Destroy the Person beneath you!

[Can I just say, this thread is flippin' hilarious? I'm not playing, but reading through was epic. <3]

I call upon my pet to drive everyone under me insane!!

Agent Goat - CoX Global @Goat's

You won't care that you are destroyed!

I shall destroy the person below me by selling them to Disney Corp!

Follow! But! follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance
to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man
yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty men lie strewn
about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or
your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty
big pointy teeth.





I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all,
didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well,
it's always the same, I always--

Having sent one person on a fantastic trip to the Overbrook Hotel, I'd like to send the person below me on a nice trip to Shanghai.

Unfortunately the in-flight entertainment is...



...followed by...



...followed by reruns of...



...except the disc starts skipping and you spend the last 6 hours of your non-stop flight listening to Fran's laugh, all the while you can almost see the first class passengers, who are having a super fun pillowfight with Hugh Hefner and the playboy bunnies.

Bah! Puny mortal. Airplane engines are hypnotic to me! Your terrible in-flight movies are no match for my unavoidable airplane narcolepsy! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!


I'll send a stalker after the next person. Not your ordinary creepy stalker, but the damn near superhuman kind that you can't get rid of no matter how much law or evasive maneuvers you use! And they will never, ever give up, and nobody else can have you. Nobody! Anyone close to you will be killed, a victim of your stalker's paranoia and murderous tendencies! Anyone! All die! And then you'll die by accident and it will be a RELIEF!
AAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!

Whee. :3

I destroy the person below me by beating them with the rules that make this thread fun!

I destroy the person below me with a thousand words of poetry.

Some of my characters

I offer up the soul beneath me to...

Dethklok!

(The link is not for the squeamish)

I destroy the person below me by getting my old friend Annie Wilkes to care for them.

I'll be totally cliche and use this modest Nucular warhead to destroy the peasant below me. And yes, it's a Nucular bomb



And I say to myself...What a wonderful World...

I kill the person beneath me with a 24 hour marathon of the christopher lowell show

I destroy the person below me with the classic ACME anvil.

I will feed the person below me to my attack squirrel!



"Squeeeeeeeeeee!"

I kill the person below me by turning them into fruit by the foot.

Such an impossible task, for I am Seraph - I deal with worse upon a wake up call. -flexes-

I destroy the person bellow me with my demonic power -strikes a pose- and end it with a verticle slice strait down through the center via a jumping slash attack. Kee'ya! -jumps and swings out his swinging arm, flinging his sword strait down at the next person-

I'm throwing the person beneath me a party, and inviting SCP-682.

I destroy the person below me by asking them to hold my M80 while I go get a couple beers...

Wow... lots of destruction going on in here. But you cannot beat the ultimate destruction move! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....

THE DESTRUCTION OF ONE GOOGLEPLEX EXACTO-KNIFE-CUTS!!!!

.... follows by immersion in hydrogen peroxide.

Your ninja fails miserably, as I am well guarded by Tractor Jack, the Last Saskatchewan Pirate, and his villainous lot.

I destroy the person below me by developing a time machine and sending them back to prehistoric Mexico...

They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

This one is worth two...



...you're screwed.