Gimme Your Best 'Canon' Insults, Please
By
all_hell,
Posted on: 2009-12-21 08:05 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Uglier that a Rikti Monkey.
I have seen smarter Freak Tanks thank you.
$target likes to "save the world and click on bombs."
$target, you're an AE baby!
$target works for RMTers!
"We have secretly replaced $target's brain with Vahzilok left-overs. But quiet! Let's see if he notices..."
"Hey, $target, your cannon is TINY!"
Oh I think I read the thread title wrong.
"Yo,$target,my enhancements,ur mouth,any questions?"
"Hey,$target,ERP this!"
and so on...you get the hint.
What do you say to $target with 2 black eyes? Nothing: You done told $target twice.
$target is intimidated by Skulz.
$target thought 'sleep with the fishes' meant hiring a Coralax ******.
$target's mom is Jack-in-Irons.
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Originally Posted by all_hell
$target likes to "save the world and click on bombs."
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@Mental Maden @Maden Mental
"....you are now tackle free for life."-ShoNuff
Last night, during an RP Session, one character called another character a "Loyalist C***". They both happened to be Praetorian, so I assumed they were talking about Emperor Cole/Tyrant.
...Turns out they were also both Irish.
...Still a good Canon insult though.
Your looser than the MAGI vault.
I have seen clockworks with more personality than you.
Your no Blue Steel!
Your no Synapse!
You're as ugly as a Rikti Monkey in negligé!
The M.A.D. Files - Me talking about games, films, games, life, games, internet and games
I'm not good at giving advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
@Lyrik
Even Nemesis leaves you out of his plots.
I've had dead blasters fight back harder than this!
Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
Your beyond bustin . . . . . . . .
@Damz Find me on the global channel Union Chat. One of the best "chat channels" ingame!
These are some good ones.
Keep 'em comin'
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I look that much like your fiancée?|
Originally Posted by Lyrik
You're as ugly as a Rikti Monkey in negligé!
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Sorry, can't resist an Insult Swordfighting insult.
Aegis Rose, Forcefield/Energy Defender - Freedom
"Bubble up for safety!"
Luckily someone recognized it 
The M.A.D. Files - Me talking about games, films, games, life, games, internet and games
I'm not good at giving advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
@Lyrik
Look, could you atleast make my team think we're in danger here?
Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
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Originally Posted by McNum
I look that much like your fiancée?
Sorry, can't resist an Insult Swordfighting insult. |
not monkey island surely
@Damz Find me on the global channel Union Chat. One of the best "chat channels" ingame!
Here are a few off the top of my head...
* You're actually worth XP?!
* What am I playing the Muppet Babies version of CoH now?
* I didn't know enemies could con transparent.
* Let's see... xp, influence, prestige... oh and calories... yeah, may as well.
* I'm only doing this because I'm hoping you have an older brother who will be worth my while.
* Okay, you will be judged on execution, difficulty level and landing of your upcoming face plant... Go!
* You should be warned... I've been practicing Origami applications in the field of ragdoll physics.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
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Bah. I've had dead DEFENDERS fight back harder than this.
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Originally Posted by Shadow Ravenwolf
I've had dead blasters fight back harder than this!
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Your mama's so fat Hamidon has trouble organizing a raid against her
Your mama's so fat, when Rikti Ships drop bombs on her they bounce and land in the Rogue Isles
I am definitely adding some of these to my repetoire.
Inspired by Starmor's Guide to Random Phrases!
Only ones not too racy or raunchy for the GMs, please.see also
http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showthread.php?t=203100
I have created my own set of randomly spewed insults to accompany my Taunt power.
However, I have very few game specific ones.
Here's my 1st one