Creative Caption Craziness! 7/02/10


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Welcome to Creative Caption Craziness -- a fun weekly forum game. Every Friday, we’ll post up a new pic for you to write your most creative caption for. You’ll have until 5:00pm Pacific to post it, then the judging will commence. The winner will receive the forum title of “Caption Champ [date]” and the Costume Code of his/her choice from one of the following:

  • Carnival of Shadows Harlequin
  • Freakshow Tank Boss
  • Paragon Police Department Hardsuit
  • Carnival of Shadows Ring Mistress
  • Knives of Artemis Lt.
  • Praetorian Clockwork

The winning entry will be re-posted in the thread (along with the author’s name), as well as in a thread we will create consisting ONLY of the winning entries as they are picked, so that people can see all the winners at a glance if they want to. It will be your chance to achieve some small measure of forum immortality!

Now just a few rules, to keep things civilized:

1) Reply in the official City of Heroes® forum (http://boards.cityofheroes.com/) thread created for each weekly Creative Caption Craziness” with your caption submission.

2) Your reply must contain a single caption to the picture posted in the thread. Entries with more than 1 caption will be disqualified.

3) Your submission must also contain the following statement. Please note that your submission will be disqualified if this statement is not present in your post:


If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.

4) To enter the contest weekly, as of January 15, 2010, you must be 13 years of age or older. If a winner is under 18 or a minor in his or her state/province/country of residence, his or her parent or guardian must also sign any applicable releases and documentation.

5) Please note, only 1 (one) entry per forum account will be accepted. If you post a second time, you'll get disqualified, so make your one entry count!

6) Entries must conform to the Official City of Heroes Message Forum Rules and Guidelines.

7). If you win the City of Heroes® Creative Caption Craziness Contest one week, you are not eligible to do so again for the next 8 weeks. This is to allow other people the opportunity to win. Please be courteous to others and refrain from participating during the weeks you are not eligible to win.


Visit here to read Official Rules and Conditions for the Creative Caption Craziness Contest!

So without further ado, here is this week's picture!





Good luck, and have fun captioning!


 

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Officer Donut: Did you hear? Praetor Tilman is instituting a new thought policy.
Officer Coffey: What's that?
Officer Donut: Anyone who even thinks the phrase "Going Rouge" has all their costume colors replaced with random shades of red for ten minutes.
Officer Coffey: ... (shudders)


 

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Officer Vega: It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same stuff over there that we got here, but it's just – it's just there it's a little different.

Officer Winfield: Example?

Officer Vega: All right. Well, you can walk into a movie theater in King's Row and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Faultline, you can buy a coffee at Drenched Donuts. And you know what they call a Toroidal Deep Fried Dough Treat in Faultline?

Officer Winfield: They don't call it a Toroidal Deep Fried Dough Treat?

Officer Vega: Nah, man, they don't have Emperor Cole running the schools, they wouldn't know what a Toroid is.

Officer Winfield: What do they call it?

Officer Vega: They call it a "Donut".

Officer Winfield: "Donut"?

Officer Vega: That's right.


Larry Jablonski
Infinity Server

Arc Name: Old Folks Home
Arc ID: 261041
Synopsis: The Octogenician can control minds, but only of people over 80. He's taken an old folks home hostage. Beat up old folks screaming about the good ol' days to defeat the Octogenician!

 

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Left Officer: "Mmm-mmm, this new creme filling's delicious. It's completely covering the taste of mind control drugs."

Right Officer: (in a monotone-voice)"All hail Emperor Cole."


 

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Frank: Yeah, so I was telling Joe tha...that Mother Mayhem is the greatest, most awesomest EvAr!
Ed: Um, that's great frank..
Frank: She's so hot! ..And I like wearing a two-piece when I swim! I'm a little teapot...Eheehheheheee..these things are so fun to play with. Er...I'm a cop! I order you to feed me your donut, no hands! Ahhahha...whoops, Cole's coming. Uh...what was I saying?
Ed: ......

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(in unison) Officer Starbucks and Officer Dunkin: "Typical"
Breaktime... Now in Stereo!




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Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

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FIRST TROOPER: Have you seen that new BT-sixteen?
SECOND TROOPER: Yeah, some of the other guys were telling me about it. They say it's, it's quite a thing to ... What was that?
FIRST TROOPER: That's nothing... Don't worry about it.


