Funny Caption Contest #5

Here ya go. Have fun with it.


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Villains often make the mistake that all heroes are nice little boy/girlscouts and not realize that when some threaten to hammer them into the wall it is NOT an idle threat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samuel_Tow City of Heroes is a game about freedom of expression and variety of experiences far more so than it is about representing any one theme, topic or genre.

Toto?
TOTOOOOOO!!!

"You can't see me, I'm invisible!"

"Worst. Stalker. Ever."

it takes more to break-in some pairs of pants, ya know?

alternate joke: having barely survived her ordeal, Wonder girl decided she must warn the scientists of the dangers inherent in their jeans-splicing experiments.

alternate corny joke: Wow, she really beat the pants off that hellion.

alternate me-being-a-dork joke:sister sledge, no!!!! we were family!!!

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

"Great. I shoulda started hammering her into the wall feet first."

"Wizard of Oz, special deluxe industrial edition."

"At least I don't have to hide the top part of the body."

"Hello, Extermination Services? You are not gonna BELIEVE the mouse we've got in our warehouse."

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

Hmm, golf tee or fence post base...?

Are you absolutely sure you bought the jack?!

Sings Simon and Garfunkel tune "I'd rather be a hammer than a nail"

Computer: $600
Internet access: $20/month
City of *: $15/month
Scavenger hunt for the other half of your best friend: Priceless

"Crud. Where did the other half land?"

1) Wow I didn't know it's all made out of cardboard... No wonder they can change things around so fast it's all fake.

2) Yeah it was a good magic trick, but I could only do it once!

You could pretend to be a 4channer and do it like a motivational.

Badassery
I cut you in half with a HAMMER.


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But why has nobody commented on how there is a shotgun shell on the ground there? That's the comedy gold, right there.

I got the sledgehammer you asked for. Why did you want... oh.

Phasing experiment gone horribly wrong.

I guess that's one way to do a halfassed job

Sledgehammer. When ironing your pants isn't enough.

Listen when i say STOP! HAMMER TIME! I expect you to stop!

That's when the wall attempted to put Myra into the dreaded triangle choke hold, but she had something else up her sleeve.

EU_Damz is sooooo in the lead right now. Too good. But Ashcraft is a close second. Any more before I pronounce?

"This is why teleport foe requires an accuracy check"

This is why the MMO always has and always will attract a largely male audience. So much of the game of the content provided is strictly "below the waist".