Gals with too much makeup on

Oh don't be such a wuss.

I was going to say that psychological studies have shown that men tend to have a much more visceral reaction to visual sexual stimulation than women tend to have on average, and while there is some overlap the average difference is substantial.

However, then I remembered who you are trying to engage on this subject, and you iz on yo' own, hoss.

Bolded for emphasis.

Whether or not this is the case does not make them equivalent. Your position is what leads to stupid extremes like women wearing bikini tops getting kicked from buses, or whoever it was in the CO thread complaining that having a breast slider in an MMORPG was an obvious sign of immaturity (and it's so much better to portray all women as having exactly the same size breasts apparently).

I didn't mean your unstated bit, but the "breasts are equivalent to penises" bit.

Sorry about both lack of clarity and the assumption. In that case, I don't think we have a functional disagreement.

I must be resistant then...and I'm straight.

My sister says you lie. Most men sit on their magic powers, others pack a six pack and a rare lucky few get to brag about both and never spend Friday nights alone.

Most women I talked too say the same, though.

Do you get 'light breasts" through cosmic surgery GG? Just curious...

women seem to be attracted to attitude. if you can talk to them like human beings, act like you know what you're doing, tease them like they're your bratty little sister, yet still let them know you think they're sexy, you have a much better chance of getting a second date

Actually, I would say men have a much stronger response to the size of their own or other men's penises than women do. Which is kind of ironic.

Originally Posted by Arcanaville Samuel_Tow is the only poster that makes me want to punch him in the head more often when I'm agreeing with him than when I'm disagreeing with him.

Which is true, except women have also been seen in the possession of a butt and a six-pack. Men caught in possession of large breasts, on the other hand, are viewed much less favourably than women in the same situation.

Originally Posted by Arcanaville Samuel_Tow is the only poster that makes me want to punch him in the head more often when I'm agreeing with him than when I'm disagreeing with him.

That's because most people would be trying to figure out if they just lost a bet or are in the process of winnng one.

They're still not something we hold conversations with - we know where your eyes are

Acting like an adult does help, yes

They're "light breasts" because that's where the lasers are.

Me too. I keep mine floating in a jar in my secret underground laboratory.

The writhing mass of tentacles I used to replace them is totally ogling your cleavage though .

So your eyes have never wandered downwards - ever?

Speaking for myself, not when talking with the actual person at the time. Then again, one girl actually brought it to my attention that I have the habit of shifting my eyes in the distance and sort of let them zone out when I speak, not looking at anything in particular. She was right, of course, but I'm still trying to figure out what that means for me. Too involved in the actual conversation, I guess? I mean, the way I write here is the way I speak in real life.

Originally Posted by Arcanaville Samuel_Tow is the only poster that makes me want to punch him in the head more often when I'm agreeing with him than when I'm disagreeing with him.

I was blessed with excellent peripheral vision. Looking into your eyes, I can still see that cleavage

It's because you are day dreaming about breasts while you talk.

I said I was resistant, not immune. However, You still won't get everything you want from me, no matter how awesome your breasts are. I can't afford to buy you a Maserati.

When I am talking to a woman, I'm focused more on her face then anywhere else.

When she's walking by, I'm looking at the entire package.

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...nah, too easy.

do you want to know the main advantage of being really tall is?