The Most Weird Bug/Thing You've Seen In-Game


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I spent the whole time until I could get another costume respec worrying I was going to get banned by a GM for corrupting any 12-year-olds that might be playing the game. (Then I realised I wasn't playing WoW... )

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Yeah? My favourite costume choice (because I'm a lonely 24 year old man) for the female model is Angelic Plus and Bikini 2 (I think...one of them anyway) both in black with a belt to hide the bits where it doesn't connect up well around the sides. Creates a nice kind of beach babe onesie I then start sticking pieces of armour all over. Oh, and for some reason I like making them albino freaks because it contrasts with the black costume better.

Now put a spiffy one shoulder veteran reward cape on so you don't notice her behind, accidentally leave the bikini bottom white so she looks completely naked down there, and spend a couple hours wondering why everyone keeps superspeeding back for a look after they pass by.

Somehow the lack of Age of Conan-esque anatomical correctness made it even worse.

EDIT: I should probably nominate this for the Dumbest Moment thread actually....


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I spent the whole time until I could get another costume respec worrying I was going to get banned by a GM for corrupting any 12-year-olds that might be playing the game. (Then I realised I wasn't playing WoW... )

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Because all the 12-year-olds playing this game are already corrupted?

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All 12 year olds in general it seems.


 

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I spent the whole time until I could get another costume respec worrying I was going to get banned by a GM for corrupting any 12-year-olds that might be playing the game. (Then I realised I wasn't playing WoW... )

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Because all the 12-year-olds playing this game are already corrupted?

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Because all the 12-year-olds playing CoX are (mostly) mature and intelligent

...and yeah, already corrupted.


 

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I spent the whole time until I could get another costume respec worrying I was going to get banned by a GM for corrupting any 12-year-olds that might be playing the game. (Then I realised I wasn't playing WoW... )

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Because all the 12-year-olds playing this game are already corrupted?

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I bloody hope so, if not I will personally mail all of them a copy of the first volume of The Boys


 

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Ive finally uploaded the flying Wolf pic

http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/o...6-18-03-01.jpg

There is also my Singularity pet steeling the money we just rescued in a bank job:

http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/o...7-09-59-39.jpg

And there is a demon getting stuck in midair as well:

http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/o...7-13-06-52.jpg

I swear all the weird things happen to my Grav/Storm Controller!


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Anyone remember that bug outside of the Kings Row station where you had civiliations running for hours on end on that small door ?

That bug was in for over 2+ years.
They later justified it with a plague saying a villain had controlled there mind but was later taken down by a hero.

Sometimes, the bug strikes again.


 

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Weirdest.. hmm
Well.. Whenever there is a new issue with new npc's.. the Radiomission that I have not completed on my main char gets a funny change.
I sometimes use radiomissions to get damaged taken (badge), this one had arachnos as villains. Then issue 11 comes. And it changed every arachnos troops into Civilians (the one you find in Mender Tessaracs arc.

Another radiomission I still have, with again Arachnos troops... I can just say I dont need to use the midnighter club to beat down on them roman traitors

As mentioned yes, I miss the generic numbers on the soldiers in the shadow shard.


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I have made a German based character on Zukunf.... then transfered him to Defiant.

Now all his game remarks as '...joins team' etc is for me and the team in German. My powers too. For me this is actually a waaay cool bug. It fits the toon.

But I am guessing its for every toon you make on Zukunf and transfer.


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I have made a German based character on Zukunf.... then transfered him to Defiant.

Now all his game remarks as '...joins team' etc is for me and the team in German. My powers too. For me this is actually a waaay cool bug. It fits the toon.

But I am guessing its for every toon you make on Zukunf and transfer.

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Yep - although I dont read french/german i use the servers to come up with idea for toons. Decided to transfer one over to Defiant the other day and got this as well


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16. Has Paragon Studios redefined "player" to require your mouse to subscribe separately from your keyboard?
If your mouse has greater processing power than your gfx card, the answer is yes.

 

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Damnit I could have had that on Prise De Fer if I'd known


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I remember a couple of years ago, a thread on the US side about a character that spawned on CoV as a giant. The toon must have been 30 feet tall

I can't find the screenies I saved though. Anyone remember this?


