How bout this for a weiner?
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Dark One,
Posted on: 2012-04-14 09:19 in Comic and Hero-Villain Culture
If it was "only in America" it would be a cocktail frank stuffed in a beef hotdog stuffed in a kielbasa stuffed in bratwurst wrapped in bacon dipped in cheese and then deep fried.
That $69 footlong hotdog is merely a way for a upscale city dwelling foodie to pretend to be Joe Sixpack. It's just like the $100+ Wagyu burger.
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That just sounds nasty and I like hot dogs.
"It definitely will be the most delicious hot dog ever."
Wrong. There is a distinct lack of chili and cheese.
Goodbye, I guess.
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I was into Haute dogs when it was cool.
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Beef frank, chili, chedder and ranch.
Dang, now I have a craving.
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Beef frank, chili, chedder and ranch.
Dang, now I have a craving. |
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Originally Posted by Lord_Nightblade
"It definitely will be the most delicious hot dog ever."
Wrong. There is a distinct lack of chili and cheese. |
Or this.
..now, you see, this is why I can't live in America any more. Delishus stadium fudz cunningly disguised as healthy salad by the addition of lettuce.
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The only thing that sounded good about it was the pretzel bread bun. Give me a regular chili cheese dog in a pretzel bread bun and I'd be in heaven.
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Meh, I live near the Original Nathans in Coney Island.
F that baloney dog.
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Man, I don't know if they're the same, but the Nathans dogs one gets at the grocery are some of the worst hot dogs I've ever had.
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Originally Posted by DMystic
Meh, I live near the Original Nathans in Coney Island.
F that baloney dog. |
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Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
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I'm partial to bacon wrapped hot dogs topped with grilled sauerkraut, onions, and green peppers. Top it off with some cream cheese and that's good eatin'. I've had a fifty dollar hot dog with Kobe beef. Just seemed like a perfectly good waste of Kobe to me. Thankfully, I didn't pay for it. I'm wondering if Cher really had the 69 dollar dog would she really wish she could turn back time?
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They're not the same.
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Originally Posted by Tenzhi
Man, I don't know if they're the same, but the Nathans dogs one gets at the grocery are some of the worst hot dogs I've ever had.
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DreamWeaver, your grasp of social psychology and unbelieveably tasty looking tube steak is laudable. Kudos sir, Kudos!
(That picture is why I can live ONLY in America!!)
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anyone ever put cole slaw on their chili cheese dogs? I have.....mighty tasty....
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DreamWeaver, your grasp of social psychology and unbelieveably tasty looking tube steak is laudable. Kudos sir, Kudos!
(That picture is why I can live ONLY in America!!) |
Nor am I a Sir. :P
Is it time for the dance of joy yet?
Whoops, my apologies re: gender, bad assumption. Nevertheless, Kudos! 
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No. And I never will. Cole slaw is a vile substance that makes me retch. |
Originally Posted by Sevenpenny
anyone ever put cole slaw on their chili cheese dogs? I have.....mighty tasty....
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Sauerkraut, on the other hand...
Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound
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Same basic vegetable base, just different forms. |
Originally Posted by Tenzhi
No. And I never will. Cole slaw is a vile substance that makes me retch.
Sauerkraut, on the other hand... |
Cabbage is only acceptable when it's within an eggroll.
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It's not the vegetables that make me retch. It's the mayonnaise/dressing. Adding mayonnaise is about the fastest way to make any food inedible.
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Originally Posted by Dark One
Same basic vegetable base, just different forms.
Cabbage is only acceptable when it's within an eggroll. |
Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound
A bratwurst is not a hot dog...
Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound
Only in America.....
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Time Jesum Transeuntum Et Non Riverentum - Nick Cave
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