@Zethustra
"Now at midnight all the agents and the superhuman crew come out
and round up everyone that knows more than they do"
-Dylan

 

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In Praetoria, since there is little to no crime, PPD officers get more coffee breaks! Long live Emperor Cole!


to TO THE END!
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

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To avoid lawsuits, Dunkin Donuts now provides patrons with thermal protective, armored gloves when served freshly brewwed coffee.

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Okay, you can watch me eat, but no more "play-by-play" commentary.


 

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Officer Jones: How's that Colenut?
Officer Smith: Just Colerrific! Your Cole Coffee?
Officer Jones: Awful. It tastes like coal.



Claiming the Isles (The Nemesis Strike Force), Arc 448371 - Rogueish action from the Prussian Prince of Automatons himself!

 

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Officer Toroid: Hey! You got your coffee on my donut!
Officer Starbuck: You got your donut in my coffee!
Both: Delicious! Hail Cole!


It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

 

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Are these safety gloves really necessary? That's what my last partner asked before he suffered a terrible coffee break accident. He'll never high five again...


 

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"A salute is expected in a chance encounter like this. No... it's mandatory. But if I salute, I'm going to get pink sprinkles all over my bald head, and as for him....."


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<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison

 

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Um, where's the patrol car?
I dunno. It must have gone rogue.


We don' need no stinkin' signatures!

 

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The Hamidon War may be over, but the fight against high cholesterol still rages on in Praetoria.

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-Virtue's First Naughty Girl-

 

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Did you hear? Emperor Cole banned Going Rogue from being released in Praetoria... something about "encouraging bad behavior" or something. I can't believe it!

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Arc ID: 348998 - Becoming a villain
Arc ID: 373341 - To Save a Hero

Got Inf?

 

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"No, seriously. They have a donut there that's as big as my car!"

"Other Dimensions get all the cool stuff."

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A Guide to Champion Drama
My Videos
Ashcraft been published.

 

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"Different Dimension. Same Stereotypes."


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Self Proclaimed KING of Radiation
My Post count is > Dave Winfield
The Smoking Lounge. Saturdays @ Midnight on The Switch

 

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Officer Shine: Nice quiet day again, huh Brady?
Officer Brady: Yup. Hmm. Hey, Shine?...

Officer Shine: Yup?
Officer Brady: Those, regulation sprinkles...?

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Pinnacle & Virtue:
A bunch of Heroes - Alpha Team, Legion of Order.
A bunch of Villains -Black Citadel , Pinnache.

 

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It may look like things stay the same in the mirror universe, but appearances can be deceiving. These may look like the same old cops, but that's an evil donut and evil coffee. That right! It's because they're evil! And they don't wash their hands afterward either. Because they're evil!


AE Arcs: #10482 N00b Rescue Duty, #164100 The Four Treasures of the Tuatha De Dannan

 

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I tell ya Mike, Praetoria is great, but it won't be perfect until we figure out a way to harvest flour without it trying to strangle us. These artificial donuts suck.

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Liberty
My 50s:
Hero: Armor Assassin (scrapper), Cross Dresser (scrapper), Surly Seaman (blaster), Defensive End (Tank), Rad Rhino (Cont)
Villain: Beast Infection (Corr), Sweet Zombie Jesus (MM), Milk Weasel (Stalker), Orgullo (MM), Agent Eris (Crab)

 

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"Hey Bill, this isn't your patrol route."
"I know, Keith. I'm just trying to stay one step ahead of the lawbreaker, protecting this here video game store."
"You're waiting for them to open so you can buy Going Rogue, aren't you?"
"...yeah."

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Hello, my name is @Caligdoiel and I'm an altoholic.

 

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"Feel good buddy cop movies. Even Praetoria can't escape them."


Joshua/ Wilde
(But I think Rastafari_Man has this one")


Still hate the visit Winscott mission- make it dropable, have it give actual exp or remove it altogether. PS- Down knows who you are.
J/ Wilde/
/ AIL - Celebrating five years!

 

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The planning session for the annual Praetorian Police Charity Carnival suddenly ground to a halt when a dispute arose over the appropriateness of replacing the ring toss game with beer pong.


MA Arc: School Spirit #89349

Original member of the Dream Team Aeon, Virtue division
"A base here or there is a small price to pay for good mad science."--Arbiter Daos