Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 5, 2005
Bo Bindel's Big-Time War Log
Day That Day Bo Bindel Wondering if Jundwar Forget to Tell Us War Over
Hollows
Beovark: Who 'dat coming?
Bo Bindel: 'Dat look like Troll twins.
Svrgyn: Who 'dat with 'em?
Beovark: 'Dat Outcast! Beovark see first!
Dunnovel: Beovark, Dunnovel wouldn't do tha....
*WUMF!*
Bo Bindel: Dunnogard, who guy got him stickball bat? Him no stink like Outcast.
Dunnogard: That Cayman's kid.
Bo Bindel: What him doing here?
Dunnogard: Hey, Junior! Cover you ears minute! 'Dat da thing. Cay Man guy want him dead. We big-time looking for you find out what to do.
Bo Bindel: Cay Man do it himself. What?! Bo Bindel work for Cay Man now?! Bo Bindel give him 3 thousand Benjamin Franklin Troll. Him out of favors. What with stickball bat?
Dunnogard: Junior find stick real handy at Troll hideout we coming from. Him big-time play stickball in college on full-ride.
Bo Bindel: Maybe next time kape move on Bo Bindel, Bo tell Junior to hit one out of park.
Dunnogard: Maybe.
Bo Bindel: Hey, Beovark! Stop wandering around like 'dat! You making Bo nervous!
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 6, 2005
(Bo Bindel's Big-Time Disclaimer: 'Dis not 'ha ha' funny. This serious business!)
Jimmy Foster say it important to do quarterly review every three month whatever to gauge successes, see what you learned and all 'dat. So....
BO BINDEL'S BIG-TIME QUARTERLY REVIEW
Bo Bindel learn you put fortune cookie, V-gina Monologues, and Swedish-biker metal all together, probably something funny gonna' happen.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 7, 2005
Bo Bindel promise Troll twins they dress like candy stripers, them get free plug. So, here goes...
www.TROLLS-X.COM
Big-Time Face $pl-t and Troll boo-$@$&* Troll doing @#$@! chicks. Hardcore &@#^-d@@# act-whatever.
FREE DOWNLOADS AT www.TROLLS-X.COM!
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....you tried to view the troll porn?
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As if you didn't. Everybody likes troll porn! Hey, I just found my new battle cry.
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....you tried to view the troll porn?
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As if you didn't. Everybody likes troll porn! Hey, I just found my new battle cry.
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I'm repulsed, but strangely cannot look away....
Currently Playing:
Frozen Kat - Ice/Ice Blaster (Triumph)
Flaming Kat - Fire/Fire Blaster (Triumph)
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 8, 2005
Bo Bindel bored. Knock on wall (refridgerator side). "Hey, Kody! Why you not make it to Hollows big-time smash and crash?!"
"A lot of 'casts had stuff goin' on on the other side o' town!" Him yell back.
"'Dat okay! We beat crap out of each other next time," say Bo Bindel. "Get big-time SY-NR-GY going!"
"'kay!"
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 8, 2005
"So, Bo Bindel say to crazy Lost man, 'You think you time is coming?! Bo Bindel just eat day-ol' burrito from Super Mexicano Restaurant!'"
*beep*
"Other line ringing, Mary Helen. Call Bo Bindel back."
*click*
"This Bo Bindel," Bo say.
"Hello, Bo Bindel! It's Redmond calling from the Cay Man Islands'. Calling to see if any progress has been made on the witness. You know...my son."
'Dis jerk call one more time and he got him big rock in near future.
Bo Bindel for big time Elite Boss!
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 11, 2005
Where all d-mn motorcycles!?
So, Oglost got him idea to rob train. Him want to jump down when train moving and break through window. Lift wallets.
Bo Bindel say that good idea. But what if instead of Bo Bindel dropping from building, in front of moving train, smashing through window, and stealing wallets. Why we not big-time steal motorcycles? Joy-ride Summer's day stuff like that.
Bo Bindel and Oglost looking all over town. Bo Bindel gotta find him motorcycles and quick!
Where all d-mn motorcycles!?
A name for the Troll website like Crey Industries..would be obviously be www.KapeJerks.com c'mon now. How easy was that.
I agree that Bo should be an Elite Boss...but since I wouldn't want to beat him up maybe he should be a contact or an NPC saying "Kape Jerks go home" or something
I know!...Replace Julius with Bo Bindel!
He can be the hostile contact for hollows: (Not like Julius is doing anything anyway) I can see the text now "So think you big time Kape Jerk. Well go see if you can beat big time Troll under Red River Bridge."
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 12, 2005
Bo Bindel hate him some train.
