in shower? And what these little Asian kids doing in bathroom?
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Bo Bindoh. How 'bout handing me my roufah?"
It Mr. Shui!!
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 27, 2005
Bo Bindel: And what the deal with Georgia Fields in Inde-whatever Port? Her look just like Madeline Casey in Founders Falls?
Indigo: I know. That's why at City Hall, we all call Georgia the (*makes quotation marks with hands*) Single White Female.
Bo Bindel: Heh heh heh heh. What you know about Colleen Saramago in Steel Canyon? Bo Bindel think maybe she checking Bo out sometimes.
Indigo: Oh, you mean, Colleen SCARE-amago!? Could we wear anymore eyeliner please?!
Bo Bindel: Ha ha ha. Yeah, her do wear a lot of eyeliner. What 'bout Carson in Icon? Him g-y?
Indigo: What are you kidding me? Does the Pope wear a funny hat? Does a bear sh-t in the woods? Helloooooooooo!?
Bo Bindel: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Beovark: Bo Bindel, what Bo doing?
Bo Bindel: Huh? Me, uh, ya know, me big-time kidnapping stuff like 'dat.
Be careful, Bo... you talk to her much more and there's definately gonna be an ambush in your future!
Yeah, we don't want a Malta attack team to take out our favorite troll!
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 28, 2005
Bo Bindel: Where Svrgyn?
Beovark: No know.
Bo Bindel: Bah! Beovark call City Rep yet?
Beovark: No. Tried to but Clockwork thingys outside get to pay phone.
Dunnogard: Yeah, by way. What Svrgyn gonna do about Clockwork problem in Momma Bindel's? 'Dis putting back shoot way back.
Bo Bindel: Troll twins, who say you gonna do this in Momma Bindel's house anyway?
Dunnovel: We do it at Troll hideout and we gonna have to split money with all Trolls.
Bo Bindel: Dat true. Bo got him ethical dilemma. We not talking about 'dat dough right now. First, we gotta get Indigo outta here. Her could talk the b-lls off a Bedrock.
Beovark: What you talking about? Me thought you were her best friend yesterday.
Bo Bindel: Me getting information. We not going through City Rep. She got her family. We gonna ask for smaller ransom. Get half up front from sisters -- Fucia and Magenta. (Parents big-time hippy stuff.) Second half gonna be a trap anyway so we just gonna let her go.
Beovark: Huh, we gonna let big-time hero contact go for half the price?
Bo Bindel: No, we gonna avoid a trap and get half the money, rather than walk into one and get crap beat-out of us for NO money we going through City Rep. Between train and kape jerks, Bo Bindel got some serious medical bills and Momma Bindel freaking out.
Beovark: Well, maybe Bo Bindel lay off the deviled e....
Bo Bindel: Raaaaawr! Next up. Where Mr. Shui?
Dunnovel: Him sitting on couch watching Fire Imp and Vicious Rikti money with kids. Mr. Shui take shower first day he here and him still walking around in towel.
Bo Bindel: We gotta find a way to get him outta here. Beovark and Svrgyn gonna find this Mr. Lee guy and have talk. Next up. Dunnovel and Dunnogard, how many cars you steal this month.
Dunnogard: Junior out there stealing cars for us right now.
Bo Bindel: Bo Bindel asked you to steal cars 'dough.
Dunnovel: Come on, Bo Bindel. We big-time setting up Troll p-rn stuff. What you want...? ...blood?
Bo Bindel: Okay, okay. Still Junior thinking him staying here but him gotta be gone by time Momma Bindel back from vacation. Oh, on personal whatever; how you gonna get into Steve's Bar the other day?
Dunnogard: Steve no work on Thursdays.
Bo Bindel: 'Dat good to know. Okay, what else we got?
Beovark: Beovark forget to tell you. Cay Man called.
Bo Bindel: Rawwwr! 'Dat does it! Bo Bindel think Cay Man jerk remind Bo of someone Bo used to know! Get me Oglost on phone.
Beovark: Phone right there in front of Bo.
Bo Bindel: Raaaaaaaawwwr!!
