Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 8, 2005
You ever hear of "Building Better Boat Models" by Dynamite Payton?
What 'bout "101 Dynamite Answers to Interview Questions" by Caryl Krannich?
What 'bout "Napolean Dynamite" on DVD?
Yeah, neither Bo Bindel. More importantly, neither Freudel, but betcha buncha Superdyne Atta has.
See, being Troll not always easy. (Svrgyn had real rough first few months.) Atta -- biggest big-time Troll -- knows all stuff 'bout dynamiite, blowing up places, making 'dem cozy. Atta no like other Trolls knowing this stuff. 'Dat just Atta.
So, tonight, when all Trolls celebrating Trollkin twins and new Trolls at hideout, Bo Bindel gonna sneak this smart-guy stuff into Freudel's locker. When Atta find out about Freudel having big-time texts on dynamite, it gonna be bye-bye Freudel.
What? You see Troll with one scary incisor sticking out lower jaw instead of two, that Bo Bindel.
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This is part of the reason I think it would be fun to have a website with "Troll Intelligence" on super heroes. Sort of a sister site to "Crey Industries". Except all surveillance photos would need to be stick figure drawing.
If I new how to webmaster, I would so set that up, but I'm web illiterate.
And I can't think of a good name for it anyway.
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If anyone wants to do it I'll volunteer the webspace. This idea is hilarious 
Let Bo come up with a good name for it 
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I too would gladly set up something like this over at Heroes Hideaway.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 9, 2005
This most recent question come from -- jerk guessed it -- Dr. Neuro-whatever:
Question: Helloooooooooo, Mr. Bindel! I am writing to find out if you received our invitation to my super group's annual gala!? It was titled the Society of Do-Gooder's Ho-Down in Hero-Town! Isn't that delightfully rustic yet exquisitely je ne se quoi!? It was such a wonderful time! You simply must come to the next one!
First, the Blue Flash made a joke that since Cap'n Comeuppance has hit level 7, cats in trees has hit an all time low! Then, J'nith'r'a'a'a'a -- everyone's favorite swashbuckling maiden -- said that 'Thank Gawd Lord Rectificator has changed his name so as not to be confused with that Lord Recluse" who is of course, dreadful, dreadful, dreadful.
And in other exciting news from the party, we've decided that you -- Mr. Bo Bindel -- will be our arch-enemy! Isn't that lovely?! So, you know what comes next! You're going to get your come-uppance, Bo Bindel. Oh, yes. Yes, indeed. You wil have your....
ANSWER: Look, Bo Bindel sure Dr. guy real nice crazy kape jerk and all 'dat, but...Dr. Neuro-whatever got him ignore.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 10, 2005
So, maybe you sensitive jerk and think life very simple tree-hugging crap. But life very complicated and Bo Bindel tell you how.
Bo Bindel pull off, 'dat right, big-time Troll heist. 'Dat good.
Bo Bindel pretty sure Oglost get all credit for it. 'Dat bad.
Now, big-time Oglost call and want hang out with Bo Bindel all the time. 'Dat good.
But, Oglost crazy and gonna get Bo Bindel killed worse than kape jerk. 'Dat bad.
Bo Bindel serious about this. Bo Bindel chest getting tight tell tree-huggin' love jerk 'dat this ain't fun and games in Paragon City!! Raaaawwr!!!
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 13, 2005
BO BINDEL:
As head of naming committee, Bo Bindel big-time call forth Trollkin twins formerly named Attavel and Attagard.
As Trollkins, you big-time repre-whatever Atta big-time well and all 'dat. From hence forth you official Troll names for as long as you be brothers of us Trolls and stuff be...DEVILVEL AND EGGARD!
ATTAVEL:
Oh, man, that big-time suck, Bo Bindel!
BO BINDEL
What you mean?
ATTAGARD:
Yeah, Bo Bindel no name us after FOOD, Bo Bindel!
BO BINDEL:
What you want? That big-time scary name.
SVRGYN:
New Trolls may be right, Bo. Pretty sure new Troll got veto power over own name.