Oglost say, "Oglost and Bo stay here on building. Jundwar gonna call us from train station and tell us how many kapes on train. We gonna jump down. Smash through window and get big-time wallets."
"So," say Bo Bindel. "Why not Bo Bindel hang near train station, call Oglost, tell Oglost and Jundwar how many kape jerks on train?"
"Pfff. What Jundwar know about stealing stuff? Bo Bindel...! Him big-time steal stuff. What? Bo not scared?"
"Huh?" say Bo Bindel. "No, Bo Bindel not scared. Bo Bindel gonna big-time get walle...."
*ring*
"'Dat Jundwar," Oglost say. "Jundwar, how many cape jerks you got?
"Him say six. We can handle. Train coming. Get train!"
Oglost got him stone stuff. Him go right through window. Bo Bindel hit train and got Bo temp power...fly. Least 'til I hit the ground.
Bo Bindel hate him some train.
Where's Bo Bindle! Need my fix! 
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 13, 2005
Mr. Feng Shui: Bo Bindel, what you doing here? I got tab here for $326 for last 37 time you come to Super King China Buffet! You no pay, Bo Bindel!? You no eat, Bo Bindel!
Bo Bindel: Tell Mr Shui what. Rather than Bo Bindel pay you small-time $326, Bo Bindel propose 'dis. Mr. Shui give Bo Bindel 30 Benjamin Franklin Trolls today and Bo Bindel come back two Teen Titans from now and give Mr. Shui 200 Benjamin Franklin Trolls.
Mr. Feng Shui: Rwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha! Bo Bindel, you must think I some kind of idiot. You must think I, how you say, fall off truck in turnip patch. You want me to give you $3,000 today and you gonna give me $20,000 in two days?
Bo Bindel: 'Dat right. Bo big-time.
Mr. Feng Shui: Waaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha! Oh, Bo Bindel, you making me raugh! Tell you what, Bo Bindel. Mr. Shui just come off three days of good fortune at Rucky Town Casino. Most days I just stand here raughing, but you catching Mr. Shui on good day. I so damn hot right now...alright. I'll take a chance on Bo "Big Idiot" Bindel. But...! You no come back here with $20,000 in two days, Bo Bindel never come back to Super King China Buffet again and that means all your loser friend too! Agreed?
Bo Bindel: 'Dat right.
Mr. Feng Shui: Ohhhhhh, this rucky day! Either way, Mr. Shui win!!!!!!
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 14, 2005
Living Claw: So, than I say to Tobias, "Okay, I'll help you with the mission. But if they really want Vampyrs to stay away from the mountain, than they shouldn't have named it Vampyr Mountain!" Say, what's that bouncing off of the train and coming right for us? Is it.... Is it a bird?
Blue Flash: I don't think so.
Living Claw: Is it a plane?
Blue Flash: Can't be.
*SMASH!*
Bo Bindel: *sigh* It Bo Bindel. @#$#$ train. *grumble grumble*
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 15, 2005
'Dis month, Lady MacBethBot got her question. What you want, Lady MacBethBot?
Question: Bo, why do you put up with Beovark? He is too negative. All he ever does is complain and he's a jerk about everything. Why don't you fire him?
Short Answer: Troll is Troll is Troll.
Long Answer: When Beovark fighting kape jerk, him doing back-flips. Crack Bo up every time.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 16, 2005
Mr Shui: Bo Bindel, what you doing here!?
Bo Bindel: Robin go big-time crazy, 'den 'dat got fixed. 'Den Cyborg no like Robin 'den 'dat got fixed. So, Bo Bindel at Super King China Buffet place. Got him big-time Benjamin Franklin Troll. Twenny-thousand sized. Here down-deposit plus. Now, Mr Shui big-time.
Mr. Shui: Ohhhh hohhhh hohhhh hohhhhhh! Why!? Why!? Why!?
Bo Bindel: Huh?
Mr Shui: Bo Bindel, you big-time idiot! I bet Mr. Lee you no come back here! I bet him $60,000! Ohhhh hohhhhh hohhhhh! Now I have to sell restaurant and move family back to China!
Bo Bindel: Huh?
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 19, 2005
Seem like Bo Bindel been waiting for big-time promotion for awfully long-time. But you know Bo Bindel by now. Bo Bindel gonna no wait for stuff to happen. And if City Kid Kody make Lead Brick and get him branch up butt power before Bo Bindel, him never gonna let Bo forget it.
So, Bo Bindel gonna pull Momma's ex-boyfriend's ol' Halloween costume out of closet. Got big S on front for 'Stupid Kape Jerk" and red, blue tights stuff like 'dat.
