The world's tiniest sniper will destroy the person below me. Or maybe cut your feet if you step on him. Either way your misery will cheer the depths of my soul.
They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
@Starflier
The person below me's spouce cheats on them with an oversized spider.
@Mazzo Grave
Webmaster Grave, Virtueverse!
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Originally Posted by BackAlleyBrawler
you *******!!!!
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I condemn the person below me to the most horrible and dreadful fate known to human kind, and some alien species:
To watch the entire run of Mystery Science Theatre 3000... WITHOUT THE ACTUAL SHOW PRESENCE! By that, I mean a never ending marathon of the worst movies in existance. Some new features shall be added in, from across the galaxy, forcing them to suffer an inevitably mind-crushing parade of fail. Pure, weapons-grade Hollywood (and it's interstellar equivlants) failium ingrate. A failboat the size of a hundred worlds, doomed to run over your mind like a truck!
...Oh. And you get to spend all of your time with two robots. THAT ARE NOT AMUSING! No, one is a whiny, vapid emo twit that thinks fanfiction is the besterest thing ever and won't shut up about it, and the other is a nerd that will go on endlessly about how much 'cooler' his avatar in a game is then the current movie's protagonist (and you're forced to agree with him due to just how bad the movies themselves are).
Eventually... they will be destroyed. Slowly. Painfully. AGONIZINGLY!
That, or Iunno. Maybe I'll go classic, and just destroy the person below me with a Grilled Cheese On Rye cannon.
Pics or it didnt happen.
@Mazzo Grave
Webmaster Grave, Virtueverse!
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Originally Posted by BackAlleyBrawler
you *******!!!!
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The person below me will mostly die
From the hands of my arm
when I come and fly and
take off your face
with the front of my hatredcopter.
\m/ >.< \m/
LOL, forums: most balanced PvP ever.
Tacos > Zombies
I destroy the person below me with thousands of papercuts, watching as the slowly bleed out.
They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
@Starflier
The person below me gets destroyed by the destruction from the person above me.
@Mazzo Grave
Webmaster Grave, Virtueverse!
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Originally Posted by BackAlleyBrawler
you *******!!!!
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umm I don't think so
and for my turn I attack with .....
Oh wait did your Chuck Norris just kill you? >
I trap the person beneath me in a circular room with no windows. They die of boredom.
Joke's on you, I'm immune to boredom. Once read the phone book in a single sitting!
In the spirit of happiness and sharing, I'm sending the person below me on an all-inclusive vacation to the lovely Overbrook Hotel.
HERE'S JOHNNY! He'll show you to your DOOM!
Please, do come again.
They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
@Starflier
I counter your Jack nicholson with the most devasting weapon known to man...
The care bear stare...drunk.
FATALITY
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
That's it. You've forced me to use force! I deploy...
The Adama Stare of DOOOOOOOOM!
The person below me suffers a E-driveby!
sorry for this...
but nothing is "harder" than...
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picture got lost...
hmmmph
I destroy the person below me with a cannon made of bamboo, sulfur, charcoal, saltpeter, and vines, set off by a piece of uniform and a spark from a Universal Translator that fires diamonds into your chest.
I destroy the person below me by getting them to unknowingly walk on caltrops.
Once they do, they will lose the ability to walk, lose their job because they can't get to work, get divorced and lose the house because of financial troubles, and the significant other will get the dog, and they'll drink themselves to a slow, horrible death. All because some jerk back in the day thought it would be cool to weaponize lego.
They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
@Starflier
I drop a Battlestar on you!
The person below me is a commie treasoning *******, guess what happens next?
I destroy the person beneath me with a view of Jack's Bottom. Say hi, Jack's Bottom:
ARGH! MY EYES! MY EYES!
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
I destroy the person below me with the most powerful kitty to walk the earth!
Yeah, you're screwed.
They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
@Starflier
YOU DARE THREATEN ZE' SERGEANT?! That cat does scare me though o_o
I DECIMATE the person beneath me with MY personal version of rock, paper, scissors!
I'll destroy the person below me with one of the coolest weapons ever conceived.
Rail Gun ftw!
They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
@Starflier
Bah, I dodge your clunky Popular Science Relic and retaliate with liturgical efficiency!
ill drive them off a cliff!!
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.