BO BINDEL:
Bo no think so. What you think, Beovark?
BEOVARK:
Those names fine. Pretty much Beovark jus' wanna' bust outta Momma Bindel's basement.
ATTAGARD:
Beovark, you #^$! You big-time #^$!
BO BINDEL:
What official Troll by-law say 'bout Troll name?
SVRGYN:
Trolls no have, by-laws. This whole naming committee whatever Bo Bindel's idea over late-night snack.
BO BINDEL:
So how you know new Trolls got veto power over name then?
SVRGYN:
Well, how you get name Bo Bindel?
BO BINDEL:
Bo no know. Bo think always 'dat name.
SVRGYN:
Well, if Freudel name you, what you name be right now?
BEOVARK:
Probably Bo instead be @#$fjord!"
SVRGYN:
Ha ha ha! Probably we be calling Bo, $#%#@glost"
BEOVARK:
More like jack-@$$fryd!
ATTAVEL:
Ha! Yeah. If Freudel get to name Bo Bindel, his name be @@#*ing @^*@*&#vlard!!
BO BINDEL:
Okay. Okay. Bo Bindel get what you goin for! What smart-@$$ new Trolls want 'dem big-time names be?
ATTAVEL:
Dunno.
ATTAGARD:
Yeah...no know.
Bo Bindel's Troll
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 14, 2005
Bo Bindel:
Hello. This Bo Bindel.
Oglost:
What Bo Bindel doing? Bo Bindel go rabbit-hunting with Oglost?
Bo Bindel:
Bo Bindel no can. Got him problem with Cay Man gotta fix.
Oglost:
Who Cay Man?
Bo Bindel:
Jerk on island with Swedish bank account.
Oglost:
Cay Man jerk gotta wait.
Bo Bindel:
This 'bout security guard company stuff.
Oglost:
'Dat sound big-time.
Bo Bindel:
Yeah, pretty much. What you hear 'bout Bo Bindel making promotion stuff like that?
Oglost:
What you 'dyne in-take like?
Bo Bindel:
Well, Bo Bindel hanging out with Oglost so 'dyne in-take pretty big-time.
Oglost:
What kind of promotion you want? Ogre got him stone stuff, then there Caliban, Gardvord.
Bo Bindel:
What Caliban do?
Oglost:
Caliban got him smash power, branch up butt power. They kinda combination between what cape jerk call a controller and scrapper
Bo Bindel:
So they like a "crapper"?
Oglost:
Pretty much.
Bo Bindel:
Bo Bindel do plenty of that without super power.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 15, 2005
"First off, Troll twins, twins gotta start big-time stealin' cars. Sister car big-time suck. Jimmy Foster once tell Bo Bindel Mary Helen look at three things -- Troll's house, Troll's shoes, and Troll's car," say Bo Bindel. "But mainly it gonna make Bo Bindel money."
Twins agree.
"Secondly, Bo Bindel got him do everything around here. Bo Bindel try to come up with names for Trolls now that you no have Trollkin prefix. All you say Bo Bindel, 'dunno, dunno, duno'," say Bo Bindel. "You new names be -- Dunnovel and Dunnogard."
Twins agree.
"Thirdly, Bo Bindel got big-time first assignment for Troll twins. Bo Bindel got major problem at hospital him got to fix. Need to distract Police Drones with sexy female. Troll twins gonna shave legs and dress as candy stripers."
Twins no agree.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 16, 2005
WPNN, Paragon's leading news network, has secured this exclusive one-on-one interview with Paragon Police Chief Burt Calloway.
Jon Arcroft: What leads do you have on the huge Troll heist that took place at the end of May?
Burt Calloway: Well, I've been working with a team of top-notch sketch artists to compose a drawing of the master mind behind this diabolical act. As you can see, he has a wide forehead which encloses the brain of a criminal genius beneath. Despite his scraggly appearance, which he wears to blend in on the street, his true evil and brilliant nature is revealed through his dark, beedy, deep-set eyes.
Jon Arcroft: Um, you do know who this is a drawing of don't you?
