Really Not a Nemesis Plot.

The rules are simple, you are to declare something mundane in every day life as not being a Nemesis plot. The catch is, preceding this declaration you have to reveal to terrible truth that the previous poster's declaration REALLY IS a Nemesis plot and come up with a convoluted explanation of why.

For example:

Actually, the fleas are outfitted with microchips that program the flea to fly into the mouth of a frog. Once the microchip is inside the frog, the microchip reprograms the frog to eat humans. Therefore, fleas are a Nemesis Plot.

However, I have scientifically proven that the Second Amendment is not a Nemesis Plot!

How could you believe that? If you look carefully at the second signature on the document, you'll see that it's far too clean to have been written by human hands! It was signed by a Nemesis™ automaton, and remains undoubtedly a Nemesis Plot™!

™ is not a Nemesis Plot™, however.

you are joking right? making a TM sign on a computer is to confusing to not be nemesis plot. On a mac it's impossible to find the letter, on the PC it is impossible to find the number combo, so it is just as messed up on both ends.

The Daily Show is certainly not a nemesis plot

Actually, Jon Stewart is a Nemesis automaton who is disguised as a somewhat funny satirical talk show host. His mission is to get high ranking government officials onto his show and secretly implant them with mind-controlling microchips so that Nemesis can force them to do his bidding.


But the Jay Leno Show is definitely not a Nemesis plot.

Actually, you know that big chin of his? Well thats just not natural and there are transmitters in there that send out radioactive wavelengths to the audience which btw alter their brains so that all kneel to Nemsis .

But Television really is not a Nemesis Plot.

Television was actually replaced by a Nemesis Automaton in 1936, but due to the mind-numbing nature of its content, forgot entirely about its mission. Nemesis has been attempting to reclaim his operative ever since, but has continuously been thwarted by villains swearing loyalty to its nurturing glow. HAIL TELEVISION!

Trees are too natural to be a Nemesis plot.

Actually, there is a plot (concocted by Nemesis, of course) to plant so many trees that they deprive us of necessary carbon dioxide and so we can choke on our pure oxygen atmosphere!

I also know that Vista is a Nemesis Plot, but from what I hear, Windows 7 is not!

Actually, Win 7 is the new and improved version of the Vista plot. Only this time, it will actually work the way he intended without random system crashes, endless permissions checks, viruses slipping through security holes, incompatibility with various software, and so on.


But City of Heroes is by no means a Nemesis plot

Actually, Nemesis plans to get us addicted to CoH and then he will make his move and become the Emperor of America! Meanwhile, we're too ignorant to do anything about Emperor Nemesis.

Actually, Vista is not a Nemesis Plot. It is a Bill Gates Plot!

Actually, Bill Gates is a Automaton thus a Nemesis Plot to get us hooked on PCs so we never go out to be socail and to weaken us by traping us within our bodys to Die infront of a PC OS.

Girl's are not a Nemesis Plot.

Girls are automatons created by nemesis to turn the nerdy ones to pudding no matter how they look, and the "cool" ones to pudding when they're figure is way too unhealthy.


the Monkey Island series is not a nemesis plot, but a plot by the Voodoo lady

Don't be naive - The Monkey Island series is 100% Nemesis! All those minigames with their sequence memorizations are diabolical, subliminal mind control primers. Once the Secret of Monkey Island is finally revealed to be a series of flashing lights on computer screen, the neural programming will be activated and hordes of mindless slaves will take over the world!

It's terrifying! The only thing that lets me sleep at night is the knowledge that there is no way Canada is a Nemesis plot. Whew!

Of course Canada is a Nemesis plot! Every Canadian is an automaton who spends their free time sharpening their skates and polishing their exploding hockey pucks.

Luckily Key Lime pie is not a Nemesis plot.

Key Lime pie is most certainly a Nemesis plot! Those automatons in the bakery and in people's home bake them so that people will by them and eat them. Once eaten, the mind control chemicals kick in.

Thank God paper shredders are not a Nemesis plot! They're too trusted to shred our private documents.

Aha, but paper shredders actually ARE a Nemesis Plot! Don't you know that there are microchips implanted in the devices so that they "copy" the information to a "chip" before destroying the paper; then relay the "chipped" information to Nemesis.

But for the love of PEI, Lays potato chips is NOT a Nemesis Plot!

But they're so greasy! They HAVE to be a Nemesis Plot!

Please don't tell me that my nephew is a Nemesis Plot too!

Look at your Sister... Do you REALLY think anyone would impregnate her?

Good thing My Fat ugly momma is'nt a Nemesis plot.

She, herself, is not a Nemesis plot - however, her physical plentifulness is a result of Nemesis' evil plans involving fast food and soda to debilitate the enemy.

But coffee isn't part of Nemesis' plans.

Come now, we all know that the entire south american continent is owned by Nemesis. He controls the coffee trade. That is how he funds his operations!

Global wariming is not a Nemesis plot though.

Oh but it is! The smoke from his automaton factories is designed to destroy the ozone layer!

Thankfully root beer is not a Nemesis plot.

Root Beer was invented by Nemesis to get young kids addicted to drinking something with the word Beer in the title, so that by adulthood, they wouldnt thin anything of drinking lots of different things with the word Beer in the title. (e.g. light beer, dark beer, German beer, Australian beer, etc.) This would hamper their co-ordination and destroy so many brain cells that when Nemesis makes his move for world domination he will be un-opposed.

I'm just gratefull that Nemesis had no hand in creating Bendy Straws...

Are you sure about that? Today he bends straws, tomorrow he bends OUR MINDS!

Please don't tell me that reality is a Nemesis Plot too!