NBC Rejects David Kelley's Wonder Woman


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Ack.. the Bionic Woman was unlucky... it didnt get into its stride and then the writers strike killed it... hated the first episode but I thought it improved and had hopes for it..
Best thing about Bionic Woman was MM's synopsis afterwards. He (or she as the case may be) needs to find another show to snark on in a similar vein.



 

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WOOHOOO!!!!

I am VERY glad that NBC rejected it. I REALLY hope every place that Kelly shops it to, also rejects it.

This was NOT Wonder Woman. It was just some generic female superhero type, stealing the WW costume and name. If it had gone with an original costume and dropped the WW style origin I would have been interested in seeing it. But they were trying to pass it off as the DC Wonder Woman which it was NOT, no matter what they and DC might have said.

As it happens one of the people tapped to be in a test screening also runs a podcast, and dedicated it to a spoileriffic review of the pilot. And the general gist was that it sucked, big time.


 

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Test audiences can ruin a film or tv show. It could be that the test audience is *really* *really* *really* unfamiliar with Wonder Woman and don't know how to wrap their minds around the day of a female super hero.
Or... it could have just really, really sucked. I love Wonder Woman, and the premise sounded absolutely horrible to me.


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Or... it could have just really, really sucked. I love Wonder Woman, and the premise sounded absolutely horrible to me.
Considering the relative crap most network-based TV is now-a-days any pilot would have to be fairly bad to not even make it far enough to get aired before it got cancelled. Still, I'm now left wondering how many more decades it'll be before someone gets this close again to making a new Wonder Woman series.


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Let's just give a couple hundred million dollars to Joss Whedon and Gail Simone for a WW movie.


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Let's just give a couple hundred million dollars to Joss Whedon and Gail Simone for a WW movie.
I'm all for that scenario. Thing is people have been talking about hypotheticals like this for years and now as of today we're pretty much back to square one with -any- live action attempt.


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I'm all for that scenario. Thing is people have been talking about hypotheticals like this for years and now as of today we're pretty much back to square one with -any- live action attempt.
Wasn't Whedon working on a WW movie but he left it because they were wanting to force ****** concepts like the ones included in this series on him or something?


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I'm still waiting for Ow, My Balls!
Idiocracy implied it was going to take several hundred years for society to get dumb enough to produce TV shows like that.
But with the way things are going I figure we'll get there in a matter of months at this point.
I'll just leave this here from 2006ish....the Japanese always on the cutting edge...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5PS8zHBbxg

I am glad its canned though, better nothing than something so far off base as to be counterproductive for interest in the character


 

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Considering the relative crap most network-based TV is now-a-days any pilot would have to be fairly bad to not even make it far enough to get aired before it got cancelled. Still, I'm now left wondering how many more decades it'll be before someone gets this close again to making a new Wonder Woman series.
A bad Wonder Woman would have been much worse for the brand than no Wonder Woman.

Hopefully someone smart at Warner Bros. will take a good hard look at the Thor movie and realize that the same story could have essentially be told about Wonder Woman.


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I am glad its canned though, better nothing than something so far off base as to be counterproductive for interest in the character
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A bad Wonder Woman would have been much worse for the brand than no Wonder Woman.
Actually I still disagree with the "we're better off it didn't happen" theory.

Consider the history involved: People had be trying to get a Wonder Woman TV show made for years through the 1960s and early 70s. The very first live action Wonder Woman that finally managed to get made was the very cheesy Cathy Lee Crosby version in 1974. Despite that being a horrible version of the character it directly generated enough interest in the idea to finally get us the Lynda Carter Wonder Woman shows of 1975-79.

I contend that even though Cathy Lee Crosby's Wonder Woman was horrible it served a valuable purpose at the time to lead to something better. I feel that even if this 2011 David Kelley show had turned out to be horrible it would have at least primed the pump again to have a better chance to get a GOOD Wonder Woman show made in the relative near future. With the news that this series was easily discarded before it got a real chance I figure our collective chances for a good show in the next 5 to 10 years is now virtually nil. *shrugs*


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Actually I still disagree with the "we're better off it didn't happen" theory.

Consider the history involved: People had be trying to get a Wonder Woman TV show made for years through the 1960s and early 70s. The very first live action Wonder Woman that finally managed to get made was the very cheesy Cathy Lee Crosby version in 1974. Despite that being a horrible version of the character it directly generated enough interest in the idea to finally get us the Lynda Carter Wonder Woman shows of 1975-79.

I contend that even though Cathy Lee Crosby's Wonder Woman was horrible it served a valuable purpose at the time to lead to something better. I feel that even if this 2011 David Kelley show had turned out to be horrible it would have at least primed the pump again to have a better chance to get a GOOD Wonder Woman show made in the relative near future. With the news that this series was easily discarded before it got a real chance I figure our collective chances for a good show in the next 5 to 10 years is now virtually nil. *shrugs*
It's not really that so much as the concept was terrible. I think there's more to back up the "it's better it never happened" theory because at least Wonder Woman won't be tainted by bad memories of this show. People who are relatively unfamiliar with the character would have tuned in and wrote the character off because they'd look at it and go, "That's Wonder Woman? I'll pass." and do so in addition to the fans who'd already do the same.