Burt Calloway: Yes, this is the criminal mastermind behind one of the biggest scores ever taken down in Paragon.
Jon Arcroft: This is a composite drawing of Fyodor Dostoevsky, the author of "Crime and Punishment".
Burt Calloway: No, it's not.
Jon Arcroft: Yes, it is.
Burt Calloway: No, it's not.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 17, 2005
Steve:
This is Steve.
Bo Bindel:
This Steve's Bar?
Steve:
Yep.
Bo Bindel:
You got still ol' bluesman on Friday who sit in corner with acoustic guitar, got him CDs you no have to buy and guitar case you no have to put money into?
Steve:
Who wants to know?
Bo Bindel:
This Bo Bindel. Bo Bindel figure he ask Mary Helen go when she after work tomorrow.
Steve:
No, Troll. The blues-man or anyone else...is never...playing here...ever again.
*click*
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 20, 2005
(Bo Bindel's Big-Time Disclaimer: Bo Bindel a 21st century kind of guy. What good for goose is good for gander far as Bo care.)
So, Bo Bindel on crapper reading latest Paragon Times and Bo Bindel want to point out a few things about Azuria of M.A.G.I. Bo Bindel went to high school with Azuria, and Bo Bindel here to tell you she was a proud member of V.A.G.I. before turning girl-scout contact whatever.
You didn't hear it from Bo Bindel, but Azuria seen more "crystal balls" than a stock boy at the Wizard's Well and been stuck more times than a voodoo doll. So, if you father expecting daughter, do yourself a favor. Don't give daughter just one name. Azuria VanDooseldorf or Madonna Schlordonowski probably gonna be better than just first name, or she gonna be getting her orientation into V.A.G.I. under Skyway High School bleachers too.
OMG that is awesome! Bo Bindel tabloid.
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Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diary
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 21, 2005
Nurse Pellingham:
Doctor! Doctor! There are two Trolls dressed as candy stripers in the front lobby!
Doctor Armstrong:
I can't deal with that right now, Nurse Pellingham. Some sick individual's idea of a practical joke was to let lose a bag of Clockwork Knights on the kidney dialysis floor. I'm going to be up all night purifying those patients' urine by hand.
Nurse Pellingham:
Oh, doctor. You're so...so...HEROIC!
Doctor Armstrong:
I know, Ms. Pellingham. I know.
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Burt Calloway: Yes, this is the criminal mastermind behind one of the biggest scores ever taken down in Paragon.
Jon Arcroft: This is a composite drawing of Fyodor Dostoevsky, the author of "Crime and Punishment".
Burt Calloway: No, it's not.
Jon Arcroft: Yes, it is.
Burt Calloway: No, it's not.
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I'm totally in stitches. Thanks Firewa11, totally LOL.
Upsen.
Indeed, I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
I'm totally up for that elite boss Bo Bindel thing. Bo is my hero
The thing is that I don't think the Devs can do Bo justice. Bo is too much troll to encapsulate in a single mission...
Maybe a story arc. That would be cool.
My Motto: "Debt is merely another Goal."
"Wow Abalest--you manage to start a discussion even when you ain't given a topic" -Ghostman
Abalests on Infinity:
Miss Fulcrum
Dark Soul Golem
Power Drain
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 22, 2005
Bo not know if it Dr. Neuro-whatever or one of you other jerks, but lately Bo Bindel finding it hard sleeping. Bo Bindel say this 'cause normally Bo sleep like Trollkin ('cept on 'dyne), but lately Bo have nightmare 'bout Julius the Troll.
So, Bo Bindel just say this.
Atta laid off civil engineer. Him big-time demolish buildings in Detroit. How Atta end up here Bo no know, 'cause Atta got him two BIG dogs. Troll ask too many questions, Troll gone. Dogs get BIG-ger.
Now, Troll is Troll is Troll but Julius, him start asking too many question. Better Bo Bindel's way than Atta's.
Go to sleep Julius. You no want to be ghost anyway.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 23, 2005
"Cay Man," say Dunnovel. "'Dis Dunnovel. Me work with Bo Bindel."
