Gimme Your Best 'Canon' Insults, Please

What are your powersets? Suck Melee and Fail Defence?

You move like a pregnant yak!

Contaminated Brawlers would last longer then you.

Time to fight some Hydra. Hey, look, your mother is among their ranks.

Channeling a little bit of TF2 sniper here...

"For a second you made me think I was in an AE farm."

"You're not a shining example of the Devs' 'risk vs. reward' rants."

"You're making this so easy I'm actually losing EXP and Inf."

"And I thought Hellions were bloody pathetic but you make 'em look like Malta."

"I always wondered why the Skulls were so emo, seems they saw how you fight too."

"I think I could raise my skill on this toon better farming Contaminated than bothering with you."

"I would steal your lunch money now, but it seems all the level one heroes and villains already plundered ya."

"Maybe I should just get my emp defender and spec her out of all her enhancements and self affecting powers, might have an even fight then."

"What was your chest insignia? A 'Kick me' sign?"

"I feel sorry for whatever gang you run with, mate, you don't even make good cannon fodder."

"I never thought I'd meet a dumber villain concept than Comatorium."

"Gee, and I thought the blokes in the Foot Steps Initiative were awful."

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Originally Posted by Samuel_Tow City of Heroes is a game about freedom of expression and variety of experiences far more so than it is about representing any one theme, topic or genre.

I have run out of rep to give away for the day.

Here are some of my other favorites--mostly from Shakespeare--that I don't know quite how to make lore specific. If anyone has any ideas...

Crouch down in fear, and yield, $target.

Eat my leek, $target!

Grovel on thy face, $target!

$target, methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

$target's a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

$target's a shallow, beggarly, filthy knave; a lily-livered, glass-gazing, heir to a mongrel *****: one whom I'll beat into clamorous whining if $target deni'st the least syllable.

Drunkenness is $target's best virtue, for swine drunk and asleep $target does little harm, save to the bedclothes.

Mod8 allowed this thread to continue out of pity.

Your the only hero who should wear the cape over his head.

Is that your mask or did Statesman give you a wedgie?

You're too pathetic for Haven House.

You lost the spelling bee to Wretch, didn't you?

Lemme switch to my level 1 Defender, I don't wanna overpower you THAT much!

There's no way anyone else can top any of these. So I'm gonna call it good.
Thank you for all of your help.

"You know, if you join Arachnos they'll give you a spiffy helmet to cover up that face."