Creative Caption Craziness! 7/09/10

Welcome to Creative Caption Craziness -- a fun weekly forum game. Every Friday, we’ll post up a new pic for you to write your most creative caption for. You’ll have until 5:00pm Pacific / 8:00pm Eastern / 1:00am British / 2:00 Central European Time to post it, then the judging will commence. The winner will receive the forum title of “Caption Champ [date]” and the Costume Code of his/her choice from one of the following:

• Carnival of Shadows Harlequin
• Freakshow Tank Boss
• Paragon Police Department Hardsuit
• Carnival of Shadows Ring Mistress
• Knives of Artemis Lt.
• Praetorian Clockwork

The winning entry will be re-posted in the thread (along with the author’s name), as well as in a thread consisting ONLY of the winning entries as they are picked, so that people can see all the winners at a glance if they want to. It will be your chance to achieve some small measure of forum immortality!

Now just a few rules, to keep things civilized:

1) Reply in the official City of Heroes® forum (http://boards.cityofheroes.com/) thread created for each weekly Creative Caption Craziness” with your caption submission.

2) Your reply must contain a single caption to the picture posted in the thread. Entries with more than 1 caption will be disqualified.

3) Your submission must also contain the following statement. Please note that your submission will be disqualified if this statement is not present in your post:

If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.

4) To enter the contest weekly, as of January 15, 2010, you must be 13 years of age or older. If a winner is under 18 or a minor in his or her state/province/country of residence, his or her parent or guardian must also sign any applicable releases and documentation.

5) Please note, only 1 (one) entry per forum account will be accepted. If you post a second time, you'll get disqualified, so make your one entry count!

6) Entries must conform to the Official City of Heroes Message Forum Rules and Guidelines.

7). If you win the City of Heroes® Creative Caption Craziness Contest one week, you are not eligible to do so again for the next 8 weeks. This is to allow other people the opportunity to win. Please be courteous to others and refrain from participating during the weeks you are not eligible to win.

Visit here to read Official Rules and Conditions for the Creative Caption Craziness Contest!

So without further ado, here is this week's picture!





Good luck, and have fun captioning!

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"Bzt. This sector clear. No sign of any Stalker using the new Monolith set."


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This sucks! I'm just standing here, minding my own businees and one of those players is going to come by and take me out for a tip mission.

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"And so then I told her of course there is going to be friction if you don't use lube. Hold on, citizen approaching. I've got to do some random weird stuff like poke myself in the chest."

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Don't count your weasels before they pop dink!

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Clockwork: WHAT??

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The "Macaulay Culkin" retrofit to the Praetorian Clockwork was so unpopular they were escaping mid process.

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"Hello, technical support? What exactly is the purpose of having these auxiliary chest attachments...?"





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68 Level 50s, all made the old-fashioned way.
Original: Quasar Lad - Fire/Kin troller. Latest: Asp Kicker - Grav/Poison troller.
Completed the "Full Alty Challenge" - level 50 in every archetype, and "Alty's Ultimate Power Challenge" - level 50 in every available powerset in the game.
Member of the Repeat Offenders

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Still hate the visit Winscott mission- make it dropable, have it give actual exp or remove it altogether. PS- Down knows who you are.
J/ Wilde/ / AIL - Celebrating five years!

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After severely short circuiting her main processing unit, the clockwork learned the hard way about the old adage to never insert anything in your ear larger than your elbow or the end of a football.

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We don' need no stinkin' signatures!

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What do you mean I have to wait another 4 weeks before I can win?!?

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Ow! My eye unit.

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Kohei-Vigilance Committee Founder

"Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once." - Caesar by Shakespeare

AE ARCS: search for Kohei, Vigilance Committee, or...
#365403: Arch-Nemesis Inc.
#130465: The Dark Side of Time
#328975: Power Broker
#159392: Animal Uprising
#70770: Attack of the Bee People
#331282: Universal Evil

Resistance Tactic #17: Fun with Magnets

The thing about human clockwork is people don't blink when human-looking robots do something human-looking. The clockwork don't use cell phones, their communicators are all internal. It's often hours before anyone realizes you've stuck a magnet to one; clamping its hand to it's head. Even better--the magnet wipes all its data of law breaking activity.

--Agent Weston, Resistance Spy


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The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.
--The Question, JLU

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So what your saying is, if I hang around here long enough and strike a pose I have a chance of getting onto ViDoc#3 or worst case on the creative caption competiton.

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Too many 50's to list here's a few you may know.
Slazenger, Area51, Area53, Area54, Erruption, Mind Plague, Thresher, Sheath, Broadside, Debt

Can you hear me now? Good!

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"Assimilation?!? Look honey, this ain't the Borg Collective. We're treated as First Class Cybernetic Units. Just last week Emperor Cole personally gave me the finest oil available because I spent the past couple of months outside assisting those 'Beta Humanoid Units'. Cole is the greatest!"

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Huron: "...with Coffee primary / Attitude secondary"
Charnage: "Please. Think of the poor defenseless desks."

"The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace. It failed... In the year of the Praetorian War, it became something greater... our last, best hope for victory."

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Automaton: *whirrrrclick* "Information: The individual known as Ascendant cannot be reached via this number." *whirrrrclick*

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Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

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PC: Hello Tech Support. I've recently had issues staying connected to the game.
PlayNC: Have you checked to see if you're plugged in?
PC: Yes, Of course I'm plugged in. We're all plugged in here in Praetoria
PlayNC: I suggest that you post on our game forums. Perhaps the players may be able to assist you.



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Sadly, Maintenance Unit 009 was only moments away from a tragic accident that would illustrate exaclty how much Super Speeders prefer ramps to stairs.

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Hello, my name is @Caligdoiel and I'm an altoholic.

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Mom? Guess what... I won first place in the San Diego Comic-Con Masquerade!

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(Sometimes, I wish there could be a Dev thumbs up button for quality posts, because you pretty much nailed it.) -- Ghost Falcon

If HEARCWK==TRUE && TIME==CURRENT THEN PRA==SFE?
(Translation: Can you hear me now? Good.)

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Hi... Dad? This is Jake. Remember when you said, "What happens in Praetoria stays in Praetoria!", you were just kidding, right?

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Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment...
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment...
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment...

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It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

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