Really Not a Nemesis Plot.


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Combining baseball and soccer into one sport? Only Nemesis would be that diabolical to make that happen!

However, Barack Obama has nothing to do with Nemesis' plots!


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PUH-leeeeze. ACORN is the special community organization arm of Nemesis and primarily responsible for getting Obama elected.

Fortunately, something as natural as belching isn't a nemesis plot.


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Belching IS a Nemesis Plot! Every time we belch, we release Nemesis' mind control gas into the Earth's atmosphere!

Thankfully Nemesis isn't a Nemesis Plot.


 

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Huh. How is that even possible?

However, it is possible that Going Rogue is no Nemesis Plot.


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Hah, you naive fool! Going Rogue is indeed a Nemesis plot. Although Lord Nemesis is a mann of great resources, He still needs cash to fund some of his operations. He's found that the MMO market is a very lucrative source of funding. Indeed, the millions spent on this hobby annually end up in his pocket.

Hm, pockets now, those probably arent a Nemesis plot.


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I regret to inform you, but you know those little lint pieces you find in your pockets? Those are actually recorders that Nemesis planted, recording everything you say or do to anyone, and sending it to Nemesis himself!

I am truly grateful though the Mountain Dew is 100% free of all Nemesis plots!


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Ah, but wait one moment!

Did Mountain Dew not, in the recent past, release a promotional line of beverages known to the market as "Game Fuel?"

And did not this line of beverages market itself as a method of refreshment and game-enhancement while playing online games?

Sadly, it seems painfully clear to me that the Nemesis operatives at PepsiCo have been using Mountain Dew as a way to simultaneously increase our dependence on caffeinated beverages and our use of online media, which increases our susceptibility to media-based subliminal mind control.

Is it not telling that the game which the Game Fuel chose to market with was World of Warcraft, almost as if to direct the attention of consumers away from this game, thereby reducing the possibility that Nemesis will be exposed to his chosen victims?

But then, all is not lost, for I can certainly say without a shadow of a doubt that I am safe! My beverage of choice is pure, ordinary filtered water, which is not, and indeed could not possibly be, a Nemesis plot!


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Really? You know that Nemesis tampers with your water right after it's filtered. Of course, you may not believe me because...

YOU ARE PROBABLY UNDER HIS CONTROL RIGHT NOW!!!

Now, constipation may be a pain in the butt, but it is not a Nemesis Plot!


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Constipation? CONSTIPATION!? Did it ever occur to you that the EEEEVIL mountain dew, might be more effective as mind control substance if it was'nt allowed to leave your body? COnstipated people can't pass the many. many. MANY substances that posess his mental maniuplation substances out of their body.

thankfully my digestive system is quite regular and so I am clean of such chemicals. Allowing me to know that pipes, in their old-fashioned smokey goodness are'nt a nemesis plot.


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Pipes are the very essence of steam technology, the very technology in which Nemesis is most familiar! Clearly, because you contain pipes, you must be one of his automatons!

But at least we know that Dalek invasions aren't part of a nemesis plot.


 

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Incorrect.

The Daaaaaaaleks are servants and creations of Stavros, who is well known to be a part-alien clone of Nemesis, created to assist him in galactic coooonquest

However, unlike your filthy human world, the act of exteeeeeermination is in no way tainted by the touch of the human Nemesis


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Of course it is, you, yourself, said that Stavros has a connection with Nemesis, but what you didn't know is that he is actually a Nemesis Automaton who is using being controlled by Nemesis to exteeeeerminate us all!

Although, tea can't be a Nemesis Plot!


 

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Of course it's not....

Except that tea, served hot, gives off steam. Steam that is collected by Nemesis to power his brutal and vicious army of automatons!!!!


But elephants are too nice to be a Nemesis plot.


 

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Are you sure about that? After all they say that "elephants never forget" that makes them a biological data library for Lord Nemesis.


Concrete. Is not a Nemesis plot.


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Are you so certain? I mean, consider the military outposts conquered or used. The bunkers assembled. The secret lairs furnished. The hiding places and weapons caches sealed. The modes of transportation founded upon this simple substance.

Awfully convenient that such a creation just HAPPENS to benefit Nemesis so much, HMMMMMMM?

But then, that is why I prefer my buildings made of wood. After all, consider the humble tree, beautiful in its simplicity, in its simple utility, in its complex creation and organization... how could the tree be a Nemesis plot?


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Are you crazy? Trees are obviously a Nemesis plot! Did you think those green-movements to "Save the Trees!" were just about benefitting the environment? Preposterous! Every tree in the world is outfitted with advanced camera recording technology, and can store limitless data on the people, or heroes, that step near it! The roots of trees are all connected to Nemesis' database, where he can secretly spy on everyone in the world! Nemesis has brainwashed many organizations to form the pro-environment movement, in order to keep his precious trees alive!! He has even used his Alias of "Dr. Seuss" to brainwash innocent children with his book titled "The Lorax!"

Thankfully though, despite the evil that is the Trees, my beloved Sharpie marker is completely devoid of any and all plots of the Nemesis variety!


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Of course it's a Nemesis plot! You know those fumes off the marker? That's not just marker fumes, but the mind controlling gases of Lord Nemesis! The next thing you know, you'll be promoting them to your friends and then they'll be brainwashed as well!

Good thing electricity isn't a Nemesis Plot.


 

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Have you heard about stray electric charges that zap puppies? They're so evil, only Nemesis could concoct such a wicked scheme! So clearly, electricity is a Nemesis plot.

The plot of a book about digging grave plots couldn't possibly be a Nemesis plot.


 

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The fact that my head asploded reading the makes it a Nemesis Plot

Good thing spoons aren't a Nemesis Plot.


 

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SPOONS? Good sir, have you ever tried to eat steak with a spoon? It's nigh impossible! Obviously this is all part of Nemesis' plans to take over the world!

However, none of the following people have anything to do with Nemesis:

George Washington
Andrew Jackson
Abraham Lincoln
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Ronald Reagan
Barack Obama

NONE of them are in on Nemesis' plans! You hear me? NONE of them!


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It has been established that you are a nemesis automiton already, and so were all of those presidents, the ones in the list that weren't eventually wound up being controlled by nemesis, or eliminated by him. Abraham Lincoln did not fit into Nemesis' plans so he had him shot, Barack Obama is obviously an automiton, I mean seriously, c'mon who in their right mind would make it easier for our houses to be taken away by the government if not an aoutomiton? Now that I think about it, the government is a Nemesis plot itself.

Thank GOD dogs are not part of Nemesis plans.


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They shed their fur. Enough said. They are a Nemesis Plot, too.

MY PIECE OF **** COMPUTER IS...Errr.... NOT a Nemesis Plot! It isn't, really!


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Foolish boy... while your crappy computer isn't in itself a Nemesis plot, that fact that you hate it so much will eventually force you to go and buy a NEW computer, created by Nemesis himself! From there he will have access to every file, every website, everything you have stored on your new computer! Diabolical!

Among all the plots and schemes going around, I can safely say that cardboard is most definitely not a Nemesis plot.


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pfft! it most certainly is! Everybody uses cardboard for everything! Nemesis infiltrates peoples homes by keeping tabs on their cardboard boxes when they move. They can tell many things about a family by its cardboard! But Recycling absolutely and positively cannot be a Namesis plot!


 

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Actually, all that "Save the Environment" propaganda IS part of Nemesis' plans to build clean solar-powered automatons for his personal army.

However, toilets are not part of this or ANY of Nemesis' plots!


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