Welcome to Short Attention Span Theater
By
2short2care,
Posted on: 2011-06-14 15:04 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
tl;dr 
(Funny stuff, sir. 
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Main Hero: Chad Gulzow-Man (Victory) 50, 1396 Badges
Main Villain: Evil Gulzow-Man (Victory) 50, 1193 Badges
Mission Architect arcs: Doctor Brainstorm's An Experiment Gone Awry, Arc ID 2093
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Originally Posted by Nethergoat
it's NEVER too late to pad your /ignore list!
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HA! funny
Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!
Excellent thr... err, what were we talking about again??? 
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I've been rich, and I've been poor. Rich is definitely better.
Light is faster than sound - that's why some people look smart until they speak.
For every seller who leaves the market dirty stinkin' rich,
there's a buyer who leaves the market dirty stinkin' IOed. - Obitus.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* Scirocco: It's not really nercrophelia if the dead chick can still walk and talk is it? Is it? Oh, come on guys...
* Scirocco's original name was Imad... after his emo conversion he has legally changed it to Isad. |
I think you're spot on about Statesman and Recluse, too.
@Brightfires - @Talisander
That chick what plays the bird-things...
My personal favorites:
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* That guy's so Narcissistic he's dating Mirror Spirit.
* Turn Down Girl talking to Freakshow: Vibrate, hydraulics and pneumatics you say? I have something at home that does the same thing and I never have to tell it to shut the hell up. * Rikti leaving Pocket D... "Turn Down Girl: Canine: Female" |
Final Straw, DM/Regen Scrapper
Solari, Fire/Fire Blaster
Real Americana, MA/SR Scrapper
Task Force Timmy, Grav/Rad Controller
Astral Paragon, Spines/Regen Scrapper
Mr Drama King, Katana/Regen Scrapper
Psi-Stunner, Psi/Mental Blaster
M.A.G.I Vaults ... the original "No Deposit, No Loss!" storage system.
Azuria ... secretly on Arachnos' payroll since 2002.
Ghost Widow ... "You can't touch this. No really ..."
Before last night's BAF pickup league:
Leaguer #1: So what's the plan?
Me: We walk in there. We steal everyone's lunch money. Then we blame the whole thing on Statesman.
Leaguer #2: Why are we blaming Statesman?
Me: Hello ... *Villain* ...
Leaguer #1: I like this plan.
It's the end. But the moment has been prepared for ...
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i laughed out loud. Thank you.
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Originally Posted by Redlynne
Leaguer #1: So what's the plan?
Me: We walk in there. We steal everyone's lunch money. Then we blame the whole thing on Statesman. Leaguer #2: Why are we blaming Statesman? Me: Hello ... *Villain* ... Leaguer #1: I like this plan. |
Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
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Holy crap, I never made the connection until now! Now I need an amusing and meme-worthy image. Hmmm...
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* Scirocco's original name was Imad... after his emo conversion he has legally changed it to Isad.
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Total aside... not sure where this one came from but it amused me when I thought of it..
Boy: Father O'Reilly... I have a question...
Father O'Reilly: What is it, my son?
Boy: Is it true that if I even THINK about lying... it's still a sin?
O'Reilly: Yes, my son... the holy church teaches that the thought is as strong as the deed... if you think of comitting a sin.. you have, in fact, already sinned...
Boy: So... if I think about sinning... then actually go through with it... I've really sinned twice...
O'Reilly: I'm afraid so, my child...
Boy: Hmmm... a sin within a sin... Sinception.
O'Reilly: (after a long pause) Yer goin' to a fiery place fer that one boy-o.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
Erh? .... i got to Oddments before my attention was taken away by a snai....ooo feather
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Originally Posted by Redlynne
Before last night's BAF pickup league:
Leaguer #1: So what's the plan? Me: We walk in there. We steal everyone's lunch money. Then we blame the whole thing on Statesman. Leaguer #2: Why are we blaming Statesman? Me: Hello ... *Villain* ... Leaguer #1: I like this plan. |
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Total aside... not sure where this one came from but it amused me when I thought of it..
Boy: Father O'Reilly... I have a question... Father O'Reilly: What is it, my son? Boy: Is it true that if I even THINK about lying... it's still a sin? O'Reilly: Yes, my son... the holy church teaches that the thought is as strong as the deed... if you think of comitting a sin.. you have, in fact, already sinned... Boy: So... if I think about sinning... then actually go through with it... I've really sinned twice... O'Reilly: I'm afraid so, my child... Boy: Hmmm... a sin within a sin... Sinception. O'Reilly: (after a long pause) Yer goin' to a fiery place fer that one boy-o. |
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Originally Posted by Zwillinger
GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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Originally Posted by Captain_Photon
NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.
