Gals with too much makeup on

Thats because men don't hang around with push-up belts that enhance and showcase sixpacks or butt-cleavages (at least not the ones you want to look at) besides even if men did it's hard to have conversations to something that's hiding behind the person you talking to.

In a similar line, you never wandered your eyes downwards to a guy that just turned around for a second? Ever?

Sounds like she said you tried too hard not look at her.

Thank you for ruining my appetite. I WAS going to have some dinner soon.

Originally Posted by Arcanaville Samuel_Tow is the only poster that makes me want to punch him in the head more often when I'm agreeing with him than when I'm disagreeing with him.

Never seem to help me.

Ghost Widow is hot!

Doom/Batman in 2012

The Resistance has boobs too, and better hair!

I do feel the need to point out that it doesn't matter how you act if a woman nearly has a heart attack just by looking at your face. And before you comment, I had shaved before several of these incidences.

<-- 6'9''

Me know

Lots of women have packages in this modern day.

You say that as if you would approach a woman that nearly gives you a heart attack just by looking at her face.

Sometimes - but that's not the same as doing it while talking to them

We can still spot when the eye contact wavers, even for a second

Whoever said it takes a full second?

"Everything"? So that still means that it's possible to get something just by having them - I told you it was magic

Even a flicker is noticable

You can't prove anything!
D:

We can lay traps until you're caught in the act

Ah, but we'll claim we saw a fly pass by then.
Or something anyway.

Besides..
I'm always looking down anyway, so it'll be harder to tell where my eyes are aimed at anyway

Yeah, flies are always going for the sweet stuff

I'm the one doing the scaring, though. And I don't even have to approach, just passing a woman on the street is enough to give them panic attacks.

Well I feel better how about the rest of you guys?

Doom/Batman in 2012

The Resistance has boobs too, and better hair!

Actually, it's not

I would say to get your mindo ut of the gutter, but I already knwo that you visit UniqueDragon's famous thread so that's an impossibility.

Depends on what you want from me. Directions, no problem. $1, sure thing. A night in a hotel room? Most likely not. Personality does a lot more for me than a nice rack. The nice rack, however, with catch my eye as you approach.


Yes, I am an unusual male specimen.

Unfortunately, no. I seem to get similar, if less extreme reactions. Probably because I'm about a foot taller than most women I know, and I seem to always look serious...even when I'm smiling. I guess the more correct term would be...intimidating.

And referring to them as a "rack" won't do you any favors
A rack is something you keep clothes or towels on - the correct term is "breasts" - it's not that hard a word to say