Her ex-boyfriend fatter than Bo Bindel so it a little baggy. Footies gonna hang off toes like kid's pajamas. Bo Bindel wondering why anyone wanna be a kape jerk wearing 'dis crap, but 'dat not important right now.
Bo Bindel gonna go to kape jerk science, magic-crap store whatever. Just gonna put 'dis mask on, 'den who gonna know?
There, Bo Bindel looking just like kape now. Bo Bindel walk into Wizard's Well, Biocrappix whatever.
"Hey, me Dr. Kape Jerk, Phd. Me used to be Dr. Kape Jerk, DDS but nobody like dentist. Me big-time boy-scout, hero guy whatever."
"Uhhhh, how can I, uh, help you?"
"Dr. Kape Jerk, Phd glad you asked. You got branch up butt power?"
"(whispers) somebody call security," him say. "Well, yes, I think I know what you mean. We do have that."
"Good," say Bo Bindel. "Bo Bindel take... I mean, Dr. Kape Jerk take 'dat. How many Benjamin Franklin Trolls 'dat gonna cost."
"Well, may I ask what security level you have cleared," say retail clerk guy whatever.
"All 'da good ones?" me say.
"Excuse me," him say.
"Grrrrr. Look, me got ol' lady gotta put on other side of street. Kinda in hurry. Just put me down for dozen branches to go up dozen butts so I go save the day, please."
"My apologies sir but we don't take money here and I don't see a 'Dr. Kape Jerk, Phd OR Dr. Kape Jerk, DDS on our registry."
Grrrrrrr.
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 20, 2005
Society of Do-Gooders Super Group Chat Channel, July 19, 2005:
"Calling all Do-Gooders. Troll raid on Image, Inc. in Steel Canyon. All Hands on Deck!"
Paragon Department of Natural Resources Emergency Broadcast, July 19, 2005:
"Attention all park rangers. Disproportionate amount of branches up butts in Steel Canyon. Going to need the Jaws of Life! Over?"
Yelled out of a Troll-hideout window, July 19, 2005:
"Hey! Trolls! Everybody to Imuj Ink in Steel! Bo Bindel in trouble!"
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 21, 2005
"Hey, Svrgyn," me say. "Where you when Bo Bindel in trouble Steel Canyon stuff? Everybody there but Svrgyn. And how come you late?"
Beovark say, "Svrgyn probably think he too big-time smart, nice-guy to hang out with us dumb, mean Trolls."
Svrgyn go, "Rrrraaa...."
"Shut up, Beovark," say Bo. "Bo Bindel handling this or you gonna get big-time sy-nr-gy."
"Svrgyn got some place he gotta be," say Svrgyn. "You no tell anyone you going solo to kape hang-out. What you want Svrgyn to do you no telling what's going on?"
"You got big-time attendance problem overall," say Bo. "Hey, why you sitting so weird?"
Svrgyn say, "What you mean?"
"Bo mean why you keep shifting around like 'dat? Why you got hands all in lap?," ask Bo.
"Oh, no reason," say Svrgyn.
"What you got in pocket?" say Bo Bindel.
"Nothing...it nothing...what?", Svrgyn say back.
"Yeah, 'dere you go again. You trying to stuff something in pocket. Beovark...! Grab 'im!"
Bo Bindel and Beovark wrestling Svrgyn and little, tiny, itty, bitty baby Clock gonna jump outta Svrgyn's pants! What 'da!?
"It Clock! "Smash it!" say Beovark.
Bo Bindel and Beovark chasing baby Clockwork thingy all over Momma Bindel's house. Svrygn chasing Bo Bindel and Beovark trying to big-time tackle.
"Whoever smash Clock first get Svrgyn's 'dyne! Ha! Ha!," say Beovark.
"Nooooooooooooooo!" say Svrgyn. "'Dat Svrgyn's Clock!"
Bo Bindel: You da Troll!
Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 22, 2005
Beovark: So, Oglost telling everyone you him rob train. Him say Bo Bindel big-time take on three kape jerks and get 15 wallets. 'Dat true?
Bo Bindel: Uh huh.
Beovark: 'Dat true like Svrgyn got girlfriend in Niagara Falls true...or...dat true, dat true?
Bo Bindel: Yep.
Beovark: Uh huh.
Oh god, I think i just wet myself. Started reading at the beginning of the thread and COULDNT STOP!
Oh, the pain of my abused bladder, as I put off going to the head to keep reading, and now....
Thank you so much Firewall.
Teh Win
YOU DA TROLL!!!!!
-King Moloch
Stand UP.
FIGHT BACK!
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I think we need a new badge, like the "Kill Skuls" badge.
Defeat 500 trolls to get the "Kape Jerk" badge.
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Specifically, Big Time Jutals