Really Not a Nemesis Plot.

Come on! It's general knowledge that Bill Gates is a Nemesis Automaton!

However, Christmas is not a Nemesis Plot.

Such a bizarre combination has 'Nemesis Plot' written all over it!

I just got done playing New Super Mario Bros. Wii and I have come to the conclusion that the red-clad moustachioed plumber is NOT a Nemesis Plot!

dude, that moustache, all those pipes, the Super Mario story is the tale of Nemesis before he comes to our world.

I wish James Cameron's Avatar was a Nemesis plot, but sadly it's not.

Unfortunately, dear sir, Thunder Cats is a Nemesis Plot designed with the intent to make slavery under Lord Nemesis seem more appealing as opposed to an eternity of Thunder Cats footage, which Nemesis will no doubt threaten us with when he rises to claim all that is.

But I know the TRUTH. If there is one thing-ANY ONE THING AT ALL-That is NOT a Nemesis Plot, it is the defeat Nemesis suffered at the hands of General Grant during the American Civil War!

I hate to burst your bubble, but Nemi's "defeat" during the American Civil War was, in fact, one of the myriad diabolical plots he has going at any time, as he is a grandmaster chess player, always 10 moves ahead of everyone else. Had he not "lost" during the Civil War, he would not have become Emperor during the Second World War!

Playing video games -- particularly City of Heroes/City of Villains -- can in *no* way be considered a Nemesis plot ... no matter *what* the Television contact says!

Are you kidding me? Those hard games are definately part of Nemesis' plot!

=D Nothing is not a Nemesis Plot!

The way they scatter themselves on the floor and how much it hurts to step on them leads me to believe that they are in fact a Nemesis Plot.

However, I am not a Nemesis Plot!

Of course you are a Nemesis Plot! You have been sent to the boards to infiltrate our inner circle and gain as much Intel as possible so Nemesis can rule the internet, then the world!

There's not a hope in hell that Nemesis is a Nemesis Plot!

Paradoxes don't actually exist, if you go back in time and kill yourself, you'll still exist in the now, but you'll also be dead in the past. same for killing your grandparents. He Just made that up so people will try to destroy him through time travel, only for him to laugh maniaclly as he continues to exist

Sadly, that manaical laughter will not be a nemesis plot.

Actually, the only reason that maniacal laughter is such a villainous cliche is because every villain wants to evoke the great Lord Nemesis, and that is his plan!

Now the Discovery Channel on the other hand...

The Discovery Channel was designed to fill our heads with false information designed by (guess who) Lord Nemesis! He wants us to have the wrong impression on the world so he will use the world's true impression to baffle and destroy us! It is also linked to his Reality Plot. (See here)

My, oh my, it seems everything these days is a Nemesis Plot... Well, we can't possibly go wrong with the internet, can we?

Well we could, but thats not really plausible is it? We all know of his powers through the television and Jay Leno. Same holds true for the internet. Every Web Cam, vent channel, chat log, e-mail list, etc,is traced, recorded, and rated for privy Nemesis intellegence personell only. They stand by ready to report any threat posed.

Enough of all this its been said and done, now the Postal Office has GOT to be Nemesis free! Never have I seen a disgruntled postman

I hate to be the one to disillusion you, Miss Early, but the Postal Service is one of the main hubs of Nemmy's intelligence gathering organization. Why do you think that checks get "lost" in the mail and it takes a couple of days for a letter to get across the country, but a couple of weeks to get across town?! (*nod nod*)

Thankfully though, Amerikatt Comics, Inc. is 100% Nemmy-free! That's how we can bring such quality entertainment to the masses, like "Amerikitten: The Adventures of Amerikatt As a Youngling!"(tm) [on newstands ... NOW!!!]

Oh, god! Only a villain as vile as Nemesis would incorporate kitties as part of his plan!

Fortunately, the Zelda game series is far too epic for Nemesis to handle, and therefore is not one of his plots!

Only a fiend as diabolitical as Nemmy would turn an innocent game like Legend of Zelda into an insidious mind-control device, frying synaptic and higher-brain functions and turning an unsuspecting populace into automatons!

Praise be, though! Catnip tea and prune scones are culinary delights, and even Nemmy would not deign to corrupt them!

Obviously somebody has had a bit too much catnip tea and is now being mind-controlled by our good friend, Nemesis.

History has taught us that the Holocaust was not a Nemesis Plot.

Bad jokes, ARE a nemesis plot, as he wants to pervert humor to ruin the minds of everyone

Thankfully Stand-up comedy is'nt

I don't know. Some people DO die laughing. Is that because the joke was just that funny or because of Nemesis?

However, I think we can agree that Barack Obama has no involvement in any of Nemesis' plots!

(The fact that I have to bump this thread is probably a Nemesis Plot!)