"Hello, Dunnovel," say Cay Man. "How did everything at the hospital work out? Did you bust out my son okay?"
"Well," say Dunnovel. "We got son out of hospital but police jerk Burt Calloway got him S.W.A.T. Junior miss flight to Carri-whatever. 'Dis getting complicated. 'Dis not part of deal."
"Mr. Dunnovel, I do agree with you on both counts," say Cay Man. "Either way, I am far away from American soil and you are not. It might be in your best interest to do away with the witness as it were."
Dunnogard say, "What him saying?"
"Big-time shhhhhhh," say Dunnovel. "What you saying, Cay Man?"
Cay Man say, "I am saying do what Trolls do. You know. Get rid of him."
*click*
"What did dad say," ask Junior. "Is he sending someone to come get me?"
"Junior better hope not," say Dunnovel.
Did the guy in the Cayman islands just ask the Troll Twins to off his son??
Upsen.
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Did the guy in the Cayman islands just ask the Troll Twins to off his son??
Upsen.
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Yep
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 24, 2005
So, Outcast gonna raise their ugly, stinkin' heads again in Hollows. FINALLY!
Bo Bindel in trenches with Jundwar. Every couple mobs, Jundwar yell, "I grind your bones."
After while, Bo Bindel ask him, "Why you keep saying that?"
Jundwar say, "I no know. That what every one saying now. That the latest UBER saying."
Bo Bindel ask, "What 'uber' mean?"
Jundwar..., "Jundwar think it foreign for 'big-time'."
"Heh," say Bo Bindel. "Lhao."
Jundwar ask, "What 'lhao' mean?"
"Bo Bindel 'laugh him a** off'."
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 27, 2005
Bo Bindel's Big-Time War Log
Day Whatever
Hollows
Bo Bindel:
Beovark:
Svrgyn:
Bo Bindel:
Hey, Svrgyn. Let's say you kape jerk. You not, but let's say you are. What your battlecry be?
Beovark:
Svrgyn:
Svrgyn no know. Probably something like, "I better make sure my sidekick stay close by."
Bo Bindel:
Why you say that?
Beovark:
Svrgyn:
No know. Just seem like something kape jerk would say.
Bo Bindel:
Bo Bindel could see that.
Beovark:
Yeah.
Svrgyn:
Yeah.
Bo Bindel:
Beovark:
Svrgyn:
I just stumbled upon this, and it's great, stars for you!!!
Currently Playing:
Frozen Kat - Ice/Ice Blaster (Triumph)
Flaming Kat - Fire/Fire Blaster (Triumph)
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 28, 2005
Bo Bindel's Big-Time War Log
Day that Day in the Hollows
Hollows
Bo Bindel:
Beovark:
Svrygn:
Hey, guys. It 96 degrees. Why we always standing?
Bo Bindel:
Don' know.
Beovark:
Yeah, no know.
Svrgyn:
I think we need a new badge, like the "Kill Skuls" badge.
Defeat 500 trolls to get the "Kape Jerk" badge.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 7, 2005
"Why Bo Bindel have to wear yamaka?" ask Bo Bindel.
"'Cause Trollkin twins making Troll today! They getting Bar MItzvahed!" say Svrgyn.
"So," say Bo Bindel. "Bo Bindel not Jewish."
"Yeah," say Svrgyn. "But Trollkin twins are Jewish and today not about Bo Bindel. Today about Trollkin twins."
"Svrgyn the Troll starting to sound like Julius the Troll," say Bo.
Svrgyn say, "Let Svrgyn put it different way. 'Nana nana no nindel. Janana jana jo jo jindel. Ne Ny no nindel. Trollkin Twins!"
"Okay. Okay," say Bo Bindel. "Bo Bindel wear yamaka. Svrgyn stop singing."
"That deal", say Svrgyn.
Now, Bo Bindel going to Bar Mitzvah thanks to Trollkins twins, in yamaka thanks to Svrgyn, with one incisor thanks to Freudal. Bo Bindel hanging out with wrong crowd.