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 30, 2005
Mr. Lee: Rove me tender. Rove me true. Never ret me.... Hey! What you Trolls doing here in my house?!
Svrgyn: My name Svrgyn. 'Dis here Beovark. We work for a Troll named Bo Bindel.
Mr. Lee: You Trolls better get outta my house right now. I call police.
Svrgyn: You no have to call rabbits, Mr. Lee. They no gonna help you.
Mr. Lee: My brother-in-raw brack belt in Tae Kwon Do!
Svrgyn: Calm down, Mr. Lee. Svrgyn just here to talk. Bo Bindel want you to know that anyone who bet on Bo Bindel in such a way, and, uh, has such fine collection of Elvis memorabilia, is obviously big-time smart and honorable. And since Bo Bindel has already made you $60,000, he is asking if Mr. Shui could stay with you and your family until him get back on feet.
Mr. Lee: Mr. Shui rose bet. I win fair and square.
Svrgyn: Bo Bindel want to know, if Mr. Lee know, that Mr. Shui wife left him after he lose him restaurant to Mr Lee.
Mr. Lee: Mr. Shui friend of mine but he outta ruck on this one. Why that my problem!?
Svrgyn: Mr. Lee may be don't understand. Bo Bindel very confi-whatever that there is a solution to problem we can all live with. Svrgyn and Beovark no leaving until we find.
Mr. Lee: And what if I say no!?
Svrgyn: Well, then Svrgyn gonna be done talking and it gonna be Beovark's turn. And when Beovark fighting, him doing back-flips. Show him, Beovark.
See 'dat?
Okay, 'dat enough back-flips, Beovark.
Beovark, you gonna stop the back-flips now.
Beovark, stop.
Beovark...? Beovark...!
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
AUGUST 2, 2005
*riiiiiiing*
Troll Hideout: Troll hideout.
Bo Bindel: 'Dis Bo Bindel. Who 'dis?
Troll Hideout: 'Dis Crippleganger.
Bo Bindel: Oh, hey, Crippleganger. How new rock working out?
Troll Hideout: Rock good. What going on?
Bo Bindel: Oglost there?
Troll Hideout: Yeah. Him getting big-time sy-nr-gy going 'dough.
Bo Bindel: Who with?
Troll Hideout: Look liiiiiiiiiiiiiiike....Freudel. You want Crippleganger get him?
Bo Bindel: No. No. 'Dat okay. Bo calling back.
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Real link. But not real Bo Bindel. Me hope.
Hope not real Bo Bindel
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What!? Stupid taxa... taxe... URrgh! Kitty stuffer gets higher on Google list than big-time Bo Bindle?! I say big-time troll big-time smash and crash jerk kitty stuffer!
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Tell me you don't love the idea of a Danish Taxidermist moving to Paragon City, getting hooked on 'Dyne, and become our favorite troll.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
AUGUST 3, 2005
Svrgyn: You got you life or death decision and Svrgyn and Beovark no have all night.
Mr. Lee: Well, there is one thing you could help me with, and if you could I would consider making Mr. Shui 15 percent owner of restaurant.
Svrgyn: Svrgyn listening.
Mr. Lee: This year National Elvis Rookarike Contest being held in Paragon City. Every year I rose. Grand prize $50,000. But more importantry, winner get title of King for a Year! See, I'm not just Mr. Ree, hard-working Korean immigrant, I'm Elvis Prez-REE...Prez-REE! Get it?
Svrgyn: Svrgyn think so. What point?
Mr. Lee: Maybe you Trolls could make it so I win this year!
Svrgyn: Let Trolls hear what Mr. Lee got.
Mr. Lee: Okay. Rove me tender. Rove me true. Never....
Svrgyn: Rawr! Trolls already heard 'dat one. Sing something else.
Mr. Lee: Okay. Okay. Mee mee mee meeeeee. One sec. Mee mee...
Svrgyn: Ohh, forget it. Just make it 25 percent and be by Momma Bindel's tomorrow afternoon. We going now.
Oh, hold on. Beovark gonna whisper something Svrgyn.
Uh huh. Uh huh.
