You've Got to Be Kidding Me


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So, I have... just now... signed on for the first time since Saturday night..

The reason for this is a simple one... Hurricane Irene... she came uninvited to my home and knocked out power from 2:30 PM Sunday to 11:30 AM Wednesday.... wait... is it Wednesday? Yeah... pretty sure it is... lost track of time what with no electricity... clocks... television... computer.... spreadsheets...

::shudders::

Anyway... as soon as that 69th hour passed and the power came back on... I rushed straightaway to my computer to access the barely-remembered internet and see what wonderful news the CoH website held regarding Freedom! I floated as if upon wings of purest joy... my fingers tapping on the keyboard was the sound of cherubs singing praises... and then I read...

We interupt this story to go to on a brief flashback... some of you might experience some vertigo or motion sickness as the hazy wavy image distortions appear at the edge of your vision... the flashback incorporates my last iteration of my tournament in which I adopted one of the game's features as my core concept for the new tournament.

The core concept in question was... of course... level pacting.

Fast forward to the present where I sit staring at my computer, willing my frozen and stuttering brain to comprehend the fact that level pacting will not function for new characters once Freedom goes live.

I think I'm going to put this all down to my mind snapping. It is my sincere belief that none of this is real and that nearly three days without access to spreadsheets or computer has driven me temporarily over the edge into full-blown insanity. This is all one big hallucination because the alternative is too horrible to consider.

The alternative being: The devs have finally had enough of me poking fun at them and their game and this is how they're going to punish me directly.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Ooh.. That's right I guess this does break your entire tournament doesn't it.


 

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Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
The alternative being: The devs have finally had enough of me poking fun at them and their game and this is how they're going to punish me directly.
Hate is just the flip-side of love. They only punish you because they care about you so deeply.


 

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You'll have however long the headstart is to make new level pacts in issue 21.


 

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Steelclaw, do note that level pacts will continue to work; the caveat is you cannot make new ones.

Take a breath. Surely you can add in a clause to your tournament stating that characters are not rendered invalid if the game mechanics are cut off. It's not for long, and already-pacted characters will be fine.


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Originally Posted by Golden_Avariel View Post
You'll have however long the headstart is to make new level pacts in issue 21.
This.

Don't you remake them all fairly soon after a new issue hits? You'll have at least a couple weeks, maybe a month, to get them all set up. Of course, if it's not fixed by I22...


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Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
It is my sincere belief that none of this is real and that nearly three days without access to spreadsheets or computer has driven me temporarily over the edge into full-blown insanity.
Was it really all that far of a drive to full-blown insanity?
I thought that would have been more like a saunter across the street for you.

You know I'm kidding.

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Hate is just the flip-side of love. They only punish you because they care about you so deeply.
You only hurt the ones you love? I guess that means they REALLY love Steelclaw.
Or, they just wanted to add to his enjoyment of creating new rules for his tournament.

I'd say that Zwillinger had something to do with it in either case.


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Gather your strength, summon your reserves and make a new spreadsheet.

Redesign the tournament so that it does not use level pacts.

I do not think they will be coming back anytime in the near to distant future.

We.. the ones who enjoy your lists and your presense on the forums would be disappointed if this causes you to stop posting and all that.

Soo buck up young Steelclaw..

Put together some new spreadsheets to both amaze us and cause us to really consider how close to insanity you are!


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I'm picturing Dexter just standing there, shaking the broken light bulb. A light bulb with City of Heroes tournament written on it. That same look.


 

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Like Robinson Crusoe! It's primitive as can be!


 

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That's thread "Little Buddy".



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If temporary changes to this game due to coding issues have this kind of impact on you I think it'd be best if you took a break and just chilled out. It's a game, y'know, so if it stresses you out it's worthless.


 

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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a big ol' twit
Who lost power for three whole days
And came back in a snit

For fate had dealt him a telling blow
A one-hit sure defeat
His tourney he must now re-name:
Start, Delete and Repeat
Delete and Repeat

The sign-on screen it told the news
That one big awful fact
Though Freedom it would soon go live
They'd killed the level pact
They'd killed the level pact

The Tournament it now must face a nigh uncertain fate...
Cry **********!
And ******** too!
Take your level pact and go *****!
I feel regret...
My tourney gets a new reset!
This may take a while!



But I'm not bitter.

The way I see it... I can stay with the level pact system and simply create a HUGE number of pacted characters to hold in reserve and hope that I am not all the way through them before the Devs finally figure out how to fix the problem...

Or... I can just scrap the level pacting altogether and re-write all the rules of the tournament... the advantage to this being I won't have to restart the tournament if the Devs CAN'T fix the level pact bug and I'll also be able to use new power sets soon after they are available instead of having all my characters written in stone.

Decisions... decisions...


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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What ruins it for me is I had just talked a friend who has virtually no time for gaming (especially a subscription based MMO) into joining CoH post-Freedom with the fact that it has the two things he'd need.

1) No subscription
2) Level Pacts

Bummer for me


 

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Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
The alternative being: The devs have finally had enough of me poking fun at them and their game and this is how they're going to punish me directly.
I would like to answer this two ways, firstly in my normal voice, then in a sort of high-pitched, nasal whine . . .


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Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
But I'm not bitter.

The way I see it... I can stay with the level pact system and simply create a HUGE number of pacted characters to hold in reserve and hope that I am not all the way through them before the Devs finally figure out how to fix the problem...

Or... I can just scrap the level pacting altogether and re-write all the rules of the tournament... the advantage to this being I won't have to restart the tournament if the Devs CAN'T fix the level pact bug and I'll also be able to use new power sets soon after they are available instead of having all my characters written in stone.

Decisions... decisions...
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Oh man...


If you restructure things to NOT include Level Pacts... Would the (hypothetical) reintroduction of Level Pacts force a restart as well?

And this is indeed all hallucinatory illusions, Steelclaw...
Please send all of your money to Electric-Knight in order to reenter reality (where the CoH developers work within the rules of your existing tournament!).


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Oh man...


If you restructure things to NOT include Level Pacts... Would the (hypothetical) reintroduction of Level Pacts force a restart as well?
Why that's just preposter.... I mean the very idea.... Wait a second... that might actually happen...

::considers it... then does a fairly apt recreation of the exploding storm-master scene from Big Trouble in Little China::


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Reality pffft what's that.


Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!

 

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Reality pffft what's that.
It surrounds you. You breathe it. It sustains you.

And yet, here you are ignoring it.


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