Also, I wouldn't compromise on the language if it's minimal. I used some profanity for English projects in high school and the teacher just rolled with it.
- CaptainFoamerang
Silverspar on Kelly Hu: A face that could melt paint off the wall *shivers*
Someone play my AE arc! "The Heart of Statesman" ID: 343405
Use this...it's short, but it should get the job done.
My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter ... where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or ... or where you've been ... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.
-Michael Scott-
I'm also quite fond of Ben Affleck in Dogma
- CaptainFoamerang
Silverspar on Kelly Hu: A face that could melt paint off the wall *shivers*
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Originally Posted by Pouncer
That from The Incredibles?
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Yes. Spoken through Syndrome's first confrontation with Mr. Incredible.
While the whole sequence is about 5-8 minutes long (don't recall right at the moment), the gist of Syndrome's monologue is in NP's post.
Thank you for the time...
@Travlr (Main) / @Tymers Realm (Test) 
There's always this monologue. It may be a little short for your purposes but then your audience may need extra time to process what you just said.
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." -- Dinobot
Does it count as a monologue if the other party isn't present?
From Dr. Strangelove:
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Originally Posted by President Merkin Muffley
Hello? Uh, hello? Hello, Dmitri? Listen, I can't hear too well, do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? [pause] Oh, that's much better. Yes. Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri. Clear and plain and coming through fine. I'm coming through fine too, eh? Good, then. Well then, as you say we're both coming through fine. Good. Well, it's good that you're fine, and - and I'm fine. I agree with you. It's great to be fine. [Laughs] Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bomb. [pause] The BOMB, Dmitri! The hydrogen bomb! Well now, what happened is, uh, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of, well, he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little...funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing. Well, I'll tell you what he did, he ordered his planes...to attack your country. Well, let me finish, Dmitri. Let me finish, Dmitri. Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dmitri? Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello? [sounding hurt] Of course I like to speak to you! Of course I like to say hello! Not now, but any time, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened. It's a friendly call. Of course it's a friendly call. Listen, if it wasn't friendly,...you probably wouldn't have even got it. They will not reach their targets for at least another hour. [pause] I'm sorry too, Dmitri. I'm very sorry. All right! You're sorrier than I am! But I am sorry as well. I am as sorry as you are Dmitri. Don't say that you are more sorry than I am, because I am capable of being just as sorry as you are. So we're both sorry, all right? All right.
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Originally Posted by The Nameless One
If there is anything I have learned in my travels across the Planes, it is that many things may change the nature of a man. Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can. Ive seen belief move cities, make men stave off death, and turn an evil hag's heart half-circle. This entire Fortress has been constructed from belief. Belief damned a woman, whose heart clung to the hope that another loved her when he did not. Once, it made a man seek immortality and achieve it. And it has made a posturing spirit think it is something more than a part of me.
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Having Vengeance and Fallout slotted for recharge means never having to say you're sorry.
From Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas:
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| Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime. The kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle 60's was a very special time and place to be a part of. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive, in that corner of time in the world Whatever it meant. There was madness in any direction. At any hour, you could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right. That we were winning. And that I think was the handle. That sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense. We didnt need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest, of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west. And with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high watermark that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back. |
What is a man?
I had to do pretty much this exact thing in 10th grade English. I went with the, er, dolphin trainer bit from Ace Ventura.
>.>
<insert JFK speech>
Yeah... he's an awesome SuperCriminal
I reeeallllly wanted to recommend Khan's monologue from Star Trek 2 "he tasks me....." but sadly it's way too short, as is the "line must be drawn here" bit from First Contact 
But, I am reminded of a few.....
First up is this from the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy
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The Book: The Babel fish is small, yellow, leechlike, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centers of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish. Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the NON-existence of God. The argument goes like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.' `But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.' `Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly disappears in a puff of logic. `Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing. Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-selling book, "Well, That about Wraps It Up for God." Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation. |
World made of cardboard
Or for sheer comedy value, there's always this one
We built this city on Rock and Roll!
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I love this one so much. I think I've found a winner.
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Originally Posted by Mandu
Foamerang said it first but definitely Robin Williams speech in Good Will Hunting. And if this happens to be for a class of young people there is no better monologue to touch them. Absolutely none.
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Another vote for this.