Him dizzy. We gonna sit one sec.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
AUGUST 4, 2005
*Riiiiing*
Bo Bindel: 'Dis Bo Bindel.
Oglost: Hey, Bo. You calling?
Bo Bindel: Yeah, Oglost. Hey.
Bo wondering...you know we got any Trolls in Carri-whatever?
Oglost: What you mean?
Bo Bindel: You know...whatever-bbean.
Oglost: No. No, Trolls there.
Welll...there is this one Troll live down that way.
Bo Bindel: What him name?
Oglost: Sammy Hagar.
Bo Bindel: Sammy Hagar Troll?! Bo Bindel knew it!
What 'bout Coach Andersen...7th grade gym teacher?!
Oglost: Huh?
Bo Bindel: Nevermind.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
AUGUST 5, 2005
"Bo Bindel! Dunnovel got it!" say Dunnovel.
"What 'dat?" say Bo.
"We gonna take two metal cans," say Dunnovel. "One bigger. One smaller. We gonna set one can on ground and hang other can above it as trap.
"When Svrgyn's Gear come to get 1st metal can, 2nd metal can gonna fall on top of it and trap it. 'Den Clock gonna be gone."
"Bo Bindel ready to try anything at this point," say Bo Bindel. "Not too many more Teen Titans before Momma Bindel coming home."
"What can bigger can?" ask Dunnogard.
"Second one," say Dunnovel
"And which can smaller can?" ask Bo.
"First one," say Dunnovel.
"And which can falling on Clock?" Dunnogard gonna ask.
"Second one," say Dunnovel.
"'Dat should work." say Bo. "Hey, Beovark. You gonna help us with Svrgyn's Clock, or you just gonna pretend to read Troll's Life all day?"
"Got good sidebar on why Troll better than Solomon Grundy," say stupid Beovark.
*Grumble* *Grumble*
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
AUGUST 8, 2005
Bo Bindel crew, but Beovark, setting up big-time trap for Svrgyn's Clock. Svrgyn love him Gear, but Svrgyn know how we feel 'bout stupid Clockwork Knights. Plus, him never around any way.
Bo Bindel got him first can. Dunnogard got him second.
Dunnogard gonna go, "HEY. BO BINDEL. DUNNOGARD PUT BIG-TIME BUTTON ON INSIDE OF CANS.
"WE GONNA TALK ON BIG-TIME PHONE NOW."
"DAT GREAT, DUNNOGARD," say Bo through first metal can. "BUT BO BINDEL NO KNOW DAT RIGHT.
"Hey, Dunnovel," Bo yelling to downstairs. "String gonna go from first can to second can!?"
"No," Dunnovel yell. "String gonna go from second can to ceiling place!"
"SEE," say Bo Bindel through first can.
"'KAY," say Dunnogard through second.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
AUGUST 9, 2005
Big-time Troll stakeout going on! We got first can on Momma Bindel's floor. Second can hanging over first can.
Now, we wait. Gear go for first can, Dunnovel give string slack, and Gear not gonna be arch-enemy to Troll p-rn any more! (Beovark still pretending him read.)
"Guys," say Beovark. "Clock no going for first can. Clock going for toaster oven."
"'Dere it is!" say Dunnogard. "Get Clock!"
But Clock gonna scurry somewhere else. Momma Bindel got lot of furniture we hiding behind 'til Gear come out again. Beovark, big-time jerk, gonna recline out in open.
"Guys," say Beovark. "Clock no going after first can. Clock going after lamp."
"Go! Go! Go," say Bo Bindel.
Now him run off with light bulb or something. Still, we waiting.
"Guys," say Beovark. "Clock no going after 1st metal can. Clock going after Bo Bindel Crew Official Troll Time-Out Clock."
"Smash it, Junior!," but him gonna miss. No more Bo Bindel Crew Official Troll Time-Out Clock. Momma Bindel gonna be so mad. "#$$%#!"
How Clock keep getting away from us like 'dis?! Him either too small, too fast or too smart.
"Guys," say Beovark. "Clock no going after first can. Clock going after second can."
Everybody but Beovark: "RAAAAWR!"
