Oompa loompa doompadee doo / I've got another puzzle for you / Oompa loompa doompadee dee / If you are wise you'll listen to me / Who do you blame when your kid is a troll / Lieing and CAP-LOCKING like a flaming @-hole? / Blaming the OP is a lie and a shame / You know exactly who's to blame / The feeders and the Quoters! / Oompa loompa doompadee dah / If you're not a troll then you will go far / You will post in happiness, too / Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
These are the rules. Everybody posts, nobody flames. If you don't do your job I'll ban you myself.
Welcome to the Roughnecks... Sleestack's Roughnecks
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Keep Calm & Chive On!
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Originally Posted by QuietAmerican
Oompa loompa doompadee doo / I've got another puzzle for you / Oompa loompa doompadee dee / If you are wise you'll listen to me / Who do you blame when your kid is a troll / Lieing and CAP-LOCKING like a flaming @-hole? / Blaming the OP is a lie and a shame / You know exactly who's to blame / The feeders and the Quoters! / Oompa loompa doompadee dah / If you're not a troll then you will go far / You will post in happiness, too / Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
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You weaksauce pathetic n00bz, I've come for ur lulz!
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Originally Posted by Shadow Ravenwolf
A handful of posters in a freaky thread are gonna save the forums?
Exactly. The essence of Forum Kombat is not about flames, but trolls. Mortal men and women defending your own thread.  |
Paragon Unleashed, Unleash Yourself!
My name is Sleestack Decimus Meridius, commander of the Suggestions and Ideas, General of the Freedom Server, loyal servant to the true CaH/VC mayor, Shonuff. Father to a banned son, husband to a banned wife. And I will have my vengeance, on this account or the next.
Yes, but will it post in Peoria?
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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''Live as one of them, Ocho, to discover where your edits and your banstick are needed. Always hold in your heart the pride of your special status. They can be a great forum, Ocho, if they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for win, we have sent them you... our only Moderator."
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One of the best posts ever!
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Originally Posted by Blood_Wolffe
My name is Sleestack Decimus Meridius, commander of the Suggestions and Ideas, General of the Freedom Server, loyal servant to the true CaH/VC mayor, Shonuff. Father to a banned son, husband to a banned wife. And I will have my vengeance, on this account or the next.
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Doom/Batman in 2012
The Resistance has boobs too, and better hair!
The Resistance has boobs too, and better hair!
You troll b@stard! You locked my thread!
Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Statesman, of Recluse, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of forumites fails, when we forsake our forums and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of trolls and flamed threads, when the age of the forums comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we flame! By all that you hold dear on this good Internet, I bid you *stand, Men (and Women) of the Forums!*
ShoNuff: Hello Mr. Sleestack. Thanks for coming back early.
Sleestack: No problem Master Sho. If you've seen one consumer electronics show you've seen them all. What's up?
ShoNuff: It's your friend- the boy detective. He's posting again.
Sleestack: Marcian Tobay?
ShoNuff: Yes, it felt like Tobay. I spotted him this time and tackled him hard, but he's getting trickier all the time.
...she canna' take anymore posts, Captain!
"Look for severe thread disturbances associated with flames. Our troll wasn't born a troll, Sleestack. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. Our troll hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes him a jerk-hacker. But his posting is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying."
------->"Sic Semper Tyrannis"<-------
I got a post for you, forums.
Oh, it's a little mispeeled. *spellchecks*
[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
[I]And don't you forget it.[/I]
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If there's a bright center to the forum, you're in the thread that it's farthest from.
The Alt Alphabet ~ OPC: Other People's Characters ~ Terrific Screenshots of Cool ~ Superhero Fiction
"Mr. Tobay, what we need is a clear message to the community of the forums! This message should be read in every thread, stickied on every subsection, seen on every screen cap. This message must resound throughout the ENTIRE INTRAWEBZ! I want this community to realize that we stand on the edge of threadlock! I want every n00b, carebear, and G.I.R.L. to understand how close we are to flame war! I WANT EVERYONE to remember WHY THEY NEED US!"
Paragon Unleashed, Unleash Yourself!
Troll Panther. 90% of the time, it flames all of the time.
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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'E's not AFK'! 'E's banned! This troll is no more! He has ceased to post! 'E's bugged and gone to meet 'is QA!
'E's a frozen! Bereft of permissions, 'e booted off! If you hadn't quoted 'im in the thread 'e'd be off the front page!
'Is computing processes are now 'obsolete! 'E's off the net!
'E's bounced, 'e's deleted, logged off and joined the bleedin' ignored invisible !!
THIS IS AN EX-TROLL!!
This is the greatest and best post in the world. . . tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother QuiteAmerican here,...
we was postin' down a long and lonesome thread.
All of a sudden,
there shined a shiny troll...
in the middle...
of the thread.
And he said:
"Write the best post in the world,
or I'll flame your souls."
Well me and QuietAmerican,... we PMed each other,
and we each said...
"Okay."
And we wrote the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Post in the World,
it was The Best Post in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two,
two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
and the grass doth grow oooh
Needless to say,
the troll was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippet tail,
And the troll was done.
He asked us:
"BE you Mods?"
And we said,
"Nay.
We are but posters
Rock!!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahn,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Post in the World, No
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Post in the World, No.
No!
This is a tribute, oh,
To The Greatest Post in the World,
All right!
It was The Greatest Post in the World,
All right!
And it was the best mother effin post,
The Greatest Post in the world!
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the post we wrote on that fateful night it didn't actually read
anything like this post!
This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there!
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, ****!
Good Mod, Mod lovin' ,
So surprised to find you can't stop me, now.
I'm on fire--
(The actual song "Tribute" by Tenacious D)
What I posted was true.
...from a certain point of view.
The Alt Alphabet ~ OPC: Other People's Characters ~ Terrific Screenshots of Cool ~ Superhero Fiction
Look at what's happened to me,
I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly my thread is on top of the list,
should have been somebody else.
Believe it or not, Sleestack's posting on here.
He never thought he could post so free.
Replying away on a wing and a prayer,
Who could it be?
Believe it or not, it's just Slee!
Looks like the light of a new day,
PM'ed me from out of the blue.
Putting out all the flames I was in,
Making all of my LOL's come true.
Believe it or not, Sleestack's posting on here.
He never thought he could post so free.
Replying away on a wing and a prayer,
Who could it be?
Believe it or not, it's just Slee.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not, it's just Slee.
I think I just stepped in Troll-dung...
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint: