Nemesis Automatons


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Is it just me or have automatons radically decreased in quality, lately? It seems like every other one is always missing some stupid file or clicking really loudly. That probably doesn't help their one and only purpose any, either. Imagine going into work one day, and your boss is like "Hey do you have that report I wanted" ('cause I guess bosses really like reading reports) and you go "Sure thing boss ERROR FILE INVALID" and then you kill him with your weird steam musket. Wouldn't that be awkward? Being an automaton sucks.

What was I even talking about?











edit: Wait while I'm here, why do Tank Freaks leave their heads totally exposed? Hasn't anyone caught on that they can just shoot them in the head?


edit 2: Sorry I mean "arrest" them in the head


edit 3: Also, Hollow Point is a stupid fat idiot who needs to realize that if you want to "liberate" some people then you damn well better arrive on time to do it instead of someone who had to take a three hour helicopter ride just to get there.


edit 4: Oh, and not that I'm complaining, but why does blinding powder confuse enemies? What's the logic behind that? "OH GOD MY EYES, I WILL KILL EVERYONE FOR THIS"


 

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Originally Posted by ResidentBaka View Post
Is it just me or have automatons radically decreased in quality, lately? It seems like every other one is always missing some stupid file or clicking really loudly. That probably doesn't help their one and only purpose any, either. Imagine going into work one day, and your boss is like "Hey do you have that report I wanted" ('cause I guess bosses really like reading reports) and you go "Sure thing boss ERROR FILE INVALID" and then you kill him with your weird steam musket. Wouldn't that be awkward?
Sounds like a normal day at work for me. That whole "ERROR FILE INVALID" thing sounds like something some of our temps would say.


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LOL awesome post. I never understood how you can get a ghost all tangled up in in a web/plant/anything material either.


 

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LOL awesome post. I never understood how you can get a ghost all tangled up in in a web/plant/anything material either.
Easy, this is comic book land. You added an ecto-plasmic polymer to your webnade.

To the OP. You owe my workplace a new monitor for that Blinding Powder comment. I shouldn't laugh so hard before swallowing my coffee next time.


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Originally Posted by ResidentBaka View Post
Is it just me or have automatons radically decreased in quality, lately? It seems like every other one is always missing some stupid file or clicking really loudly. That probably doesn't help their one and only purpose any, either. Imagine going into work one day, and your boss is like "Hey do you have that report I wanted" ('cause I guess bosses really like reading reports) and you go "Sure thing boss ERROR FILE INVALID" and then you kill him with your weird steam musket. Wouldn't that be awkward? Being an automaton sucks.
If you think the automatons are sucking lately, then that's very good for Nemesis, since you won't be looking for the very important ones that don't have orders to act like piles of junk.


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edit 4: Oh, and not that I'm complaining, but why does blinding powder confuse enemies? What's the logic behind that? "OH GOD MY EYES, I WILL KILL EVERYONE FOR THIS"
Probably more like "OH GOD MY EYES I CANT SEE BUT I AM STILL GOING TO FIGHT" followed by a "DAMN IT MAN IT'S ME, SHOOT THE HERO NOT ME" followed by a "SHUT UP YOU LYING MURKY BLOB I KNOW YOU ARE THE HERO" *BANG BANG BANG*


 

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If you think the automatons are sucking lately, then that's very good for Nemesis, since you won't be looking for the very important ones that don't have orders to act like piles of junk.
Actually my workplace just installed a metal detector at the front door, so Nemesis has been pretty foiled.



On an unrelated note though, I wish the Rikti had their own version of CSI. They could call it I: CS and it could have a Rikti Investigator who shows up to the crime scene, analyzes the evidence with a Probe sidekick, and then teleports in a pair of sunglasses and makes snappy one liners.

Medical Examiner: "Subject: Suffered: Massive Impact. Fell From: Dropship. Or: ...Pushed?"
Hor'i'O Ca'ne: "Either Way: Subject: Created:...

...Impact: Large."

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You have made my signature because dagnabbit I haven't laughed that hard in I don't know how long.

Also so much truth in this topic. XD


 

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If you think the automatons are sucking lately, then that's very good for Nemesis, since you won't be looking for the very important ones that don't have orders to act like piles of junk.
Or he might want us to realize that


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Or he might want us to realize that he wants us to realize th--my head hurts.