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
AUGUST 10, 2005
Bo Bindel: We got Svrgyn's Clock cornered now. Don't take eyes off it!
Dunnogard: It keep shocking me 'dough!
Bo Bindel: Bo no care right now.
*rumble* *rumble *rumble*
Bo Bindel: Junior, stickball bat ready?
Junior: Stick is ready.
*Rumble* *Rumble* *Rumble*
Bo Bindel: Dunnovel, you got you left flank. Dunnogard, you got you right flank.
Dunnogard: What flank again?
Bo Bindel: Bo not sure. Seen it in movie once.
*RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE*
Bo Bindel: Easy. Eeeeaaaasy. No sudden movements.
*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!*
Svrgyn: Nooooooooooooooo! 'Dat Svrgyn's Clock!
Bo Bindel: Great Rocks of Atta! What just happened!?
Dunnovel: Big boulder just come through Momma Bindel's front door!
Bo Bindel: Where'd stupid Clock go!?
Dunnovel: Svrgyn ran in after boulder! Him run out with Clock like him carrying little baby something!
Bo Bindel: Hoooooooly crap! Bo Bindel always figured Svrgyn's boulder and stick story was just like girlfriend in Niagara Falls! Where Beovark?!
Dunnovel: Think him and Momma Bindel's recliner underneath boulder!
Bo Bindel: Beovark! Can you hear Bo Bindel!? What Troll's Life say 'bout big boulder?!
Dunnogard: Check "New Products" section!
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
AUGUST 11, 2005
Beovark: Monologing!
Svrgyn: Pithy lines!
Beovark: Monologing!
Svrgyn: Pithy lines!
Bo Bindel: Now what you two fighting about?
Svrgyn: Beovark say when hero jerk talking too much, it monologing. Him too dumb to know that when villain jerk talking too much, 'dat monologing. When hero jerk talking too much, him do...pithy lines.
Pithy lines!
Beovark: Monologing!
Svrgyn: Pithy lines!
Beovark: Monologing!
Bo Bindel: Sheesh.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
AUGUST 12, 2005
So last night Bo Bindel and Beovark going to Coolio Eidolon concert. Him see ex-girlfriend with White Knuckle Willy and getting all mad; why she with him and all 'dat. Bo Bindel tell him maybe it cuz him so angry jerk all da time. Beovark gonna bust Bo Bindel right in the mouth.
And you know what?
Him right.
Dat why guys no talk.
And no should talk.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
AUGUST 15, 2005
"Alright, Mr. Lee," Bo say. "What you want with Bo Bindel?"
"You hear of Elvis Presrey, right?" ask Mr. Lee.
"Bo think so," say Bo. "Folk singer hit him stride in '76.
"You gonna want us to rig contest for pretty big-time money. Trolls keep money. You gonna be Mr. Pres-LEE for a year. Mr. Shui gonna get part ownership you restaurant that Bo Bindel get for you.
"'Dat the deal! Okay, let Bo hear what Bo got to work with."
"Hold on. Hold on," whisper Beovark. "Don't Mr. Lee got him Tsoo problem we just help him out with?"
"According to Svrgyn calculation," whisper Svrgyn. "Bo Bindel crew surviving war with Steel Canyon Tsoo about 100 to 1."
"Well," whisper Beovark. "What Beovark chance of surviving another Mr. Lee Elvis imperso-thing?"
"About 1 in 5," whisper Svrgyn.
"What that mean?" whisper Beovark.
"'Dat mean him gonna sing," say Bo Bindel.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
AUGUST 16, 2005
*dial tone*
Bo Bindel: Sammy Hagar!? 'Dis Bo Bindel.
Sammy Hagar: Rock and Rooooooooooooooo...! Far out, maaaaaaaa.... Woo hooooooooooooooooo!
Bo Bindel: Yeah, dis' Sammy Hagar Troll?
Sammy Hagar: Woah hoah, man. You are woo hooooooo hoooooooooooo!
Bo Bindel: Any way, Bo Bindel got him problem down that way named Cay Man. You got you big rock?
