Let Dads Fight Crime Too! :)


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Originally Posted by Forbin_Project View Post
Wrong. There are two that I know of.


City of Heroes - Baby New Year mission.

Cryptics space game - Klingon Mission to kill Tribbles. As everyone knows Tribbles ae born pregnant so not only is the player killing babies he is killing unborn babies as well.

So that's two games off the shelf with babies, and one where the babies get killed.

No one but you seems to be taking the OP seriously. You might want to get that sense of humor checked.


Edit: fixed typos
I'm aware it's a joke. However, looking at the OP's most recent posts, there seems to be a sort of conflict between "quirky humour/trolling" and "Ermergerd gers, like mer idea"

So my default response is to act super srs.

Edit: Forgot about Baby New Year, but honestly ... I wouldn't really count it. I mean, i'm not a big fan of babies or children in general, but Baby New Year is .... euch ..


I was doing some playthroughs of City of Heroes. Now they will serve as memories of a better time ...

 

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I'm aware it's a joke. However, looking at the OP's most recent posts, there seems to be a sort of conflict between "quirky humour/trolling" and "Ermergerd gers, like mer idea"

So my default response is to act super srs.

Ah, I see where you're coming from now. Thanks for explaining. Nvm my previous comment and please continue


 

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What about mom's? Why not make a pregnancy themed power set? Mom's could fight crime with their baby cannon.

Tier 1 - Baby Cannon - Mom does a backflip and out shoots junior wielding a mace to hit the target over the head then snaps back like a rubberband to reload.

Tier 2 - That's Gotta Hurt - Junior pops out throwing shurikens

Tier 3 - It's Triplets - Three babies pop out wielding flame throwers in a cone attack

Tier 4 - Labor Pains - Mom lets out a bellow AoE that stuns all her opponents

Tier 5 - Breathe! - Mom's breathing lets her temporarily boost her endurance

Tier 6 - Push! - This power builds up a boost to damage

Tier 7 - I Want Morphine! - AoE Opponents affected flee in terror as mom demands a pain killer and explains how she intends to pull everyones bottom lip up over their heads so they can "share" what she's feeling.

Tier 8 - Sympathetic Labor Pains - AoE Affected opponents clutch their stomachs as they experience gut wrenching Labor Pains

Tier 9 - Summon Babies - Three Babies are "born" (pets) One wields a mace, another Shurikens, the Third a Flamethrower.

Holy hell that was a fun read xD

Trying to envision what these powers would look like in-game really made me laugh. Would this be the first gender-locked Powerset? What about "Huge" body frames, could they use it?


 

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City of Heroes - Baby New Year mission.
I'm not sure exactly what CoH's Baby New Year is, but I'll tell you one thing, that mutant sure as hell ain't a child by any definition I'm aware of.


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We will honor the past, and fight to the last, it will be a good way to die...

 

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On the first look I really thought this idea was dumb. On the second look it was confirmed. How can anyone think that this is a good idea? Even in the darkest humor this concept is in very bad taste.

No, this should not be.


 

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I would love to have little Jack-Jack form the incredibles as my weapon of choice lol.



 

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Lone Wolf and Cub me. I'm all for it.


 

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If you don't like my suggestion move on by. I don't see you being an ******* to other people on here.
You don't read very many of Forbin's post then, do you?

(Just messin' with ya Forbin! )



 

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that would make for some interesting character concepts.

"so, why are you wearing your baby in front of you while charging those gun-wielding maniacs?"

"oh, well, you see...i'm not invulnerable, but my baby is. So i figured if they just shot at him instead of me, i'd be fine, and then i could wail on them with this pipe wrench."
lol


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You don't read very many of Forbin's post then, do you?

(Just messin' with ya Forbin! )
No Problem. You're just tellin it like it is and I'm not one to be offended by the truth.


 

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No Problem. You're just tellin it like it is and I'm not one to be offended by the truth.
I figured that would be your take on it.

I just wanted to make it clear I wasn't calling you a women's cleansing product or anything. I was just pointing out that you, of all posters perhaps, are probably the most equal opportunity as insult flinging goes.



 

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Your objection is noted. However, I think we must realize that this has precedence in the source material.



/signed to baby backpacks and frontpacks

DAY ONE PURCHASE!!!!
Oh, come now, there's older references than that.


 

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Right .. uh, okay.

How many games are there where there are children in them? At all?

Out of all of them, how many are there where you can attack (and damage/kill) said child?

Hint: None.
Fable: you can punch kids,

Black & White: you can kill them


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City of Heroes - Baby New Year mission.
That guy is a baby? I though he was a Hobbit or a Gnome. I never seen a baby look like him hehe.


 

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That guy is a baby? I though he was a Hobbit or a Gnome. I never seen a baby look like him hehe.
He aint no baby lol I just figure it's a nickname like how the 7 foot tall guy in prison is nicknamed Tiny


 

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He very much is supposed to be "Baby New Year" the personification of a new year. Of course there are arguments as to how well that was accomplished with in-game assets... and well... it didn't really do the job.