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Originally Posted by Talia_Rayvyn
Anything from Apocalypse in the 90s X-Men Cartoon.
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http://www.seventhsanctum.com/index-anim.php
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I assume this is for a class, but what sort of class and what is the staging set-up? Is is an "Acting" monologue, one for a speech class, one for diction and delivery?
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Originally Posted by Shadowclone
Ok, heres the deal. I need to find a 3-5 minute monolouge to recite, and my search-fu is weak. So I'm asking you guys to suggest some good monolouges you might know.
There are some conditions: It can't have cursing in it, or if it does I have to edit it, and it should have minimal editing. It also can't be innapropriate. Oh, and it should also be a male speaker. (Feel free to post any monolouges at all, but if they don't fit these requirements, I can't use them. But if its good I'll give it a read!  )It doesn't matter if its humourous or dramatic or sad, I'll take a look at anything. So show me some of your favorites! (And thank you in advance!) |
Not quite 'monologue' (and definitely not 2 minutes), and delivered by a female character, but since Shadowclone has found something he likes, I don't feel bad adding it:
A trip is most fun before one sets out. A dog is most frightening when he barks. And women look their prettiest when viewed from behind. Your fantasy may be gone if you uncover the hood casually; I could not do something like that to you.
-- Holo, the Wise Wolf (human form), Spice and Wolf
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36641/My-Little-Exalt
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You are correct, It is for a class. It's just English in general, since we have to perform one of these speeches every year regardless. It's usually pretty simple, but your free to bring in props and such if desired. I believe it is intended for memorization and delivery.|
Originally Posted by Redbone
I assume this is for a class, but what sort of class and what is the staging set-up? Is is an "Acting" monologue, one for a speech class, one for diction and delivery?
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Thank you all for being so helpful! Feel free to put any more monologues up here if you want, I find them enjoyable, and I'm sure others do too.
So which one did you end up going with?
Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
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Originally Posted by Dz131
What is a man?
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Originally Posted by Shadowclone
You are correct, It is for a class. It's just English in general, since we have to perform one of these speeches every year regardless. It's usually pretty simple, but your free to bring in props and such if desired. I believe it is intended for memorization and delivery.
Thank you all for being so helpful! Feel free to put any more monologues up here if you want, I find them enjoyable, and I'm sure others do too. |
Here's one that would be fun as everything to do:
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I'm da hand of Gork and Mork, dey sent me to rouse up da boyz to crush and kill ‘cos da boyz forgot what dere ‘ere for. I woz one of da boyz till da godz smashed me in da ‘ead an’ I ‘membered dat Orks is meant to conquer and make slaves of everyfing they don’t kill. I’m da profit of da Waaagh an’ whole worlds burn in my boot prints. On Armour-Geddem, I led da boyz through da fire deserts and smashed da humies’ metal cities to scrap. I fought Yarik, old one-eye at Tarturus, an’ he fought good but we smashed iz city too. I’m death to anyfing dat walks or crawls, where I go nothin’ stands in my way. We crushed da stunties on Golgotha, an’ we caught old one-eye when da speed freeks blew da humies’ big tanks ta bits. I let ‘im go ‘cause good enemies iz ‘ard to find, an Orks need enemies ta fight like they need meat ta eat an’ grog ta drink. I iz more cunnin’ than a grot an’ more killy than a dread, da boyz dat follow me can’t be beat. On Pissenah we jumped da marine-boyz an’ our bosspoles was covered in da helmets we took from da dead ‘uns. We burned dere port an’ killed dere bosses an’ left nothin’ but ruins behind. I’m Warlord Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka an’ I speak wiv da word of da gods. We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win! |
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Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
Gets me everytime. |
Show me the way to go home.
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Originally Posted by Old_Man
Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
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One of the best scenes in the history of film.
City of Heroes was my first MMO, & my favorite computer game.
R.I.P.
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Good Will Hunter
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Originally Posted by Dark_Respite
So which one did you end up going with?
Michelle aka Samuraiko/Dark_Respite |
Good Will Hunting was a great movie and a powerful monologue for Robin Williams. Best of luck in that, and let us know how it went!
Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
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Foamerang said it first but definitely Robin Williams speech in Good Will Hunting. And if this happens to be for a class of young people there is no better monologue to touch them. Absolutely none.
Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting
Don't count your weasels before they pop dink!