Sammy Hagar: I just wanna rooooooo..... Yeah heah! Wooooooooooooooooohoo!
Bo Bindel: Yeah, well, if you no have big rock, they pretty easy to find. Maybe you no have big rocks down there sun and stuff. Bo Bindel find series of head butts can fix problem pretty quick too.
So, what you think? You gonna be able to help Skyway City Troll with Cay Man problem?
Sammy Hagar: Dude, man. That is sooooooooooo.... Yeah heh heahhhhhh! Man, we are so woah hoah hooooooooh! Rock ouuuuuuuuuuu......! Woooooh!
Bo Bindel: Yeah. Uh-huh. Any way, you get that taken care of, Bo Bindel sure gonna appreciate.
(*click*)
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
AUGUST 17, 2005
Bo Bindel: Come on, Junior! Let's go, Beovark! We leaving Momma Bindel's now.
Beovark: Where we going 'gain?
Bo Bindel: Burger King right down here on main street.
Beovark: Beovark just ate.
Bo Bindel: We no going to eat. We gotta have us meeting with Svrgyn 'bout 'dis Elvis stuff.
*SMASH*
Beovark: How you know him there?
Bo Bindel: Him hiding in bathroom with Clockwork pet guaranteed. Svrgyn thinking we gonna kill it some stuff.
*SMASH*
Svrgyn did same thing when Momma Svrgyn flush Sea Monkeys down toilet. Lock himself in BK bathroom 5 days him so mad.
*SMASH*
Plus, "Police Line Do Not Cross" and rabbits in parking lot dead giveaway.
*SMASH*
Hey, Junior! Why you keep trailing behind!?
Junior: Guys...!! All these windows got stuff behind 'em we can take!!
Beovark: He love him stickball bat.
Bo Bindel: Junior...! Get baking clock for Momma Bindel!
Bo love him stickball bat.
And recliner! And front door!
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
AUGUST 18, 2005
*Knock Knock Knock*
"Come out Burger King bathroom stuff, Svrgyn," say Bo Bindel. "Dis Bo Bindel!"
"No," say Svrgyn. "Svrgyn no coming out! You guys gonna smash Gear!"
"No," say Bo Bindel. "We just here to talk!"
"Yeah," say Svrgyn. "Dat just what mom said 'bout Sea Monkeys!"
"Who cares?" Beovark say, "Sea Monkeys no work anyway!"
"Shut. Up. Beovark," whisper Bo Bindel.
"Well," whisper Beovark. "They don't."
"See, Beovark there," say Svrgyn. "Him gonna smash Gear for sure! Him mad about boulder stick stuff!"
"Come on, Svrgyn," say Bo Bindel. "Bo Bindel make Beovark promise him not mad!"
Svrgyn say, "Beovark gonna be mad anyway!"
"People outside wanna buy hamburgers, plus rabbits camped out there," say Bo Bindel. "Sooner or later kape jerks gonna be here too, and they gonna smash Svrgyn's baby Clock for sure!"
"Besides, we just gotta figure out this Elvis stuff. We no gonna be able to figure out without Svrgyn's big-time brain."
"Well, okay," say Svrgyn. "We coming out Burger King bathroom now!"
*Creeeeeeeek*
"Sea Monkeys no work," say Beovark like him gonna sneak it in.
"Beovark...!" Say Bo Bindel.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
AUGUST 19, 2005
Bo Bindel: Hey, Crystal Titan. Bo Bindel come all this way cause Bo got idea for you.
Bo Bindel get him slushy at Mega Mart, and Bo Bindel thinking, 'How oome there no Devoured Earth called Raspberry? Raspberry good.'
You gonna have you Blue Raspberry; those be like you lieutenants. Then you gonna have you Red Raspberry; those be like you minions. 'Dat way.... You gonna' be delicious!!
So, what you think Bo Bindel's idea, Crstal-whatever? *Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp*
Crystal Titan: *Click* *Click* *Click* *Crickety Crickety Crickety* *Click* *Click* *Creeeeeeeeech*
Bo Bindel: You know, you look much bigger standing up. *Slurp* Uh oh.
That is great!