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I'm very disappointed... mainly because I made a parody twitter account in advance and have been enjoying writing for it. @WonderMcWoman Now I may have to drop it, or at least change the name.


 

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What we need is something so bizarre and so extreme that watching it would be like getting a left jab to the face by a heavy weight boxer.

I'm talking about a reality show about a group of normal everyday people who think they are super heroes and dress up in spandex (yes, even the fat guy!) and go out and stop crime... REAL crime.

Or at least they make the attempt, and I expect them to fail.... often.

Like a psychotic twilight zone version of Cops, only things go horribly bad a lot. People would be glued to their TVs in shock horror!

Imagine:
"Commander Elmer busts in on a 7-11 holdup, throws a ball of elmers glue at the thug with an actual handgun and some snappers on the gound for sound effects. A few seconds goes by as the stupefied thug takes in the surreal situation then blasts Commander Elmer away.... we segway to a commercial while everyone at home is stunned and mortified that that just happened.

When the show returns after the commercial break we see him being rushed to the hospital and we learn that he only barely survived because he was wearing a kevlar shirt under his tights... still though. The next few episodes deal with his physical therapy sessions and learning how to not drool when eating."

Make it happen!


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It's not really that so much as the concept was terrible. I think there's more to back up the "it's better it never happened" theory because at least Wonder Woman won't be tainted by bad memories of this show. People who are relatively unfamiliar with the character would have tuned in and wrote the character off because they'd look at it and go, "That's Wonder Woman? I'll pass." and do so in addition to the fans who'd already do the same.
Let's face it: Wonder Woman on TV has never had a completely flawless legacy. People who are old enough remember the absolute abomination the Cathy Lee Crosby Wonder Woman was. Ironically the David Kelley pilot, with all its apparent faults, was actually shaping up to easily be 10x BETTER than that joke of a show was which actually got on TV somehow. Ultimately everything is relative. If we were honest with ourselves we'd admit that even the Lydna Carter Wonder Woman was fairly silly.

Also remember that everyone here is merely ASSUMING that the Kelley show would have instantly crashed and burned. True there was a lot of evidence to suggest that's what would have happened. But we'll honestly NEVER know if that was going to come to pass or not. Heck, I predicted Smallville wouldn't last a full season because I thought it totally sucked at the time. Go figure. *shrugs*

Again I'll ascribe to the idea that even in 2011 "bad publicity is still good publicity". Or at least would have been at any rate.


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Let's face it: Wonder Woman on TV has never had a completely flawless legacy. People who are old enough remember the absolute abomination the Cathy Lee Crosby Wonder Woman was. Ironically the David Kelley pilot, with all its apparent faults, was actually shaping up to easily be 10x BETTER than that joke of a show was which actually got on TV somehow. Ultimately everything is relative. If we were honest with ourselves we'd admit that even the Lydna Carter Wonder Woman was fairly silly.

Also remember that everyone here is merely ASSUMING that the Kelley show would have instantly crashed and burned. True there was a lot of evidence to suggest that's what would have happened. But we'll honestly NEVER know if that was going to come to pass or not. Heck, I predicted Smallville wouldn't last a full season because I thought it totally sucked at the time. Go figure. *shrugs*

Again I'll ascribe to the idea that even in 2011 "bad publicity is still good publicity". Or at least would have been at any rate.
But it kind of already did. I mean apparently it was so bad it didn't just crash and burn, it exploded on the runway.


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Actually I still disagree with the "we're better off it didn't happen" theory.

Consider the history involved: People had be trying to get a Wonder Woman TV show made for years through the 1960s and early 70s. The very first live action Wonder Woman that finally managed to get made was the very cheesy Cathy Lee Crosby version in 1974. Despite that being a horrible version of the character it directly generated enough interest in the idea to finally get us the Lynda Carter Wonder Woman shows of 1975-79.

I contend that even though Cathy Lee Crosby's Wonder Woman was horrible it served a valuable purpose at the time to lead to something better. I feel that even if this 2011 David Kelley show had turned out to be horrible it would have at least primed the pump again to have a better chance to get a GOOD Wonder Woman show made in the relative near future. With the news that this series was easily discarded before it got a real chance I figure our collective chances for a good show in the next 5 to 10 years is now virtually nil. *shrugs*
I understand and agree with the idea, as I've seen you say this in previous discussions about this stuff.
I wonder... Things are certainly different, in regards to media coverage/tv/internet/entertainment... Perhaps just having this happen and whatever buzz may take place (or already taken place) could possibly result in the same display of interest to give value to another WW project as the original Cathy Lee WW did back then.
Perhaps internet buzz and the ability to see/read/hear the interest of potential viewers could be the type of influential thing to help make a WW happen, despite this setback.
I know there's always been an internet buzz about potential WW projects, but this is a near miss and focused/concentrated collection of feedback. The suits like them sorts of things, especially when showed ot them in pretty colored charts and stuff.

