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By the way has anyone else noticed themselves typing really carefully in this thread? Has anyone else subjected their posting to the level of scrutiny normally reserved by little children armed with a magnifying glass, hovering dangerously close to an anthill?
I always type really carefully, simply because I never proof-read ANYTHING, so whatever I post, that's what comes through. Unless the mistake is something incredibly obvious like endless italics or mangled quote tags that I can tell from a glance at my new post, whatever I post is what stays behind. Then again, I use Firefox, which comes with an obnoxiously obvious red underline for misspelled words, I have no compunctions about checking a dictionary about words with a meaning I'm not sure of. This, combined with me actually ENJOYING writing in a... Let's call it "elegant" way means that while I DO pay attention when posting in this thread, I don't do so much more than I do in other threads.

Without proofreading, though, embarrassing mistakes are likely to happen, like the time I took a lot of laughs over talking about the Lick King. Oh, well.


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Samuel_Tow is the only poster that makes me want to punch him in the head more often when I'm agreeing with him than when I'm disagreeing with him.

 

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I am pretty sure a single soldier of a legion is a legionarius in latin, only in plural they are legionarii...


 

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Also, eschew obfuscation. Embrace elucidation.
Fix't.


 

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You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
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I think that link has made me want to spell it wierd, since I don't like those dolphin overlords.
Well, we don't like you either. So there. :P
Win.


 

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As a joke, we have the word "непротивоконституционствувателствувайте," which I'm told is a real word and breaks up into something like a dozen prefixes, suffixes and a bunch of deprecated crap that was dropped out of colloquial language 50 years ago, but it is, technically, a word. Basically, it means something to the effect of "do not oppose the constitution" but all crammed together in a single word.
Antidisestablishmentarianism used to hold a similar place in the English language, but we now have longer and better words to use in its place.

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It's remarkably similar to some paranoid schizophrenic writing i've read. i'm not quite sure if that was an intentional similarity.


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Okay, I'll play!

"Founder" vs. "Flounder"

Ships founder in high seas, meaning losing way (no forward speed), which can lead to "broaching" (turning sideways) and sinking.

A flounder is a type of fish.

The interwebz will tell you that either is okay in modern parlance (e.g. the Administration's policy initiatives foundered/floundered when they lost the majority), but SCREW THAT!

Why?!? is it okay to use the WRONG WORD! One's RIGHT, one's WRONG. Just because enough idiots have used it the WRONG way, that it's now THOUGHT to be correct, DOES NOT MAKE IT CORRECT!

Phew, thanks, I feel better now.

I also have a minor problem with "but yet". "But" & "yet" mean pretty much the same thing, so it's like saying "and also". It's redundant, and IMHO, makes the speaker sound uneducated.


 

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Some things I'd like to also mention:

My blaster has never been 'feiry', nor 'firey'. People who assume this make me want to make them fiery.

Comas, however useful, should, in most case, such as this, only be used, as I've stated, in careful, considerate moderation.

If a king as an 'air' to the throne, his heir might be annoyed.

Apostrophe's should be' used spa'rsely.''''

And finally; if a word ends in 'k' or 'ck', the plural form is NEVER 'x'.



 

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Yeah, who necroed this thing? I remember posting in it quite a while ago


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Samuel_Tow is the only poster that makes me want to punch him in the head more often when I'm agreeing with him than when I'm disagreeing with him.

 

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Why?!? is it okay to use the WRONG WORD! One's RIGHT, one's WRONG. Just because enough idiots have used it the WRONG way, that it's now THOUGHT to be correct, DOES NOT MAKE IT CORRECT!
But (yet ), that is what American English is all about! O: )

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Yeah, who necroed this thing? I remember posting in it quite a while ago
*whistles innocently*
... there wasn't another spelling topic around and I didn't want to open up a new one just to be a smart*** about that one word...


 

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But (yet ), that is what American English is all about! O: )


*whistles innocently*
... there wasn't another spelling topic around and I didn't want to open up a new one just to be a smart*** about that one word...
Was it you? I have cookies. I love grammar threads.


 

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This thread makes me happier than e e cummings at a punctuation festival!


 

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There is no "wat", it's either "what" or "watt".
Some of that probably comes from lazy texting, but it's also something of a meme in certain internet circles, like so:



Which yes may have come from texting.


 

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OK, I'll add my own little pet peeve . . .

Too many people say that two things have the "same difference." They mean "same thing" or "no difference." You can only have the "same difference" if you are comparing two groups of items or two subtraction problems.

For example, a red car and a green car might have the same difference as a red truck and a green truck. Two items, however, cannot have the "same difference."


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Comas, however useful, should, in most case, such as this, only be used, as I've stated, in careful, considerate moderation.
I should hope so, it strikes me as a fairly drastic form of treatment.


 

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I always use a comma after every element of a list three or more long. It's altogether correct, appropriate, and proper.
Damn straight! I argued with my boss over this once, and found him something on the Internet stating that omitting the final comment was a 'base, journalistic habit' used because it allows fitting into narrow columns easier.

Speaking about the multi-contraction thing: I use them in dialogue. People say things you'd never right. Then again, if I were writing, I'd never write 'you'd'. So, in dialogue, I'll write 'he'd've' and sundry other things. I might even write 'I could of been a contenda!' because people say things like that.

Interesting mistakes born of English being confusing:

The cat's claws were sharp.
Its claws were sharp.
It's common for cat's claws to be sharp.

'Its' is the possessive form of 'it.' 'It's' is a contraction of 'it is.'


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'Its' is the possessive form of 'it.' 'It's' is a contraction of 'it is.'
First day of class as a Freshman, my Ivy League professor literally facepalmed when she realized more than half the class (Eng.Lit 101) didn't understand this.

Wat?


 

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Maybe I'm alone on this one. But it bugs the heck out of me when people use the word "ton" to describe a lot of things. Example: "There were a ton of people running that marathon." I see that in forums all the time and it drives me nuts.


 

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Comas, however useful, should, in most case, such as this, only be used, as I've stated, in careful, considerate moderation.
Surely you mean commas. I can't think of any situation where a coma should be used.


 

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OK, I'll add my own little pet peeve . . .

Too many people say that two things have the "same difference." They mean "same thing" or "no difference." You can only have the "same difference" if you are comparing two groups of items or two subtraction problems.

For example, a red car and a green car might have the same difference as a red truck and a green truck. Two items, however, cannot have the "same difference."
I know this. I still use the phrase "same difference" everytime I can, and I don't even speak English in daily life


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"Nuke" may be a common abbreviation for "nuclear", but not "nucular".
Homer Simpson disagrees.


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I know this. I still use the phrase "same difference" everytime I can, and I don't even speak English in daily life
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Homer Simpson disagrees.
You know what Douglas wrote about Belgium, right?

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Surely you mean commas. I can't think of any situation where a coma should be used.
i can. In some cases even for the benefit of the one in the coma.


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