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Why can't people understand
I've got a short attention span
short
attention
span
thank you, good night
@SPTrashcan
Avatar by Toxic_Shia
Why MA ratings should be changed from stars to "like" or "dislike"
A better algorithm for ordering MA arcs
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Dropping the participants in water snaps 'em right out. Where do you think full immersion baptism came from? |
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Boy: Hmmm... a sin within a sin... Sinception.
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"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"
"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."
Poor Scirocco! I think I pulled a grin-muscle, Steelclaw.
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Best one of the thread.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* I was thinking of making up a Fusionette Task Force but honestly it was just 10 missions of "rescue Fusionette from..." before you put her out of your misery by killing her yourself in the last mission. Let's face it... if ever there was a legitimate reason for switching from hero towards villain it's her. |
Blazara Aura LVL 50 Fire/Psi Dom (with 125% recharge)
Flameboxer Aura LVL 50 SS/Fire Brute
Ice 'Em Aura LVL 50 Ice Tank
Darq Widow Fortune LVL 50 Fortunata (200% rech/Night Widow 192.5% rech)--thanks issue 19!
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Followed quickly by the sequel-|
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* I was thinking of making up a Fusionette Task Force but honestly it was just 10 missions of "rescue Fusionette from..." before you put her out of your misery by killing her yourself in the last mission. Let's face it... if ever there was a legitimate reason for switching from hero towards villain it's her. |
Kill Hardcase..OVER AND OVER AND OVER... then Rescue him from death...JUST SO YOU CAN KILL HIM!!
"Well, there's going to be some light music and a short note of apology saying, 'The universe ended last week, we're really sorry, we don't know what you're doing here, didn't you get the message?'"- Steve Moffat
*Man walks into thread and laughs his **** off.
*Wile laughing man spills soda on keyboard.
*Man swears loudly
*Man is thankful for a liquid proof keyboard.
*Man swears loudly again realizing that he must now dismantle keyboard to clean the sticky off.
Captain Den'Rath 53* Merk/Traps MM, Rivona 50Energy Blast/Time Cor,Victoria Von Heilwig 53* Dual Pistols/Traps Cor, Crab Spider Webguard 53* SOA, Accela 53* Bot/FF MM,Valkyrie's Executor 53* Broadsword/Shield Def Scrap. On FREEDOM! @Knight Of Bronze
"Hypocrisy, the human inherent." "Let not this work be wasted, apply yourself always."
Oddments that just sort of drift past my consciousness as I sit here.
Grab bag... you get what you pay for...
* Say, all you PPD guys... standing around Atlas Park during my Mayhem mission... thanks for not heading right for the bank being robbed or anything...
* PPD: Itteh Bitteh Protect Da Citeh Committeh
* Manticore & Sister Psyche: Secret to a happy marriage? 24/7 in different city zones.
* The Zig: Nation's most successful Open Door Policy.
* Nemesis: They see me plottin'... they hatin'...
* (same song... picture a blinged out Red Cap singing the song) Red Cap: You say you wonder... what's under.... my red cap well my afro it's so big and curly... look at me I'm short and surly... can't believe I'm short and surly...
* We would like to take this moment to give thanks to the tireless, anonymous NPC heroes who were forced to run that mission you just autocompleted.
* Ustream: Because the other vowels just didn't have that "star" quality.
* Tonight on Versus... Steelclaw versus Turn Down Girl
* That guy's so Narcissistic he's dating Mirror Spirit.
* Sappers: Only guys in the world who NEVER fall asleep first.
* Turn Down Girl talking to Freakshow: Vibrate, hydraulics and pneumatics you say? I have something at home that does the same thing and I never have to tell it to shut the hell up.
* Rikti leaving Pocket D... "Turn Down Girl: Canine: Female"
* The Real Reason Statesman Hates Recluse: Helmet envy.
* Scirocco: It's not really nercrophelia if the dead chick can still walk and talk is it? Is it? Oh, come on guys...
* Scirocco's original name was Imad... after his emo conversion he has legally changed it to Isad.
* I was thinking of making up a Fusionette Task Force but honestly it was just 10 missions of "rescue Fusionette from..." before you put her out of your misery by killing her yourself in the last mission. Let's face it... if ever there was a legitimate reason for switching from hero towards villain it's her.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw