An Ode to Double XP Weekend
By
2short2care,
Posted on: 2012-03-15 23:37 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
*spit-take*
Duuuuuuuuude. I'm not supposed to be laughing like this (or reading forums for that matter 
) at work!
Final Straw, DM/Regen Scrapper
Solari, Fire/Fire Blaster
Real Americana, MA/SR Scrapper
Task Force Timmy, Grav/Rad Controller
Astral Paragon, Spines/Regen Scrapper
Mr Drama King, Katana/Regen Scrapper
Psi-Stunner, Psi/Mental Blaster
OMG! I nearly spewed all my DD coffee on my monitor. This is freaking funny! Thanks. (beings wiping monitor.)
Current active characters: Dragon Maiden (50+3 Brute SS/WP/PM), Black Widow Maiden (50+1 Night Widow), Catayclasmic Ariel (50 lvl Defender - Kin/DP), Quantumshock (50 lvl Elect/Energy/Energy), American's Defender (38 lvl Tanker - SD/Mace), Spider-Maiden (15 lvl Corruptor - RB/PD) & Siren Shrike (15 lvl Defender - Sonic/Sonic). My entire stable.
Seriously though, nice one.
This is so awesome that it actually justifies the existence of the original song.
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/em slowclap
Well done!
@Glass Goblin - Writer, brainstormer, storyteller, hero
Though nothing will drive them away
We can beat them, just for one day
We can be heroes, just for one day
Masterful... and you even did the rap!
Agua Man lvl 48 Water/Electric Blaster
"To die hating NCSoft for shutting down City of Heroes, that was Freedom."
<3
Yussssssss! You made the greatest song in the history of great songs around 20times cooler!
@War-Nugget
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@Roderick
Hats off to you, sir. 
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@MissKyo, Leader of the Teamsters coalition on Protector
Feeling a little out of the loop. What song is this a parody of?
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Originally Posted by Void_Huntress
Feeling a little out of the loop. What song is this a parody of?
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@Roderick
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Contrary to popular opinion on Miss Black's song, I like it.
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Originally Posted by Roderick
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Current active characters: Dragon Maiden (50+3 Brute SS/WP/PM), Black Widow Maiden (50+1 Night Widow), Catayclasmic Ariel (50 lvl Defender - Kin/DP), Quantumshock (50 lvl Elect/Energy/Energy), American's Defender (38 lvl Tanker - SD/Mace), Spider-Maiden (15 lvl Corruptor - RB/PD) & Siren Shrike (15 lvl Defender - Sonic/Sonic). My entire stable.
WOW! Two thumbs up.
Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!
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Contrary to popular opinion on Miss Black's song, I like it.
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Agreed. Like they used to say on American Bandstand, it's got a beat and you can dance to it.
Also, I just like light-hearted, fun tunes that take me away from the drudgery of Real Life (TM)(Pat. Pending)
Final Straw, DM/Regen Scrapper
Solari, Fire/Fire Blaster
Real Americana, MA/SR Scrapper
Task Force Timmy, Grav/Rad Controller
Astral Paragon, Spines/Regen Scrapper
Mr Drama King, Katana/Regen Scrapper
Psi-Stunner, Psi/Mental Blaster
haha nice
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Haha, well done! I must ask though.. how many times did you subject yourself to that song to write a proper parody?! o_O
[edit]: The "Where is the Bus" line? Took me a second, but that made me lose it!
-STEELE =)
Allied to all sides so that no matter what, I'll come out on top!
Oh, and Crimson demands you play this arc-> Twisted Knives (MA Arc #397769)
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Originally Posted by EmperorSteele
Haha, well done! I must ask though.. how many times did you subject yourself to that song to write a proper parody?! o_O
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@Roderick
Well done, that's dang funny.
Blue
American Steele: 50 BS/Inv
Nightfall: 50 DDD
Sable Slayer: 50 DM/Rgn
Fortune's Shadow: 50 Dark/Psi
WinterStrike: 47 Ice/Dev
Quantum Well: 43 Inv/EM
Twilit Destiny: 43 MA/DA
Red
Shadowslip: 50 DDC
Final Rest: 50 MA/Rgn
Abyssal Frost: 50 Ice/Dark
Golden Ember: 50 SM/FA
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Originally Posted by Roderick
Would you believe that it wasn't even once? I copied the lyrics from a lyrics website to a text editor, and spent a bit over an hour tweaking them.
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Maestro Mavius - Infinity
Capt. Biohazrd - PCSAR
Talsor Tech - Talsorian Guard
Keep Calm & Chive On!
oh god...her voice is in my head HER VOICE IS IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Full-screen shot of a clock switching from 6:59 to 7:00. An alarm starts to beep as the camera pulls back revealing an empty bed with the covers thrown back.
Scene changes to a desk with a computer on it. A girl sits at the desk. As the camera zooms in towards the computer, Penelope Yin turns around, and the camera focuses on her.
7am, and I'm up, already farming.
Gotta go hunt, gotta kill lotsa Skuls.
Gotta have Red Bull, gotta have Cheetos.
Seeking a team, XP is flowing.
Ticking on and on, everybodys leveling.
Gotta get down to the bus stop...
Where is the bus?
I see my friends...
Killing lotsa Rikti,
Grinding lotsa Dreck's Freaks.
Gotta make my mind up,
Which farm can I take?
Its Friday, Friday,
Double XP on Friday.
Everybodys power leveling all weekend, weekend.
Friday, Friday,
Double XP on Friday.
Everybodys power leveling all weekend.
Task Forces, Task Forces (Yeah)
Story Arcs, Story Arcs (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun.
Looking forward to the weekend.
7:45, Synapse Task Force in Skyway.
Clockwork don't last, watch that XP fly.
Fun, fun, think about fun.
You know what it is.
I blast this, you scrap that,
My tank is by my right.
I nuke these, you buff them,
Now you know it...
Killing lotsa Rikta,
Grinding lotsa Dreck's Freaks.
Gotta make my mind up,
Which farm can I take?
Its Friday, Friday,
Double XP on Friday.
Everybodys power leveling all weekend, weekend.
Friday, Friday,
Double XP on Friday.
Everybodys power leveling all weekend.
Task Forces, Task Forces (Yeah)
Story Arcs, Story Arcs (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun.
Power leveling all weekend.
Regular XP Thursday, Thursday.
Double XP Friday, Friday.
We-we-we so excited.
We so excited.
We want a Big Red Ball today.
More XP Saturday.
And Sunday has some more.
I dont want this weekend to end.
Cut to a red car bouncing down the highway on hydraulics. Zoom in on Crimson driving the car. As the camera gets close, he turns to it.
P. Y., Penelope Yin.
Killin' all the Rikti.
And alla Dreck's Freaks.
Im drivin, cruisin,
Fast XP, double XP.
With a tank up on my side,
Passin by is a blaster in front of me,
Pops Boost Range, Build Up, makes it FREEM!
Check my time, its Friday, Double XP Weekend.
We gonna have fun, cmon, cmon, yall.
Camera cuts back to Penelope.
Its Friday, Friday,
Double XP on Friday.
Everybodys power leveling all weekend, weekend.
Friday, Friday,
Double XP on Friday.
Everybodys power leveling all weekend.
Task Forces, Task Forces (Yeah)
Story Arcs, Story Arcs (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun.
Power leveling all weekend.
Its Friday, Friday,
Double XP on Friday.
Everybodys power leveling all weekend, weekend.
Friday, Friday,
Double XP on Friday.
Everybodys power leveling all weekend.
Task Forces, Task Forces (Yeah)
Story Arcs, Story Arcs (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun.
Power leveling all weekend
@Roderick