Yet another movie reboot...


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In case no one was aware.... Starship Troopers is being given the reboot treatment.


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No it isn't. There has never been a Starship Troopers movie.

Nope.

None.

Ever.

Really.


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So a PG reboot? Yay?


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No it isn't. There has never been a Starship Troopers movie.

Nope.

None.

Ever.

Really.
Wrong.

In fact, it's had 2 sequels released and a 3rd in production.

I have to admit through, it would be nice to have one that's actually, y'know...good.


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The sequels were terrible.


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Wrong.

In fact, it's had 2 sequels released and a 3rd in production.

I have to admit through, it would be nice to have one that's actually, y'know...good.
Venture wasn't saying that there wasn't a movie called Starship Troopers, but that, in fact, had nothing to do with the book by the same name. Much like I Robot.


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The sequels were terrible.
Oh, weren't they just? I think I started having flashbacks to Plan 9 from Outer Space during the 3rd - and from what I hear, the 4th is gonna be just plain awful.

Granted, Plan 9 still hasn't been matched, IMO. There have been some contenders, though.


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I have to admit through, it would be nice to have one that's actually, y'know...good.
That waaaaas Venture's joke.


 

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I never read the book. So I thought the movie was fun. But never saw the sequels though. Heard they bit.


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That waaaaas Venture's joke.
Nonsense. Venture does not make jokes. Fun is serious business.


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Yeeeah, the original movie had nothing at all to do with the book. The movie's story was already set in stone when someone got the bright idea to give the movie the book's title. For what? Some vague similarities? Maybe if you cover your ears and squint, and you're very drunk... maybe! As if no one would ever notice!


 

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You people are aware that the Starship Troopers films were anti-war satires right? (Okay, well maybe not the second; they really screwed the pooch on that one.) I actually found them rather endearing, entertaining and highly underrated.

They (with the unfortunate exception of the second) were not meant to be taken with a straight face. They actually were a brilliant commentary on our society's appetite for meaningless wars, brainless propaganda and intolerance of anything that challenges the status quo.


 

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You people are aware that the Starship Troopers films were anti-war satires right? (Okay, well maybe not the second; they really screwed the pooch on that one.) I actually found them rather endearing, entertaining and highly underrated.

They (with the unfortunate exception of the second) were not meant to be taken with a straight face. They actually were a brilliant commentary on our society's appetite for meaningless wars, brainless propaganda and intolerance of anything that challenges the status quo.
And they still had nothing to do with the novel except the title and character names.

I still enjoyed the movies, not so much the second, but they weren't Heinlein's Starship Trooper's, and you can't reboot something that was never made in the first place.


 

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You people are aware that the Starship Troopers films were anti-war satires right? (Okay, well maybe not the second; they really screwed the pooch on that one.) I actually found them rather endearing, entertaining and highly underrated.

They (with the unfortunate exception of the second) were not meant to be taken with a straight face. They actually were a brilliant commentary on our society's appetite for meaningless wars, brainless propaganda and intolerance of anything that challenges the status quo.
Oh yes. And deliciously bad ones at that. And don't forget religion!

Seriously though, I don't think they really can be taken with a straight face. They're so blatant that it's just...eh, restating the obvious is obvious. Anyway, yes, and be that as it may, it would be neat to have a movie made from the book too.


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And they still had nothing to do with the novel except the title and character names.
And scenes, even a few of the lines too.

I'm not arguing this point though. It clearly wasn't meant to be a faithful depiction of the book. But for people to call these movies "terrible" is doing them a great injustice. They truly are brilliant satirical films.

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Oh yes. And deliciously bad ones at that. And don't forget religion!
"Bad" only in the sense that people who didn't Get The Joke thought they were bad. They really weren't.

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Anyway, yes, and be that as it may, it would be neat to have a movie made from the book too.
Yeah, that'd be cool too.


 

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Admit the Third one was fairly terrible...even if they did FINALLY include the mecha suits from the books in it.

First one was ok, the second one was a bit crap and the third one was terrible.


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Admit the Third one was fairly terrible...even if they did FINALLY include the mecha suits from the books in it.

First one was ok, the second one was a bit crap and the third one was terrible.
Dude, the third one actually returned to the true as form satire of the first. You could actually skip the second and not feel anything was amiss.


 

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Ah, well.

If there needs to be a space combat suit movie, I'd rather someone try their hand at John Steakley's "Armor", but "Starship Troopers" gets all the raves so not real surprised.


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*torches DeviousMe, hides the body*

Nope, no such movie. Never happened.


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And they still had nothing to do with the novel except the title and character names.

I still enjoyed the movies, not so much the second, but they weren't Heinlein's Starship Trooper's, and you can't reboot something that was never made in the first place.
I pretty much agree with other have already said, another example here would be Casino Royale,
-Ian Flemming wrote Casino Royale( one of the first Jame Bond books I think)
-in the 60's or 70's Woody Allen did a movie called Casino Royale, which is really much closer to Austin Powers than James Bond
-Daniel Craig's first James Bond movie was Casino Royale based off the book, most definitely not a reboot of the Woody Alllen movie

with that said, I enjoyed Heinlen's book, I enjoyed the Starship Troopers movie for what it is( and Denise Richards did look hot back then)


 

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I'm not arguing this point though. It clearly wasn't meant to be a faithful depiction of the book. But for people to call these movies "terrible" is doing them a great injustice. They truly are brilliant satirical films.
Robocop was Verhoeven's brilliantly satirical film. If Starship Troopers satirizes anything, its over the top goofy war movies.


I don't mind a PG translation of Starship Troopers if its more faithful to the material. Scratch that: if its faithful to the material, as it would be impossible for a sixth grade stage play to be less faithful to the original novel.


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I never read the book. So I thought the movie was fun. But never saw the sequels though. Heard they bit.

Agreed with Le Blanc here. Never read the book but thought the movie was decent enough.


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*torches DeviousMe, hides the body*

Nope, no such movie. Never happened.
Hey! What you do with my body is your business, thank you very much.


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Robocop was Verhoeven's brilliantly satirical film. If Starship Troopers satirizes anything, its over the top goofy war movies.
Eh.... Well, you... kinda get it.

Here, read this. Starship Troopers was just as brilliant as Robocop, and that article will help you come to see why.


 

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Agreed with Le Blanc here. Never read the book but thought the movie was decent enough.
That's the trick. You have to be able to divorce the book from the movies and judge the movies on their own merits.