Destroy the Person beneath you!


AreEss

 

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One of the things that I simply cannot abide on the Virtue Forums is its level of...niceness.

The "Say something nice" thread. The "Person beneath you" thread, the "Rookery" etc... Each one filled to the brim with the most intolerable, intoxicating level of banality, kindness and polite nonesuch. Such goodwill makes me ill, and I finally have devised my own game for all those whose intestines revolt against the senility of being "nice."

In this game, you will take turns destroying the person below you. I don't care how you do it, whether by intergalactic space armada, flaming gerbils or simply too much cereal, but you must somehow destroy the person below you. It is only through maiming, obliterating, and annihilating each other than we can truly be happy...

I'll go first, because I say so...



I destroy the person below me and their home planet with a LASER that has enough power to make the sun weep.


 

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I destroy the person beneath me with the music of Canadian rock sensations Nickeback...

on INFINITE repeat...


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Tacos > Zombies

 

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I will destroy the person beneath me with size 36 y-front briefs on a size 38 waist.


 

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You really should look behind you more often....


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by hypocratic_oath View Post


You really should look behind you more often....

NO U


as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

 

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I destroy the person below me with lethal levels of weaponized cute!


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by NekoAli View Post
I destroy the person below me with lethal levels of weaponized cute!
BAH! Pics or it didn't happen!



I destroy the Peasant below me with NEIL DIAMOND!!! Muahahahahahaaha


 

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I destroy the person beneath me with the awesome power of Charles Nelson Reilly!!!!!


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Tacos > Zombies

 

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Nanoha will develop a desperate and crushing need to be friends -or maybe even adopt- the person below me.



Heh heh heh... You're gonna get killed, sucker.


 

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Basement Cat will destroy you all for waking him!


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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i put the person below me in the poorest executed hostage situation ever, or they're taking hostages....it doesn't matter


 

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The person below me is cast into THE PIT OF KILLER CHEESE CURLS!


@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

 

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I absolutely devastate the person below me by forcing them to stare at Atlas Park AE Team broadcasts.....for 144 hours straight....



By the way Breakneck, thanks for the cheese curls. I was hungry and they were, indeed, killer.


- Garielle
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frosty_Femme View Post
I said "ur" which is not a word. It's a sound dumb people make when you ask them to spell out "you are".

 

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My hatred of the person below me is like a deep well, so deep no light can escape its soul-crushing darkness and so I can think of only one way to truly destroy said person and that is with ...

ABBA!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuB8xWeA59I


Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall

 

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I shall destroy the person below me with mountains of delicious poutine!!!!!!


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Tacos > Zombies

 

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Since changed Global to @Huatar

Einarr Hildulfr - RP Hero (Main) - 42 Inv/Mace Tanker
Dr. Mechaniok - RP Villain (Main) - 27 Robot/FF Mastermind

 

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Imperial Cat of Doom


 

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pft, proper masterminds keep attack beasts, goodbye!


 

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Fortunately, I never go out of the shelter without my Deathclaw control override and Stealth Boys. After all, War never changes.

To the person below me: Liberty Prime says to go out for a long bomb.


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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I've decided to kill the person below me with a good old fashion Zerg Rush!


 

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as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.