Gimme Your Best 'Canon' Insults, Please


all_hell

 

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Uglier that a Rikti Monkey.

I have seen smarter Freak Tanks thank you.


 

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$target likes to "save the world and click on bombs."

$target, you're an AE baby!

$target works for RMTers!


 

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"We have secretly replaced $target's brain with Vahzilok left-overs. But quiet! Let's see if he notices..."


 

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"Hey, $target, your cannon is TINY!"

Oh I think I read the thread title wrong.


 

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"Yo,$target,my enhancements,ur mouth,any questions?"

"Hey,$target,ERP this!"

and so on...you get the hint.


 

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What do you say to $target with 2 black eyes? Nothing: You done told $target twice.

$target is intimidated by Skulz.

$target thought 'sleep with the fishes' meant hiring a Coralax ******.

$target's mom is Jack-in-Irons.


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by all_hell View Post
$target likes to "save the world and click on bombs."

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I approve of this post.


@Mental Maden @Maden Mental
"....you are now tackle free for life."-ShoNuff

 

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Last night, during an RP Session, one character called another character a "Loyalist C***". They both happened to be Praetorian, so I assumed they were talking about Emperor Cole/Tyrant.

...Turns out they were also both Irish.

...Still a good Canon insult though.


 

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Your looser than the MAGI vault.

I have seen clockworks with more personality than you.

Your no Blue Steel!

Your no Synapse!


 

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Even Nemesis leaves you out of his plots.


 

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I've had dead blasters fight back harder than this!


Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

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Your beyond bustin . . . . . . . .


@Damz Find me on the global channel Union Chat. One of the best "chat channels" ingame!

 

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These are some good ones.
Keep 'em comin'


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyrik View Post
You're as ugly as a Rikti Monkey in negligé!
I look that much like your fiancée?

Sorry, can't resist an Insult Swordfighting insult.


Aegis Rose, Forcefield/Energy Defender - Freedom
"Bubble up for safety!"

 

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Look, could you atleast make my team think we're in danger here?


Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by McNum View Post
I look that much like your fiancée?

Sorry, can't resist an Insult Swordfighting insult.

not monkey island surely


@Damz Find me on the global channel Union Chat. One of the best "chat channels" ingame!

 

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Here are a few off the top of my head...

* You're actually worth XP?!

* What am I playing the Muppet Babies version of CoH now?

* I didn't know enemies could con transparent.

* Let's see... xp, influence, prestige... oh and calories... yeah, may as well.

* I'm only doing this because I'm hoping you have an older brother who will be worth my while.

* Okay, you will be judged on execution, difficulty level and landing of your upcoming face plant... Go!

* You should be warned... I've been practicing Origami applications in the field of ragdoll physics.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow Ravenwolf View Post
I've had dead blasters fight back harder than this!
Bah. I've had dead DEFENDERS fight back harder than this.



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Your mama's so fat Hamidon has trouble organizing a raid against her


 

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Your mama's so fat, when Rikti Ships drop bombs on her they bounce and land in the Rogue Isles


 

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I am definitely adding some of these to my repetoire.