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I remember a couple of years ago, a thread on the US side about a character that spawned on CoV as a giant. The toon must have been 30 feet tall

I can't find the screenies I saved though. Anyone remember this?

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ooooo wonderful, I want that and create a Green Giant toon!


 

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Damnit I could have had that on Prise De Fer if I'd known

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Damnit I could have had that on Prise De Fer if I'd known

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You still can.. transfer that one to the french server.. login... and transfer back.

The alien language is set on the toon and sticks. It works everytime. Just will cost you two transfers.


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I have made a German based character on Zukunf.... then transfered him to Defiant.

Now all his game remarks as '...joins team' etc is for me and the team in German. My powers too. For me this is actually a waaay cool bug. It fits the toon.

But I am guessing its for every toon you make on Zukunf and transfer.

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i have this every now and again where when u join a team etc it comes up in german and ive never had a char on the german server


 

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The weirdest bug I've ever encountered was with my Mastermind. I was swapping from the Ski Shallet to Pocket D dance floor and I ended up here. That's not in the editor it's actually the empty space outside a base. It's not even the base of my MMs SG. I couldn't get "inside" to escape so I had to use my Pocket D teleporter to escape.

Also, did anyone notice these little chappies in the final mission of the Valentines event.


 

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Cheers, will wait and see if I get an end of year bonus from work to decide if that's worth the cash


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They were appropriately appalled
at the discovery of the eight victims
They're now putting it all together.
Women wrapped in silk
with one leg missing
Eight legs, one body, silk,
spider, brilliant!"

 

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Just this morning. PPD Hardsuit costume power + PB Lightform, all that is visible is the jets from the feet while flying, and strangely, the inner barrels of the forearm mounted guns.


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Also, did anyone notice these little chappies in the final mission of the Valentines event.

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Yes they were bugged as well - they would aggro on heroes but not villains.


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Well Ive just had another case of the flying wolves:

http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/o...9-23-25-47.jpg

And on my Dark/Dark Scrapper there is a cossie that doesn't quite fit!

http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/o...1-19-03-06.jpg


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Originally Posted by Zwillinger View Post
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16. Has Paragon Studios redefined "player" to require your mouse to subscribe separately from your keyboard?
If your mouse has greater processing power than your gfx card, the answer is yes.

 

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Well there was the mission (St Vals IIRC where the team entered and everything was Black, walls, floors ceilings etc. The Mobs were still there so we tried to do the mish, it was amazingly funny, everyone running around trying to figure out where the walls were. Just to top it all off the map was blank too. In the end we gave up left and re-entered and suddenly everything was fine. Should have taken some screenies!

Had an empty mission map in D.A. once, empty except for the 3 glowies we had to click, bit of a quick mission.

Had the "get mannies Trophy mission", stepped through the door and went around the first corner and found a glowie, click it and completed the mission, maybe 10 seconds for the mission. Possibly not a bug though.

2 machines ago (gosh I've played CoH for a long time) the graphics card couldn't really handle the game. After a while it would start extending the polygons. So someones arm, head etc would become a spike sticking out to infinity. Over a 5-10 minutes it would do this to all the polygons, so my screen would end up a mass of multi coloured triangles. Oddly you could still move about, target mobs etc, you'd just have no idea where you were or what you were hitting. Definately not a bug, but amusing (in retrospect).


 

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That was when they were accidently re-enabled at one point - either that or Recluse got cut off by Paragon Power and Light

I've had it happen on a normal mish as well since - only way to fix it was to relog but it made tanking very interesting for the team when I could only see the effect auras of the mobs and not the building.

I've also come out of the lift at not quite the right height on Frostfire and seen no ice in the entire map although everyone else could see it and I could still slide about on it


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A basic hole-in-map bug, but I managed to get ShadowCall on the 'outside' of an Arachnos lab.

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The bug was persitant - every time I reset the mission, the same hole was present.

Actually, it was kind of interesting - not much to be gained from it, apart from perhaps being able to explore the free space, but it was fun teleporting around the void. Kind of looked like the sub base from Deus Ex (now that was a cool map)


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