 

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Sounds like a normal day at work for me. That whole "ERROR FILE INVALID" thing sounds like something some of our temps would say.
We are working on that.



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The problem with fighting Nemesis is that he has so many layers and branches to his plans, that no matter what we do, he seems to have usually anticipated it


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The problem with fighting Nemesis is that he has so many layers and branches to his plans, that no matter what we do, he seems to have usually anticipated it
And part of that is because [SPOILER] There are thousands of different Nemesis, hell, his army probably doesn't even understand who they're taking orders from all the time and just act like it.


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Actually my workplace just installed a metal detector at the front door, so Nemesis has been pretty foiled.
What if the metal detector is a Nemesis Automaton?


 

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Originally Posted by ResidentBaka View Post
Actually my workplace just installed a metal detector at the front door, so Nemesis has been pretty foiled.



On an unrelated note though, I wish the Rikti had their own version of CSI. They could call it I: CS and it could have a Rikti Investigator who shows up to the crime scene, analyzes the evidence with a Probe sidekick, and then teleports in a pair of sunglasses and makes snappy one liners.

Medical Examiner: "Subject: Suffered: Massive Impact. Fell From: Dropship. Or: ...Pushed?"
Hor'i'O Ca'ne: "Either Way: Subject: Created:...

...Impact: Large."

DECLARATION: AFIRMATIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
as soon as I read that I heard the YEEEAAAHHHH from CSI Miami.


 

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Originally Posted by ResidentBaka View Post
Actually my workplace just installed a metal detector at the front door, so Nemesis has been pretty foiled.
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metal
foiled
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Originally Posted by flashrains View Post
Probably more like "OH GOD MY EYES I CANT SEE BUT I AM STILL GOING TO FIGHT" followed by a "DAMN IT MAN IT'S ME, SHOOT THE HERO NOT ME" followed by a "SHUT UP YOU LYING MURKY BLOB I KNOW YOU ARE THE HERO" *BANG BANG BANG*
Left 4 Dead is a pretty good example of this. Once you get barfed on and your screen goes all green with only vague, indistinguishable shapes shambling around, friendly fire is almost guaranteed. On the one hand, you're getting swarmed by zombies and you HAVE to defend yourself, on the other hand, you can't tell what's a zombie and what's an ally.


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I suspect the old fellow is having some supply issues... How many of those things do we smash on a daily basis? It can't be easy keeping the quality standards high when you have to rush production to keep up.

Besides, who puts their best models on a project tha's just going to be discovered by some meddling hero in a week or two anyway?


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Originally Posted by ResidentBaka View Post
Actually my workplace just installed a metal detector at the front door, so Nemesis has been pretty foiled.
I think that was a mental detector, so both you and the automatons got through unnoticed.


 

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The problem with fighting Nemesis is that he has so many layers and branches to his plans, that no matter what we do, he seems to have usually anticipated it
See, I have a different take on him. It's not that his plans are all that sophisticated, it's that he's been around for so long that at some point he's tried practically everything. We just keep stumbling across pieces of his old plots that he's abandoned...possibly because he realized they were stupid.

Exhibit A: Mind-control railroad tracks


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The problem with fighting Nemesis is that he has so many layers and branches to his plans, that no matter what we do, he seems to have usually anticipated it
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See, I have a different take on him. It's not that his plans are all that sophisticated, it's that he's been around for so long that at some point he's tried practically everything.
I think he just throws all these plans out there so that people keep running into them. He's not actually trying to take over the world - he just wants to look important. Whatever happens, he's in a position to say something like:
"I told you so."
"I knew that."
"I tried that YEARS ago."
"I expected you to do that."

He has all that steampunk stuff because he doesn't have access to newer technology, since he lives in his mothers basement.


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Originally Posted by ResidentBaka View Post
Medical Examiner: "Subject: Suffered: Massive Impact. Fell From: Dropship. Or: ...Pushed?"
Hor'i'O Ca'ne: "Either Way: Subject: Created:...

...Impact: Large."

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Every time you post, my soul giggles and all is well with the world. Keep it up.
Is that what that noise was?
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Easy, this is comic book land. You added an ecto-plasmic polymer to your webnade.
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