Really Not a Nemesis Plot.


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Toilets?

Toilets, you say?

Toilets not a Nemesis plot?

I... I am sorry, but surely you must realize the truth. Consider, if only for a moment, that every toilet in the world performs the same function: Channeling waste from our own bodies to a disposal facility.

Now consider the incidence of malfunction.

The hostility this engenders

The neurosis of seeing plumbers out of their rear-view mirrors

The aggravation of the bill

The spiraling lack of money in the world

The rising incidences of poverty and crime, and the overlap thereof

Now, consider what sort of breeding ground Nemesis likes when recruiting minions and peddling the spoils of war.

Still so confident, are you?

But then, we do see the one broader, more joyous implication.

Clearly, toilet plungers are NOT a Nemesis plot.


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Plungers, you say? Well, let me stick one of them plungers up your butt and we'll see if they're a Nemesis Plot THEN!

However, we will never see if history is a Nemesis Plot, because it isn't!


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This thread will have to be bumped.

FOR LORD NEMESIS!!!


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History? What is history, but the texts written to catalogue the evidence of the world before us?

And how many of those items, as seen in this very thread, are NEMESIS PLOTS?

THerefore, I submit to you that the very threads of history itself are rife with the subtle, insidious influence of Nemesis's twisted machinations.

Luckily, I'm totally not a nemesis plot.

Totally.

Come on. Look at my face. You can trust me.


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Come on. Your face is too perfect. You must be an automaton, and who is the Master of Automatons? Lord Nemesis!

However, those Super Bowl commercials yesterday were too funny to be part of Nemesis' plot!


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It is certainly clear that keeping the mindless future servants of Nemesis in front of a television with all their attention focused on commercials allows his minions to move about our communities enacting his many plots.

Bacon, thankfully, was free from Nemesis' foul machinations during the Superbowl.


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yay me. I killed another thread

:/


City of Heroes was my first MMO, & my favorite computer game.

R.I.P.
Chyll - Bydand - Violynce - Enyrgos - Rylle - Nephryte - Solyd - Fettyr - Hyposhock - Styrling - Beryllos - Rosyc
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Are you kidding me? Bacon is totally a Nemesis plot! Haven't you ever SEEN how many people will do pretty much anything for it? Nemesis has to be behind that.


However, this blanket I'm wearing is not a Nemesis plot.


 

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Yes. The warmth of the blanket is actually created by millions...nay BILLIONS of microscopic sentient microbots who are now crawling inside your body and will soon infect your brain. By tomorrow, you will be one of Nemesis' pawns!

So, the news has been buzzing about this Baby Gabriel story. I think such a thing is too high-profile for Nemesis. He likes to keep low, does he not?


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Bump time, yet again.


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"Too high profile" isn't even in Nemesis's vocabulary he wants to make people know that it was him who slowly brought everyone down.

Now I know something just too jolly and happy to be even remotely close to a Nemesis plot and that is Santa Clause and Christmas.


 

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Come on! What do you think Nemesis does while we're all celebrating Christmas? He's preparing his invasion of America, of course!

However, the opening ceremony for the 2008 Beijing Olympics was not a Nemesis Plot! Neither was the one for the 2010 Vancouver Olympics!


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pffft Have you seen those yodels? and Canada has 4 Golds already! Of course its a Nemesis plot!!!

But the Simpsons is definitely not a Nemesis plot!

edit: Chyll: I just noticed you avatar!!, I don't know if those little ghosts are in other Anime's or if that's just from the movie " Princess Monoke" (spelling?) But that movie has those little ghost spirits, it was one of the craziest movies I have ever seen, I just loved it, it was absolutely amazing and I wondered if you have seen it? and liked it as much as I have?


 

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Oh, please. Any show that lasts for that damn long and doesn't get any less popular has GOT to be insidious in nature. Clearly, clearly the Simpsons is nothing but a secret plot to implant a subliminal urge for donuts, beer, and the consumption of knee-length undergarments.

However, by that same logic, the short-lived, god-awful live-action adaptation of Animorphs couldn't POSSIBLY be a Nemesis plot


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Never heard of it. Based on that, I am going to assume that it is...er WAS a Nemesis Plot.

A failed Nemesis Plot is still a Nemesis Plot nonetheless.

However! You may say no ill about Frenchmen! The French HATE Nemesis and would NEVER associate with him!


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Au contraire! The French eat frogs and snails, making them ultra-low maintenance, and therefore, ideal pawns in a Nemesis plot. Plus, having some sort of oppositional disorder cannot justify just how ridiculously often they disagree with the global community. They're a Nemesis plot.


Fortunately animated hair isn't a nemesis plot.


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No, animated hair is one of the things the CoX community wants the most! And if we get it, we'll be to busy admiring pretty flowing hair to notice that Nemesis atomotons are infiltrating our neighborhoods!

But Sailor Moon isn't a Nemesis plot.


 

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Of course Sailor Moon is a Nemesis Plot! ALL shows about female heroes are Nemesis Plots.

Dual Pistols is not a Nemesis Plot, however.


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Duh! While you're spinning your dual pistols all over the place before shooting them, Nemesis can quickly move in and hit you with his big Cog-Staff.

Pepsi, however, is NOT a nemesis plot.


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All that sugar and caffeine could only be orchestrated by the most devious mastermind. If we're all wired and unable to sleep, we'll crash and then Nemesis will be able to take over during our stoopers!

But Cinco De Mayo isn't a Nemesis plot.


 

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On the contrary, you know how many Hispanics will be drinking today? You have ANY idea how many car accidents will happen today? All those people who will need surgery and/or cybernetic limbs? Nemesis is the leading producer of cybernetic limbs you know and when people are fitted with these artificial replacements, they will be subject to HIS control!

I know it's VERY controversial, but SB 1070 is NOT a Nemesis Plot! If it were, people would be APPLAUDING Arizona for passing it! (It's actually a Jan Brewer plot!)


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Seeing as I have no idea what SB1070 even IS, living in Australia and all, means it's a nemesis plot!

However, the wild animals in Australia can't POSSIBLY be a nemesis plot...


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Hmm... Never been kicked by a kangaroo? That in itself is a Nemesis Plot.

However, summer is not a Nemesis Plot!


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pfft...please...everybody gets outside , they're at the beach , festivals , outdoor concerts,,, what better way is there than to have all us sheep out there where Nemesis can monitor everyones coming and goings? There is not I tell you!

But there is no way Fudge is a Nemesis plot!


 

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Of course it is, how can we resist wwhen we're suffering from over-indulgennce in fudge.... eruhhhh.. no more... but there's more fudge...

There is no way Wentworths is a Nemesis plot!


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