In today's day and age... a terrible show could possibly kill the brand name's chance. Have we seen any tv shows air, get canceled and then have someone else bring the same trademark to someone else to reinvent a different take on the same IP?

Hopeful thinking maybe... But it makes some sense to me. Not that it'll surely happen... just that what was true back then may not hold true today.
Through the world-wide accessible interactive media we have today, this may have created a larger buzz and generated more feedback than any canceled tv show in the 70s. And, in today's market, a TM'd character may not be coveted after it already aired and failed.


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But it kind of already did. I mean apparently it was so bad it didn't just crash and burn, it exploded on the runway.
A handful of corporate suits made a decision to kill the show in its crib. It's actually relatively hard to automatically assume that means that the millions of people who watch NBC shows would have agreed with them. *shrugs*

While it was likely most "comic book geeks" would have hated Kelley's show it still -might- have found enough of an audience of "normal" people regardless. And that popularity -might- have encouraged a better future show or movie. Without a series on the air, even a bad one, we are in the same stagnate boat we've been in for decades. Even a bad show would have overcome the "mindset inertia" and gotten things looking better for a better future for this character.

Maybe the "controversy" over this failure will be enough to accomplish the same effect. I'm simply doubting it at this point.


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A handful of corporate suits made a decision to kill the show in its crib. It's actually relatively hard to automatically assume that means that the millions of people who watch NBC shows would have agreed with them. *shrugs*

While it was likely most "comic book geeks" would have hated Kelley's show it still -might- have found enough of an audience of "normal" people regardless. And that popularity -might- have encouraged a better future show or movie. Without a series on the air, even a bad one, we are in the same stagnate boat we've been in for decades. Even a bad show would have overcome the "mindset inertia" and gotten things looking better for a better future for this character.

Maybe the "controversy" over this failure will be enough to accomplish the same effect. I'm simply doubting it at this point.
Well if the corporate suits can sell the garbage that's on now and decide that this take on Wonder Woman isn't worth the time, that could tell you something.

And the only way this would have been a positive if it was, well, actually good. If it was going to be as terrible as all the buzz and inside info indicated, then it would have added a negative connotation to the property in the public eye and create another roadblock for future projects.


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Well if the corporate suits can sell the garbage that's on now and decide that this take on Wonder Woman isn't worth the time, that could tell you something.
It only tells me what we've known all along: the suits really don't have any better clue about these things than we do.

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And the only way this would have been a positive if it was, well, actually good. If it was going to be as terrible as all the buzz and inside info indicated, then it would have added a negative connotation to the property in the public eye and create another roadblock for future projects.
My point about Cathy Lee Crosby's Wonder Woman leading to the Lydna Carter series pretty much already discredited this line of thinking. I don't know if you've ever had the "joy" of seeing Crosby's Wonder Woman...



but if you had then you would know that following your logic it would've taken at least 100 years before anyone would have given the Lynda Carter show a chance. Crosby's WW was truly that god-awful horrible - trust me. Contrary to your conclusion we saw the 1974 abomination that was many times worst than Kelley's pilot lead to a multi-year WW series the very next year.

Basically there is no way you're going to be able to convince me that not having a series on the air is a -good- thing for the future of the character no matter how bad it would've been. Wonder Woman has already weathered an absolute crap version on TV and lived to tell the tale. I promise you Kelley's version would have been near-perfection by comparison.


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Let's face it: Wonder Woman on TV has never had a completely flawless legacy.
Wonder Woman never had a completely flawless legacy in the comics, yet there's obviously much potential to the character, who's sufficiently mutable to survive in contemporary culture, unlike her contemporaries such as Phantom Lady, Lady Luck, and the Woman in Red.

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People who are old enough remember the absolute abomination the Cathy Lee Crosby Wonder Woman was.
The Crosby TV movie shows up from time to time, but it's not an abomination like Legends of the Superheroes so much as incredibly dull. One could argue, though, that the Crosby version's significant departures from the original concept of the original character echo in Kelley's "updating" of the character, e.g. she's a multi-millionaire corporate CEO but not like Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne, she loves girl-power pop singles but not Ally McBeal's soundtrack. Kelley's approach to adaptation (at least in the excoriated first draft) preferred introducing mundane cliches over integrating the unusual elements that make Wonder Woman iconic into something that would appeal to a contemporary audience.

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Again I'll ascribe to the idea that even in 2011 "bad publicity is still good publicity". Or at least would have been at any rate.
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My point about Cathy Lee Crosby's Wonder Woman leading to the Lydna Carter series pretty much already discredited this line of thinking.
That only works if we're saying that the Lynda Carter Wonder Woman series had anything going for it than Lynda Carter running around in a Wonder Woman costume.

Also, it seems that viewer power has shifted to the point where a single, or even several scantily clad women alone aren't enough to sustain viewership on a series. Now it's more like if you can get enough attractive dudes in a series with semi-decent writing, you've got a shot.


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